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Wet Dream

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  • 09-11-2008 5:30pm
    #1
    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    A man says to his wife i had a wet dream about you last night, oh really she says? yeah i dreamt you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing!


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    stevedublin
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭stevedublin


    Thats offensive,
    BOOOOO


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    #3
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Stevedublin infracted for "Breach of Charter".

    Don't post negative comments on thread, use the Report Post function.


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    #4
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    This joke is bloody class! Its the bees knees.


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    #5
    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    stevedublin wrote: »
    Thats offensive, BOOOOO

    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:


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    Plug
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!
    :p


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Plug wrote: »
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!
    :p


    And hurry up with me Tea :mad:


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D
    Plug wrote: »
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!:p

    &ollox :mad:
    You too rocky:mad:


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    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    For Donna...;)

    asjrwash1su1.jpg

    :D


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Good joke, Jaysus there's a lot of sensitive people on here this morning, must be time of the month or something.


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    Velvet Vocals
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    I'm not offended... I just don't get it... why is he married to her if he wants her to die? :confused:


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Velvet Vocals wrote: »
    I'm not offended... I just don't get it... why is he married to her if he wants her to die? :confused:
    Divorce is too expensive4902673533a6427142197l.gif :pac::o:);):p:eek::D:rolleyes:


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    patmac wrote: »
    Good joke, Jaysus there's a lot of sensitive people on here this morning, must be time of the month or something.

    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p


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    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:

    What you mean "supposed" to be?!! :D:D

    Quality joke though


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,516 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p

    Why? Did his missus eat it? :p


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,496 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p

    My dinner was fit for a prince.
    Come on, Prince! Here boy....!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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