Things that really pisses you off?

krudler

Maeve Higgins, the unfunniest woman in history

That fat gob****e from Cork on You're a Spa

People who spend ten minutes trying to reverse into a carpark space in a shopping centre when theres 4 dozen compltely empty ones 50 feet away, as if that slighlty further walk to the front door will kill them and is worth having me to wait behind them as they try to manuevre their SUV thats never been in as much as a mucky field as off road into a tiny space

SeekUp

kingtut wrote: »

1) People who do not use their indicators whilst driving!! At junctions, roundabouts etc...

Yeeeeeeeesss . . . those lights exist for a reason. USE THEM.

(It doesn't piss me off as much, but it also annoys me when people continue driving with the indicators on after they've switched lanes or made their turn. I don't understand how the sound doesn't bother them!)

eVeNtInE

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brendansmith

A gaint hose on the roof the is connected to a tank of piss

Berty

brendansmith wrote: »

A gaint hose on the roof the is connected to a tank of piss

That pissed you off...........where is this annoying sounding contraption?

chopperbyrne

quirke_folder wrote: »

Lollypop ladies that somebody forget to make redundant. They build a set of traffic lights and some knob in a yellow coat with a stop sign thinks its them stopping traffic and not the mysterious RED light that happens to be on at the same time.

FIRE THEM and save some money!!!

Walk past them on the Naas Road every day and wonder what it is they're getting paid for.

HarryD

People munching really loudly..... grrrrr

Carturo

latchyco wrote: »

Some day somebody will do some scientific research into why so called intelligent human sardines try to climb into a sardine tin before the other sardines have escaped yes !

Although i have to admit it seems to be more common on Dublin public transport than anywere else i have being in my travels . Overcrowded Indian / packastani trains dont count .

Yeah it does seem to be a Dublin thing alright. Why is everyone is such a hurry nowadays!?!

Berty

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Walk past them on the Naas Road every day and wonder what it is they're getting paid for.

They are needed because parents are worried their kids are going to get knocked down by SUV's so instead they drive their kids to school in SUV's, hand them over to the lollypop ladies/men who double as traffic lights. There are ones at zebra & pelican crossings as well. Boggles the mind how much money is wasted on them. There are two on the Roxborough rounadbout in Limerick because there is a large traffic island. One for each side of the island.

Carturo

latchyco wrote: »

People who fill up the kettle with enough water for their one cup of tea /coffee and sod the rest of you's

Berty

HarryD wrote: »

People munching really loudly..... grrrrr

People who humm while they are eating. I think the sound that is most annoying when people eat sounds a little like this. Homp Homp Homp *Takes deep breath* Homp Homp Homp

homerun_homer

Internet social networking sites - grand sometimes to pass the time, other times not so fun.
Someone who sits beside me on a non-busy train - unless of course it's an attractive female

People who bring their kids in to work to show off - I don't care how cute he/she is.
When I make a cup of tea, get back to my desk and realise it tastes horrible. D'oh.

CDfm

feylya wrote: »

Being pissed on.

Stop dating the girl

Indie18

People who for some reason just stop at the top of an escalator and block the way for the people who can't stop coming even if they wanted to. But the thing i hate most in this world Ryan Tuberty...... Smarmy p***k.

Berty

The woman who just walked past me with a trolley full of Aldi shopping on her way home. Tracksuit, fag in hand and drapped in gold.

I know she has no intention of brining back the trolley. She will leave it outside her door and hope some scallywags take it for the euro. They wont of course. They find it more fun to burn trolleys even though they dont burn. Hell, why not!

She is heading in the direction of Carew Park, Southill, Limerick. Say no more?

Ebonyellie

as i am a commuter and depend on the bus, most of the time i get angry are bus related incidents. I HATE people who park in the bus stop, especially in front of all the passengers, there was a woman last fri who parked in the bus stop waiting for her daughter to get off the bus, and she didnt move when the bus came - she must be sooooo important. I hate when people who breathe very heavily sit behind me, or those twats that feel the need to share that casacada crap with the rest of us.

I also HATE HATE HATE when STUPID people bring shopping trolleys into shops with teeny tiny aisles and block them, like pound shops and boots etc, What the hell is wrong with these gob****es?

And i hate when your in a music shop and someone is standing in front of the dvd or CD that you want to look at, and no matter how much you inch towards it they wont budge..............

missindependent

people looking only after themselves at workplace, that really pisses me off. and backstabbers. and liers. :mad:

marti101

Drivers who rev when im crossing the road,it wont make me walk any faster.People who moan about children being anywhere they are,you were once a child.Old women in shops who insist on paying for their shopping in coins and then realise they dont have enough so pay with notes.People who take up the space in the bus where wheelchairs/buggies go and then moan when you ask them to move.Not being allowed on or off the bus/luas/dart before some imbecile hops on/off.Im stopping now otherwise id be here all day:D

Sharpshooter

The way that my eyes are heavy with tiredness in the morning when l have to get up,
yet never at night when l am trying to sleep.:rolleyes:

Wagon

PETA. 'nuff said.

Wagon

Ebonyellie wrote: »

I hate when people who breathe very heavily sit behind me, or those twats that feel the need to share that casacada crap with the rest of us.

I have to agree with this. I hate that habit in general. You can't just sit down without sounding like a pedophile on Messenger? Fat people are the worst for it.

CDfm

My number 1 -Im a guy - is shopping for underwear in a nice shop and theres Mrs Binlinerwoman with screaming kids pickin up some hows yer fathers for her ol fella -while wearing sagging grey leggings baggy tshirt with whale tail and tattoos showing- big belly & body piercings .

Im thinkin here I am gettin ready for my big seductive moment and all I can think of is Mrs Binlinerwoman.:mad:

helimachoptor

Holsten wrote: »

People who suddenly stop walking when in shopping centres

"Oooh... look at that shiny thing"... SMACK!.

Yep and then you move to the right or left to get past and they do to, it's time to push them out of the way then,,,

Aidric

Queing in Boots. There is invariably some skanky bitch in front of you in the line. When she gets to the counter she's informed of the offer running in the store at the moment, the same offer that's on every shelf and poster in the store, so she then traipses back around the aisles for another couple of minutes to find the third item in the 3 for 2.

helimachoptor

Indie18 wrote: »

People who for some reason just stop at the top of an escalator and block the way for the people who can't stop coming even if they wanted to. But the thing i hate most in this world Ryan Tuberty...... Smarmy p***k.

Never heard of him??

Is he some cheap Ryan Tubridy rip off???

iPlop

I hate people **** in public toilets

sorrywhat

people eating food really noislily and disgustingly beside me

people reading large newspapers besdie me on a bus and take up the whole effing seat!

Indie18

helimachoptor wrote: »

Never heard of him??

Is he some cheap Ryan Tubridy rip off???

yep and thats exactly why i hate him. that and the fact that he is always pulling people up on their spelling mistakes...... the p***k.:D

Dinter

Trying to communicate with some of my more mentally challenged and more senior colleagues in work.

You know while you're trying to hold onto your glazed, polite smile while repeating yourself for the 50 millionth time, saying "No that's not exactly what I mean. If you could just look here you'll see what I'm referring to" for the 50 millionth time when all you feel like doing is curling your hand in their hair and repeatedly smashing their blank, gormless heads off their keyboard before dragging their battered and shapeless body over to your desk and ramming the documents that you spent precious time creating, that they won't bother to read, down their throat before stapling their lips shut and, grunting with the strain, heaving their overweight, elderly corpse out of your fourth floor office window before breathing a sigh of satisfaction as you hear the wet thud below.

Actually I should probably get out of the office and go for lunch now.

Latchy

Carturo wrote: »

Yeah it does seem to be a Dublin thing alright. Why is everyone is such a hurry nowadays!?!

Might a 21rst century thing like ' I am so busy i dont even have time for myself '

marti101 wrote: »

.People who moan about children being anywhere they are,you were once a child.

You do get the impression somtimes that ireland is not very tolerant towards children and child unfriendly .Perhaps why many irish grow up to be child intolerant themselfs .

Latchy

The ol wan in dundrum who upon seeing me walk down the street pushing a supermarket trolly full of shopping asked were i was going with it ? (the shopping trolly ) None of your business you fcuking wicth and i did return it to supermarket .

It happened 20 years ago but i havent forgotten ,oh no i still remember .

Dlite

"If I don't here back after this text I will take it your not interested"

It's the next text that pisses me off.

SEPT 23 1989

The Green Party just wait till the next election:mad::mad:

rogue-entity

Slow Drivers.
Drivers that cut me off, especially on roundabouts.
Groups of people that just walk along slowly, and wont move out of your way when you want to get past them.

And a bunch of other things.

kingtut wrote: »

1) People who do not use their indicators whilst driving!! At junctions, roundabouts etc...

That, and people who hold up traffic..

kingtut wrote: »

3) People who can't park properly and take up 2 spaces!! The lines are there for a reason. Park between them! grrr

I know at least one person who does this deliberatly because the twats that park next to her slam their doors into her car and shes sick of having to get the dents fixed.

Fred83 wrote: »

suv's and jeeps for the city,look i dont mind the farmers or people that actually need them for business,but for the rest its no excuse,has anyone thaught how much chance a person has in a car crash with them?

Seconded

Oh, and those fucking pedestrian lights by powerscourt, they cycle continuously, even when no one is pressing the buttons.. and half the time there's some other car in front of you, so you have no choice but to wait.

Big Knox

NIGG...

...sorry wrong thread.

ergonomics

My housemates who keep stealing my food. I don't mean like a biscuit or a spoon of sugar but a whole block of cheese, or a tub of butter. Buy your own food ffs.

macaroni+cheese

chewing gum on the bottom of your shoe... then stuck to your carpet... having to pull it off, then being forced to then lick your fingers clean

Big Knox

ergonomics wrote: »

My housemates who keep stealing my food. I don't mean like a biscuit or a spoon of sugar but a whole block of cheese, or a tub of butter. Buy your own food ffs.

Ya just can't beat the taste of another mans cheese...

Mackman

Tail-gaters, do these retards not realise that if i have to break suddenly they will plough into the back of me before they know it!? and no it doesnt matter what speed your doing in whatever zone. if you cant over take, then back.the.****.off.

People who stand too close to you in a que.what the **** is that about?? and then they put they reach around you and put their stuff on the counter before your finished! the cheek! and downright ignorance of it!!

Smoking in the rain, its awkward and unpleasant (yeah yeah smoking is unpleasant anyway blah blah blah:rolleyes:)

Ross_Mahon

Aidric wrote: »

Queing in Boots. There is invariably some skanky bitch in front of you in the line. When she gets to the counter she's informed of the offer running in the store at the moment, the same offer that's on every shelf and poster in the store, so she then traipses back around the aisles for another couple of minutes to find the third item in the 3 for 2.

Believe me, I understand you, I work in Boots...:(

I could rant on about things for ages that annoy me in work.

Nolanger

When you go into GameStop or Golden Discs to buy a DVD. Spend 20 minutes going through everything and select one old title that you never realised was available on DVD. Then the staff spend 10 minutes looking for the disc before saying it's gone missing. Best bit is when you go back again a week later and the DVD cover is back on the shelf.

Sam Vimes

lisajane wrote: »

Surely, can they not take it to a quite corner away from under the door?

When people spell quiet as quite :P

and when people spell lose as loose. For those not in the know, lose is used when you have lost something. Loose is the opposite of tight

emeraldstar

latchyco wrote: »

People who fill up the kettle with enough water for their one cup of tea /coffee and sod the rest of you's

People who boil an entire kettle for one cup of tea. Takes friggin ages.

Biggins

The sleepwalking of the Irish population and their complacency.

Berty

The yellow water from a hotel in Galway in the shower.

I asked about it and the girl said "oh, it was raining last night" after a long pause on the phone I said "yeah..............and, why is the water yellow?".

"Tut, because it was raining sir".

Umm ok. Did not have shower, checked out and never went back.

yupya1

other people

Handsome Bob

1. Ignorance

2. Arrogance

3. Egotistical people

4. Intolerant people

Berty

LZ5by5 wrote: »

1. Ignorance

2. Arrogance

3. Egotistical people

4. Intolerant people

Are you intolerant of arrogant, egotistical and intolerant people?

Handsome Bob

quirke_folder wrote: »

Are you intolerant of arrogant, egotistical and intolerant people?

:oDamn you for getting all philosophical on me.:pac:

What was listed are the things that piss me off.:p

Zillah

LZ5by5 wrote: »

1. Ignorance

Agreed.

2. Arrogance

I'd prefer an arrogant person over an uninteresting sheep.

3. Egotistical people

Same as above.

4. Intolerant people

Intolerance can be wonderful. I'm going to assume you're intolerant of murder, rape and genocide. We just need to discuss what we should be intolerant of and why.