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  • 06-11-2008 10:29am
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    deise-lady
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    BREAKING NEWS - Obama presidency in doubt - Cork hurling panel unhappy with appointment


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    FrankGrimes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,031 ✭✭✭FrankGrimes


    Four Ku Klux Klan members arrested in Coolock. They were on their way to Kilbarrack.


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    History was made in America last night as Barack Obama broke a long tradition and became the first blackman to enter the white house without a mop.

    The gardener at the white house is in trouble when he goes looking for his spade :o

    How do you tell if Barack Obama is in town ?
    You hear the bass.

    barack walks into the whitehouse with a pig on his head,
    the chief of staff sees him and says 'f*ck, where did you get that?'
    'in africa' says the pig, 'there's millions of them...


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    The Mad Hatter
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    America proves that they're finally over racial prejudice by getting a black man to clean up their mess.

    (c) Bill Maher


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    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    St Peter is at the pearly gates checking up on the queue of souls waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next in line "So who are you?" I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black president of the United States, St Peter says, America ? a black president??? You got to be kidding me, When did this happen?, Obama Replies, "About 20 Minutes ago


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Conspiracy Therory No 217a.

    Mobile phone companies employ script writers to come up with short pithy jokes so that they can make fortunes while gobshytes endlessly circulate them to each other.


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