Eddie Hobbs-v-Bill Gates

Kya1976 · 14-11-2008 12:29am #1

So given the choice between these two fine specimens of raw sexual charisma would you go for The Hobknob or The Harddrive:D:D:D

Acacia · 14-11-2008 12:35am

None for me, ta. There's nothing remotely sexy about either of them, to me, anyway.

Hobbs' accent would put me off straight away, and as for Gates? The head on him.:pac:

Sorry but I don't like either of 'em!:o

Curlypinkie · 14-11-2008 10:37am

I'd go "show me the money" and if they did I'd do any of them.
Oops, sorry, is this not AH????

Then not even the paper bag would help.

Silverfish · 14-11-2008 11:03am

If there was a gun to my head, which I'll presume there is, I think Id have to go with Gates.

The thoughts of Hobb's nasally whine of 'You know like, if you reused that tea bag there, you know like, you could save yoursel' 8cent ...."

But then again, Windows..... I'd spend all my time telling him 'See look, this is where your OS is frankly, a big pile of fail..if you had done this, you could have saved yourself 8 minutes...' and I'd be his Eddie Hobbs.

Jesus this is a tough one.

I'll take the gun.

shellyboo · 14-11-2008 11:05am

I think we need some pictures to aid us...

Here's Mr Microsoft...

And he's Eddie Hobbs...

Lollerifically, this came up in Google image search when I was looking for Eddie!

themadchef · 14-11-2008 11:15am

Mebbe

I so would ....... Bill Gates.

Seriously now women...one night, no questions asked. Argueably one of the most powerful men in the world..... and you wouldint?

Christ, I'd have his Y-fronts off before he got to unbutton his belt. Saying that, i bet he goes commando. Oh yeah, Bill all the way.

Couldint do the hobbit.

JaneyMc · 14-11-2008 11:47am

Kya1976 wrote: »

So given the choice between thees two fine specimens of raw sexual charisma would you go for The Hobknob or The Harddrive:D:D:D

Kya... Dear GOD!!!!!! You need to get help woman.

But if I HAD to. I'd take Gates. He probably gets loads of women now, so he'd probably be better in the sack. Can't say the same for Eddie.

WindSock · 14-11-2008 12:00pm

MmMm. Bill Gates is my keymaster and I am the gatekeeper

wasabi · 14-11-2008 12:01pm

I'm tempted to claw out my eyes after reading this thread but unfortunately the content is in my brain now so it wouldn't help.

Right, well Eddie Hobbs comes round to my office every year to do our pension briefing and I've seen him in the flesh plenty of times so I know there's no chemistry there. Therefore if it had to be one of the pair it'd be Bill. I quite like gingers anyway.

Kya1976 · 14-11-2008 1:07pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

shellyboo wrote: »

I think we need some pictures to aid us...

Here's Mr Microsoft...

And he's Eddie Hobbs...

Lollerifically, this came up in Google image search when I was looking for Eddie!

slurp

JaneyMc wrote: »

Kya... Dear GOD!!!!!! You need to get help woman.

But if I HAD to. I'd take Gates. He probably gets loads of women now, so he'd probably be better in the sack. Can't say the same for Eddie.

hehehe there's nothing wrong with Eddie he's hawt:D:D:p

wasabi wrote: »

I'm tempted to claw out my eyes after reading this thread but unfortunately the content is in my brain now so it wouldn't help.

Right, well Eddie Hobbs comes round to my office every year to do our pension briefing and I've seen him in the flesh plenty of times so I know there's no chemistry there. Therefore if it had to be one of the pair it'd be Bill. I quite like gingers anyway.

where do you work and when will he be there next?

wasabi · 14-11-2008 1:24pm

He was just here last Monday so you'd be waiting a while

14-11-2008 1:26pm

Has anyone ever seen Bill Gates gadget ridden (no pun intended) house.
Can you imagine the methods an American ego-maniac with those kind of resources would employ in the event that you weren't satisfied.
Could you ever mentally recover from associating Mr. Gates with actual physical gratification.
A quick and relatively painless dalliance with a gagged Faerie creature might well be the lesser of two evils.

Kya1976 · 14-11-2008 1:31pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

wasabi wrote: »

He was just here last Monday so you'd be waiting a while

I can wait just pm me when he's there next time

Delirium · 14-11-2008 2:14pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

I voted Hobbs, on the basis it involves a murder/suicide pact.:pac:

Kya1976 · 14-11-2008 2:16pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

koth wrote: »

I voted Hobbs, on the basis it involves a murder/suicide pact.:pac:

bahahahahaha good man i knew i could count on you my friend;)

themadchef · 14-11-2008 2:24pm

Mebbe

Hmm i think we should make Bill a mod of TLL

Great big ban stick.... i could be such a naughty girl...:p

(buckets provided at back door for those wishing to hurl)

Kya1976 · 14-11-2008 2:27pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

themadchef wrote: »

Hmm i think we should make Bill a mod of TLL

Great big ban stick.... i could be such a naughty girl...:p

(buckets provided at back door for those wishing to hurl)

how do you know hes got a big ban stick??:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

themadchef · 14-11-2008 2:49pm

Mebbe

Great big ban stick,
Big hairy chest,
Soft, yey manly hands.
Abs you could do your washing on,
Chestnut cracking bum,
A libido you couldint keep up with

All in all, the body of a God, with the bank balance of...... ten or twelve small countries.

This is after all complete fantasy...well apart from the bank balance bit!

When i wake up i will probably look for the bucket myself

Bijoux · 14-11-2008 9:48pm

Mebbe

shellyboo wrote: »

I think we need some pictures to aid us...

LOL!!!

God, I laughed so hard when I saw that...someone should photoshop it to say 'rip off ireland' on the bottom!

Oh, and I'd go with Bill.

Definitely.

Then again, I'm a bit of a weirdo

Bijoux · 14-11-2008 9:53pm

Mebbe

themadchef wrote: »

Great big ban stick,
Big hairy chest,
Soft, yey manly hands.
Abs you could do your washing on,
Chestnut cracking bum,
A libido you couldint keep up with

All in all, the body of a God, with the bank balance of...... ten or twelve small countries.

This is after all complete fantasy...well apart from the bank balance bit!

When i wake up i will probably look for the bucket myself

He could become a commonplace kitchen utensil!!!
Or inspire a new version of the Nutcracker, whatever....

It all comes down to
1. the intelligence
2. the nerdiness
3. the POWER mwahahaha
4. and the glasses

cuckoo · 14-11-2008 10:11pm

Bill Gates-indeed, I'd like to get freaky with the geek

Gotta be Eddie Hobbs - he's an Irish Icon. Bill Gates just seems a little too serious, I just can't take my geek love that far.

Eddie Hobbs also seems like he has a sense of humour, so would see the funny side of the 'gun to my head' predicament, whereas Gates may start talking about 'or' logic gates. (geddit...? hee hee hee)

Bijoux · 14-11-2008 10:58pm

Mebbe

cuckoo wrote: »

Gotta be Eddie Hobbs - he's an Irish Icon. Bill Gates just seems a little too serious, I just can't take my geek love that far.

Eddie Hobbs also seems like he has a sense of humour, so would see the funny side of the 'gun to my head' predicament, whereas Gates may start talking about 'or' logic gates. (geddit...? hee hee hee)

AND gates? :pac:

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