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Late Night Quickies

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  • 08-11-2008 12:22am
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    rocky25
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    On my way home from work I stopped off at the petrol station to put some air in my tyres as they were a bit flat.

    So I put the air in and went inside to pay.

    The cashier said to me "€2 please".

    "€2!" I said,

    "Its air for crying out loud, it shouldn't be that expensive!"

    "Well", he replied, "That's inflation for you".

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Just heard you were held at gunpoint by a gay rapist this morning and he gave you two choices: suck his c*ck or die.

    Glad to see you're ok.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

    Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    TOP TIP!!!

    Hijackers.

    Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.


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    Parsley
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    Quality! :D


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    chaotic_vr
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    5 stars. Love the first one. :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    rocky25 wrote:
    On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

    Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!.
    I'd see a doctor if I were you a normal count would be aout 300 million ;)


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I'd see a doctor if I were you a normal count would be aout 300 million ;)

    She gagged, not a crime you know :(


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    rocky25 wrote: »

    On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

    Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!

    ROCKY'S A JAFFA, ROCKY'S A JAFFA:D:D:D

    Inflation one was the best ;)


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