Monday Quickies

rocky25

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.

After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.

Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords,
and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering.

Patient: 'Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?'

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem.

The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be worth it.

The doctor plans for the procedure.

The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.

Patient: 'Doctor, the operation was a success.

I have not stuttered since the operation.

I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic.

However, there is one problem,
my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed.

So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches'.

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says:





'I dddoonnnt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble'

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A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death.

The leader of the discussion said,

"We will all die some day, and none of us really know when,
but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event."

"Everybody nodded their heads in agreement with this comment."

Then the leader said to the group,

"What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, and then the Great Judgment Day?"

A gentleman said,

" I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives."

"Very good!" ,said the group leader,

and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

One lady spoke up and said enthusiastically,

"I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction."

"That's wonderful!" the group leader commented,

and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

But one gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly and said,

"I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the 4 weeks."

Everyone was puzzled by this answer, and the group leader ask,

"Why your mother-in-laws home?"

Then the gentleman smiled sarcastically and said,



"Because, that would be the longest 4 weeks of my life!"

GAAman

The doc one was class rock, (and face it we all would do the same thing too stutter or no)

coldfire1x

good ones

dh0661

GAAman wrote: »

and face it we all would do the same thing too stutter or no

Boys and their toys. :rolleyes: