Your last text message??

AnonoBoy

Received: I love the taste. It's one of my favourite things to do! ;-)

Sent: Who is this?

refusetolose

how much for 30 minutes?

Azureus

''maybe X is actually forty and was the equivalent of syphillis boy* in his youth!''

*very apt nickname

Aodan83

"Do you have a brother called Pete?"
Intended for a friend from college. Got a text off my brother a minute later, "No i dont, and neither do you!" Ya, I'm that smart.

chrussell

ME SENT: "Goodman brian comin for a few pints in town?? Give paul the dirty prod a ring and tell him to come in....jesus nearly sent that to him!!"
PAUL REPLIED : "What the fu*k are you saying??"

oops

ottostreet

buffalo milk cannot be thought cant teach dat

Captain Darling

Goodbye cruel world.

Parsley

"I'm after missing the first half of Desperate Housewives!! "

jane86

Received: "Almost in my love. X"

IndigoStarr

"But its in the paper thing. Chances are the spine was facing outwards thus concealing the red square therefore making it all completely harmless?"

My friend trying to convince me that the DVD with the red anti theft thing that stops a DVD from being opened that a romantic interest gave him wasn't stolen. Bull... Hehe.

dSTAR

OMG that is enough to push me over the edge. Plz tell me u don't spk like that with other guys?

m83

f*ck you and your hampster too!

miju

get me a load of tomatoes

NUTZZ

"Bedtner, 1 Nil!"

The_B_Man

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

to some random number...

hussey

The_B_Man wrote: »

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

to some random number...

I'm out of thanks! that is pretty funny

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

hussey wrote: »

I'm out of thanks! that is pretty funny

Don't worry, I tanked him :P Only the Bman could come up with something like that...

RxQueen

me :no i do not like being woken at half four in the morning, to have a chat.

reply i got : ah cool, see the way i could sence that.... you know what to do, turn off your phone.


*storms off*

projectmayhem

"Aw hunny bunny... xx"

...this was to a male cohort.

4zn76tysfajdxp

"Did you get my text message last night?"

cherryghost

uh i jus realized i have nowhere to stay 2moro night. not sure i can make it tho anyway. workin early friday

Starmix

hiya chicken, is it still ok to call in this eve, 7.30ish? hope ur well, can't wait for the w'end x

Fizman

The_B_Man wrote: »

"I have 2 tell u sumthing, i've been trying 2 tell u 4a long time now but I have 2 get it off my chest, i'm gay and i really like u, any chance d 2 of us cud get 2gether sumtime, dont tell d boys"

to some random number...

I take it you were a bit surprised by my response so....seeing as I haven't heard back from you? :pac:

SV

jane86 wrote: »

Received: "Almost in my love. X"

He texts you whilst having sex?
weird.

Fizman

ClioV6 wrote: »

He texts you whilst having sex?
weird.

I thought thats how the cool couples are doin it these days?

WTF are we doing Chemistry?We have been in college four years and instead of doing easy micro,we do stupid Chem:(

TheTubes

"R u thinkin of a pre christmas clear out. Cork mini skips offering 20 off wit dis txt plz quote dc60 if you wish to avail of dis offer. T+C Apply Cont 021******"

That is letter for letter the last text i got, text speak is ok for when my friends text me, i expect more from my sms spam.

Professey Chin

Sent: Kevin Costner
In reply to: F**kin hungover

jaybee747

"Thanks for the messages,its off now,its safe to come home lol"

Fizman

"No mam, I wanted you to pick up the 'Sensation' ones for me. Those 'Avanti' ones are ****e."

Musha

Don't forget to pick up a crunchie for the chap

TheTubes

will u turn off the heating pls




I did:cool:

Lady

Text Got: "Wat is the password for the computers in the cad room?"

Text Sent: "Password"

Text Got: "Really? thats bad."

****e computers anyway tbh....

Aodan83

Wincestette wrote: »

Text Got: "Wat is the password for the computers in the cad room?"

Text Sent: "Password"

Text Got: "Really? thats bad."

****e computers anyway tbh....

Where is this cad room?

slumped

Dougal is locked up outside and is waiting for you. xxx

reverandkenjami

Last message: Don't you just hate that p**ck Dunphy!

jane86

ClioV6 wrote: »

He texts you whilst having sex?
weird.

Who said it was a he...:D

Mc Love

Received: Why

Sent:Cos he just is! I ****ing hate d ****

giggsy664

Q2002 wrote: »

"I've just become a daddy. Baby boy **** **** 7lb 8oz"




*Name removed

You called him sh1t fûck didn't you?

cmcsoft

How're you fixed??

Aodan83

giggsy664 wrote: »

You called him sh1t fûck didn't you?

Its actually on page 3 on the "funny names" thread.

ashyle

"how was your wednesday? did you manage to book the hostel?'
yay berlin in January

Graham_B18C

Crap, there was a supplement in the times today on the Top Gear show and I missed it! If there's any left tommorrow will ya grab me one in work please???

m83

"Do u want the dag or not? He's so fast he sh*ts in hs own face!"

SV

jane86 wrote: »

Who said it was a he...:D

So she used a strap on..jaysus, all the same when it's in there

Rockee

'Gmail mdear??'

mrs.vandoorn

To continue availing of your free texts to any network please top up by 20 euro ...................



aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

flyton5

my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday....she said someone told her i was a paedophile.....i said "paedophile?? fcuk me thats a big word for an 8year old!!"

minidazzler

Last message I sent, "Earth Calling Lou"

Last message I recieved, "**** u scouts needed d leader alrite" (verbatim)

IvaBigWun

Recieved:

"I think later we should discuss your Scat Helmet fetish, I love you but its too much x"