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Armless thief steals TV

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  • #32
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    latchyco wrote: »
    Ooch ! If arrested police are using the strongest pair of handcuffs they have ,just in case he is difficult to handle

    News just in.........Witness's have described the man as wearing a sleeveless jumper and a pair of Armani jeans...


  • #33
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Sigh.

    Think giggsy think. Arm pun!!! Ok brain, I don't like you and you don't like me







    Ah feckit. This place is full of punholes anyway.


  • #34
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    Sigh.

    Think giggsy think. Arm pun!!! Ok brain, I don't like you and you don't like me







    Ah feckit. This place is full of punholes anyway.
    :D:D:D

    How bout they could tele had help from the cctv.:pac:


  • #35
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,498 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Two accomplices used clamps to fix the TV to his body before helping him out of the store in Munich, Germany.


    you would think it would have been easier for one of the accomplices to carry the tv, but i guess they didnt want to be caught red handed. :)


  • #36
    Sharpshooter
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    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    you would think it would have been easier for one of the accomplices to carry the tv, but i guess they didnt want to be caught red handed. :)
    Except they didn't have the disability that he had..


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  • #37
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    He may be a thief but otherwise quite harmless


  • #38
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ha ha give the man a hand


  • #39
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Well there'd be no harm in that.....


  • #40
    Latchy
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    Shame about his arms .Such a handsome fellow to .


  • #41
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    ....and never one to elbow in on anyone else's business


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  • #42
    Latchy
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    Police are looking through their fingerprints file to see if he's on record :)


  • #43
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    They are however willing to admit they may never nail him...


  • #44
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    However a wristwatch and two rings were found at scene of crime .

    Police think they might belong to the suspect .


  • #45
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    I would give my right arm to be able to pun like sharpshooterH


  • #46
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    WTF


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Good thing he wasn't caught by the armed response unit!

    "Put your hands up!!! or I'll shoot!!!"



















    "BANG!"


  • #48
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    What!
    Shoot an unarmed man...


  • #49
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    What would they do if they caught him? Handcuff him??

    Sure the guy is probably harmless.


  • #50
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    What would they do if they caught him? Handcuff him??

    Sure the guy is probably harmless.
    You just stole my two gags ie , Harmless and Handcuff but as i dont have coyright i cant sue you .


  • #51
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    latchyco wrote: »
    You just stole my two gags ie , Harmless and Handcuff but as i dont have coyright i cant sue you .


    But you could if you had copyright , right.:D
    Toes were the days...


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  • #52
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    It would be handy if read threads in full before posting in future. But what are you going to do about me robbing your jokes?? Beat me up? Ya, you and what army??

    I know, I'm reaching...


  • #53
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    What would they do if they caught him? Handcuff him??

    Sure the guy is probably harmless.

    That may be so but Aeriel Police have been trying to work out which channels of inquiry to try next.


  • #54
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    But you could if you had copyright , right.:D
    Toes were the days...
    Apparently the song 5 lttle fingers was playing on the radio when police arrived and a pair of fingerless gloves .
    [Jackass] wrote: »
    It would be handy if read threads in full before posting in future. But what are you going to do about me robbing your jokes?? Beat me up? Ya, you and what army??

    I know, I'm reaching...
    Have to hand it to you ( jeeze that's bad )


  • #55
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    DI Carmel Hand says the chances of catching the perp are Remote..


  • #56
    Latchy
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    The police are stumped ! :D


  • #57
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    latchyco wrote: »
    The police are stumped ! :D

    Yes , it is more than a remote possibility that they have lost control....


  • #58
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    I just hope security will be more tuned in and that this theif is caught red handed next time.


  • #59
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Yes , they will screen everybody who enters the shop in future , just in case he decides to chance his arm again..


  • #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Look, they were just having a bit of 'armless fun!


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  • #61
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You could tele was set up to be the fall guy though...


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