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probably done already.

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  • 14-11-2008 10:35pm
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    Brian Cowen was looking for a lady of the night. He found one such girl in a local pub. He said 'I'm the Taoiseach of ireland , how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
    She replied, 'Mr Taoiseach, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a fecking penny!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    was done before, but reads even better today. :rolleyes:


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