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65yr old mother

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  • 07-11-2008 12:05am
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    Hagar
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    With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. “May we see the new baby?” one asked.
    “Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.”
    Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
    “No, not yet,” said the mother.
    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
    “No, not yet,” replied the mother sternly.
    Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
    “When he cries!” she told them.
    “WHEN HE CRIES??” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he cries??”
    “BECAUSE…I forgot where I put him!”


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    Steve
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    :D:D


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    patmac
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    Nice one Hagar your on good form these days


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    rocky25
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    patmac wrote: »
    Nice one Hagar your on good form these days


    He has a new Therapist sigpic14173_1.gif


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