Friday Quickies

rocky25

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.

The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks,

"And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,

"I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams,

"Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks

"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny.

Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement.

"You know," he said,

"I'm not a doctor,

but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.

The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes,

"If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says,

"If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,”

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill.

The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says,

"If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money.

The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing.

"See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

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The angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.

"I assume," she snarled,

"That there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied,




"Breakfast

Hagar

The train one is my favourite.

coldfire1x

What we can do without Little Johnny wisdom

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What we can do without Little Johnny wisdom

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