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lovin tonite...

  • 14-11-2008 10:41pm
    #1
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    Who among you will be getting some guaranteed sexy time tonight? I for one will not!
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  • #2
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭Archeron


    How many people have to be involved for it to be officially "sexy time"?

    Just asking like....


  • #3
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Just waiting for her to fall asleep


  • #4
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Cue random masturbation inspired replies.


  • #5
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    As I tried to think of whether or not I should ask my brain said:

    "Yeah right"


  • #6
    yupya1
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭yupya1


    random masturbation


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  • #7
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    feylya wrote: »
    Just waiting for her to fall asleep
    Sandor wrote: »
    Cue random masturbation inspired replies.

    Maybe there was one already.

    I dont know whether feylya is waiting for her to fall asleep to grope her or grope himself.


  • #8
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?


  • #9
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Archeron wrote: »
    How many people have to be involved for it to be officially "sexy time"?

    Just asking like....
    i guess i meant from a partner, or... group


  • #10
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    <something about the OP's ma>


  • #11
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    square_igloo wrote: »
    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?
    Lots of stuff!!!

    Mmmmmm, purple.


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  • #12
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    square_igloo wrote: »
    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?

    Maybe thats the reason you are on the internet. ;)


  • #13
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    I dont know whether feylya is waiting for her to fall asleep to grope her or grope himself.

    It's all good


  • #14
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'll be loving myself tonight.


  • #15
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    square_igloo wrote: »
    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?
    i dont know, maybe you go to bed late, wtf!


  • #16
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll be loving myself tonight.
    *ahem* Need a hand?


    I felt obligated to offer.


  • #17
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Got my rohypnol and I'm ready to go!


  • #18
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll be loving myself tonight.
    If you believe Whitney its 'the greatest love of all'


  • #19
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    *ahem* Need a hand?


    I felt obligated to offer.
    That all you got to offer? ;)


  • #20
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,756 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    feylya wrote: »
    Just waiting for her to fall asleep

    Oooh, sleep sex FTW!


  • #21
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    i have to get it ...its friday for f***s sake :)
    have fed him full of choccie and all.....


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  • #22
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Kold wrote: »
    Got my rohypnol and I'm ready to go!
    dont forget to take it before you have your first drink!


  • #23
    auditek923
    Registered Users Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    wife not home from work till after midnight so it depends what mood she in.


  • #24
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    auditek923 wrote: »
    wife not home from work till after midnight so it depends what mood she in.
    is she workin tomorrow?


  • #25
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Lots of stuff!!!

    Mmmmmm, purple.
    I concur, purple is delicious.
    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Maybe thats the reason you are on the internet. ;)
    Not right now, but I'll keep that idea in mind.
    marzic wrote: »
    i dont know, maybe you go to bed late, wtf!

    The answer is no, there will be no sexy time for me tonight.


  • #26
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    My laptop is on my lap(where else) and its plugged in so the battery is nice and warm and my balls are nice and warm.

    Thats the closest Im going to get to it tonight.


  • #27
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    That all you got to offer? ;)
    I've got two hands.;)


  • #28
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    I've got some chocolate in the fridge, I've heard it's better


  • #29
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'm pretty tired but my left hand is feeling pretty amorous...







    I'm left handed btw


  • #30
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Erick Melodic Louse wrote: »
    I'm pretty tired but my left hand is feeling pretty amorous...







    I'm left handed btw

    Im ambidexterous but Im lucky enough to have enough for both hands. :D


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  • #31
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    MooseJam wrote: »
    I've got some chocolate in the fridge, I've heard it's better
    you could always melt it down.... :eek:


  • #32
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    My laptop is on my lap(where else) and its plugged in so the battery is nice and warm and my balls are nice and warm.

    Thats the closest Im going to get to it tonight.

    I hope lightening doesnt strike your house right now.:eek:


    i hope lightening doesnt strike my house right now too


  • #33
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I've got two hands.;)

    Castration?


  • #34
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    marzic wrote: »
    I hope lightening doesnt strike your house right now.:eek:


    i hope lightening doesnt strike my house right now too
    cue song
    sex on fire :D:D


  • #35
    bluemachaveli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭bluemachaveli


    Doubtful


  • #36
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    minxie1 wrote: »
    cue song
    sex on fire :D:D
    cue screaming "ARGHHHHHH MY BALLS ARE On FIRE", altho you probably wouldnt say that, just scream, and dance around in pain, and look for some water:o


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  • #37
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    marzic wrote: »
    cue screaming "ARGHHHHHH MY BALLS ARE On FIRE", altho you probably wouldnt say that, just scream, and dance around in pain, and look for some water:o

    I could sing " sexual healin' "


  • #38
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    I could sing " sexual healin' "
    "lets make love tonight" :pac:


  • #39
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    I could sing " sexual healin' "
    how would that help? that would just be weird


  • #40
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    marzic wrote: »
    how would that help? that would just be weird

    Sing it to my GF

    "And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
    Sexual…healing"


  • #41
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Sing it to my GF

    "And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
    Sexual…healing"
    oh ok, tho when you said it first you quoted the balls on fire thing, so that imo seemed weird,no?


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  • #42
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Soon as I find that foot pump I should be good:cool:


  • #43
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Soon as I find that foot pump I should be good:cool:
    and what in gods name will you use
    it for???? :eek:


  • #44
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Sing it to my GF

    "And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
    Sexual…healing"


    Hot balls + Sexual healing= Aids.


  • #45
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Sing it to my GF

    "And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
    Sexual…healing"
    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Hot balls + Sexual healing= Aids.
    u so crazy!:D


  • #46
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    I just finished a nice 2 hour session on the Judo mat... very sexy time !


  • #47
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    minxie1 wrote: »
    and what in gods name will you use
    it for???? :eek:

    Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

    There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

    Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

    Sorry if you feel like vommiting.


  • #48
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    samhail wrote: »
    I just finished a nice 2 hour session on the Judo mat... very sexy time !
    i didnt think judo was great, what do ya know!:p


  • #49
    marzic
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

    There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

    Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

    Sorry if you feel like vommiting.
    crazy:D


  • #50
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    Im ambidexterous but Im lucky enough to have enough for both hands. :D
    big tits? jogging works.


  • #51
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭Archeron


    quirke_folder wrote: »
    There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

    Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

    From "who's having sexy time tonight?" to this in four pages. Class :)


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