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Don't do it..

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  • 10-11-2008 2:55pm
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    A young woman in London was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself
    into the Thames.

    She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young
    sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look,
    you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
    away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he
    slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

    The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would
    give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
    From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,and they made
    passionate love until dawn.

    Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
    "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to
    America, and he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Woolwich Ferry"


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