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Irelands Own Lonely Hearts....

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  • 08-11-2008 2:27pm
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    bigtimecharlie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,080 ✭✭✭


    Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of ' Ireland 's Own'.



    Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested
    in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football
    Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three
    o'clock in the morning.
    Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
    Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks
    nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,
    candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have
    own car and be willing to travel.
    Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
    for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
    Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
    poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes,
    seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce
    along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy
    journey. Strong stomach essential.
    Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and
    ****ty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
    purposes, maybe more.
    Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage
    in the a**e end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde
    lady with a lovely chest.
    Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
    super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin
    sister.
    Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
    replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name
    Minnie. Thurles area.
    Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
    fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists
    in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    bigtimecharlie wrote: »
    Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of ' Ireland 's Own'.

    Ireland's Own would not actually print ads such as those, would they ?. :confused:


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