Your last text message??

Kiera

Received:

"Fancy going ice-skating in Smithfield later?"

Mimikyu

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yerayeah

Cool

Toto Wolfcastle

Sent (to a 19 year old hence the lingo): Dude that is like so ok. We'll get chips soon right?

Received: Yes girly!

stovelid

Received:

No worries. Do it in the New Year instead?

shaner

Yeah, I liked it. You should have gotten a bowling ball with homer written on it.

Neamhshuntasach

cad é an scéal? An bhfeicfidh mé go luath thú?

dmcg90

Erm... Merry Christmas?

Kur4mA

"Ok no problem so. You can have it off. "

Got Friday off w00t!

allabouteve

''I'm never following your advice again''

shaner

allabouteve wrote: »

''I'm never following your advice again''

That's why all pieces of advice should be taken with the advice "don't listen to my advice"

allabouteve

shaner wrote: »

That's why all pieces of advice should be taken with the advice "don't listen to my advice"

And preceded with ''Well, if you want my advice...''

m83

let's party like it's 19-2009!!

Pherekydes

"________ is dead. Do you want to meet up?"

galwayrush

I'm stuck in traffic....................:D

ReacherCreature

Received - "What's the score me matey?"

Sent - "Really can't see the Ravens lose to the Jags, ravs too good. Playoffs all over the place lol. Longwell might win it!"

Pherekydes

ReacherCreature wrote: »

Longwell might win it!

LOL. And he did.

In answer to my previous text: "Who is this?"

Abi

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Recieved:

"I think later we should discuss your Scat Helmet fetish, I love you but its too much x"

Shes right though. That tip was ridiculous.

Ok, I shall play.

Rec'd: Awww. Save the juice for our sesh W****.

Sent: I cant believe you are slapping me with an alco-ban. ;-)

Heathen

recieved - hey sup' im arriving at 7, i'll call you when i get there

sent - cool, give me a shout when you get in and i'll collect you

session on!!!

Abi

Rec: You're mad. love it.

Sent (trying to): MMS. re-sized it and all. Why the hell wont it send?! yes haz credz

Cén fath? Whyyy?!

Unknown Soldier

"I think they have a contact in Google or NTL. looking at shIIt. I see monies :-)"

banshee_bones

sent: "doesnt matter id say **** all of who iv told wud go r even care. VERY tempted to go with it on the internet..."

reply: "Do post it nd broadcast it as much as poss. It will b rough"

That_Guy

Mine was "honestly I'm not bothered"

Purple Gorilla

"An eiffel tower is a threesome with two guys and a girl. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape"

Tawfee

rec'd: have you seen Gran Torino yet?

Jesus Juice

''will we head dwtwn dude?..is da snooker hall open 2nite?''
It was open and we had a delightful time.

aphex™

"Any hot nurses this shift?"

and before that

"Think of how many people died in that bed u'r in now"

Mate getting his tonsils out

Diggabot

"Dunphy is freaking out"

He was ranting about LFC & Rafa Benitez

Abi

That_Guy wrote: »

Mine was "honestly I'm not bothered"

Ooh. What was the question? [/nosey]

reggiethefirst

Sent: No
Received: Sound!

Rory123

Just used up the last of the animal food. Will you buy it this time?

Gavin "shels"

"Sound. I dont hav wireless tho haha. Im waljn ou fqm college. Wasnt allowd in the it buildin, drunk"

Must be RAG week down in WIT!:D

Heisenberg.

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admiralofthefleet

sent: wheres my smokes

recieved: a pic of a dog

embee

Sent : See?! Didn't I bloody TELL YOU we'd beat the f**kers 1-0 at the Bernabeu? WOOP!

Received : Yes you did. Cow.

cherryghost

lol not til 10 but im here now, but going shopping in a bit

Gary ITR

sent: wow I just farted so hard that me ring is stinging

Professey Chin

Recieved: Asked my friends for an orgy earlier
Sent: Why was I not invited

No Reply
Bitch

portomar

received: you look like a spanner sitting there on your own!

sent: dont suppose u plan on takin a load of emilys hot female friends to this lunch do you??

N.B. the above two are not related!

Jesus Juice

Received: Dude,if you can play Romantic Rights puuurfect in 2 weeks,i will punch you in the ovaries....


Sent:Oww straight in the baby maker,eh?

Boskowski

Got them but they were 60 quid each

Boskowski

embee wrote: »

Sent : See?! Didn't I bloody TELL YOU we'd beat the f**kers 1-0 at the Bernabeu? WOOP!

Received : Yes you did. Cow.

I never thought women were stupid enough to refer to a football team in the first person plural. I always thought that was a male thing. Of course I did realize - although I had the gender thing wrong - that if anyone being stupid enough to do so it had to be a Liverpool supporter.

No offense please

Zadkiel

" No... she's trying to convince me its against her religion!"
:rolleyes:

Blush_01

Sent: Chilled is good. That's how the best drinks are served!

Received: You alright though!i should be finished soon,but it depends what time he stops talking!:(x

sillyputty

received: i didn't reply because you never sent it idiot

sent: whoops

Dave!

Sent (to Newstalk): George, have you got any clue if a government minister or someone like that is in ucd tonight? I'm just leaving and there are a load of gardaí hanging around, and there's a series 7 bmw! Obviously someone fancy. Find out the story for me, good lad! Dave

Recieved (from a mate after I told him golf is gay): It's not golf, it's driving golf balls. Well if you would prefer something else that's cool. I'll be home before 8 so 8 would be nice.

sam34

received: "i'll ring you later on"

sent:"perfect, chat to you then"


i have a boring life

AckwelFoley

Duct tape?

Kenno90

ok well i'm stuck in traffic yet again , so just start without me i'll join in when your nearly done

Super-Rush

I'm in your bed....naked.....watching porn and i have the heating up full blast. You wont drink all the Bud anymore will you? Ps there is a nice surprise for you in one of your shoes. love you xoxoxoxox