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The President

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  • 06-11-2008 11:34pm
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    One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”
    The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
    The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.
    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”
    The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
    The man thanked him and, again just walked away
    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”
    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
    The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”
    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    very good hagar:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Some more Stars for "The Eyeballs In The Sky" :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    Bush bashing at it's best :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D:D Excellent :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Black women all over the world have gone brazilian and commando in support of Obama's election.

    Their message to the world is --- read our lips --- no more bush.


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