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Suctioned

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  • 08-11-2008 1:01pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭


    Wife is getting out of the bath and slips she does the splits and gets suctioned to the floor by her F***y.
    Her husband comes in and trys pulling her up but cant, so he rings his mate and asks him what to do, he says he will come around with a hammer and chissel and break some tiles to loosen her.
    Husband replies well i will start licking her ears and playing with her t**s, his mate says why? he replies well if i can get her wet enough i might be able to slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Good tip for Saturday Night :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    lol :D
    have some stars.


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