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Wedding Nite !

dak · 2008-11-12 13:15:24

A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin. On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses. He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten.. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.…

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12-11-2008 2:15pm

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dak

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A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses.

He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten..

I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.

What you want"

She says "I wanna try a 69"

He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"

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