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Gasms

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  • 06-11-2008 10:34pm
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter

    Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
    Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
    Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
    Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
    Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
    Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
    Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
    Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
    Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
    Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
    Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
    Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
    Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
    Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
    Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
    Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
    Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
    Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
    Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
    Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
    Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
    Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
    Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
    Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
    Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
    Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
    Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
    Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
    Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
    Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
    Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
    Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
    Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
    Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
    Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
    Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
    Sex while traveling - tour-gasms.
    Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
    Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
    Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
    Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
    Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
    Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Quality stuff hagar :D


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    #3
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Sex while telling a joke - humour-gasms

    :D


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    SteveC wrote: »
    Sex while telling a joke - humour-gasms

    :D


    LOL :D

    Sex with Paul Gascoingne - Gazza Gasms


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'll add in some...

    Sex with a Unicorn- Lore Gasms

    Sex with a Prostitute - Chore Gasms

    Sex with Freddie Krugar - Gore Gasms

    Sex with Christian Bale - More Gasms! :pac:


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    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Sex on boards... Yore - gasms - ma!


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Excellent old man.
    Loved this one
    Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.

    Sex with a geordie- Wor gasms pet


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    ooo ooo, I have some more...

    Sex with a Norse God of thunder- Thor Gasms

    Sex on the Cayman Islands - Offshore (account) Gasms

    Sex with a packet of rehydrated powdered cuppa soup - Knorr Gasms



    I'll probably be adding to this thread every so often :)


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    #9
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Sex with a mod - Hag Orgasms


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    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Sex with a STI - sore-gasm!


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    #11
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Sex with a nun = habitual orgasms


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    Oliverdog
    Registered Users Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Sex with Acker Bilk - Stranger on the Shore-gasms


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    rocky25 wrote: »
    LOL :D

    Sex with Paul Gascoingne - Gazza Gasms
    That made me LOL:D


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