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rocky25 · 2008-11-10 19:00:24

I see that the West Ham United back four have formed a boyband. They are called 'Goals Allowed' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Castration!:eek: A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.”? "Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist." So, the doctor told…

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10-11-2008 8:00pm

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I see that the West Ham United back four have formed a boyband.

They are called 'Goals Allowed'

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The Castration!:eek:

A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated."

"What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.”?

"Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist."

So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital.

When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP! Off they came.

The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be sociable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for.

"Oh, I was circumcised," the man said.

"Son of a bitch! That's the word I was looking for!"

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#2 10-11-2008 8:05pm
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The first joke is going to my freind, he won't be impressed!

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