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  • 13-11-2008 11:18am
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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    In breaking news Martina Navratilova has asked to drop out of this years "I'm A Celebrity...".

    Apparently she misunderstood when told it would involve a few weeks in the bush.

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    The first page of the bible has just been found in a cave near the red sea.

    The translation reads:

    Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental.
    No part of this work may be reproduced in part or whole, in any form or by any means, without permission from the publisher.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Necrophilia.......Definition

    Necrophilia [neck-ro-feel-ee-ah] Noun:

    The urge to crack open a cold one


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