lovin tonite...

marzic

quirke_folder wrote: »

My laptop is on my lap(where else) and its plugged in so the battery is nice and warm and my balls are nice and warm.

Thats the closest Im going to get to it tonight.

I hope lightening doesnt strike your house right now.:eek:


i hope lightening doesnt strike my house right now too

Kiera

MagicMarker wrote: »

I've got two hands.;)

Castration?

minxie

marzic wrote: »

I hope lightening doesnt strike your house right now.:eek:


i hope lightening doesnt strike my house right now too

cue song
sex on fire :D

bluemachaveli

Doubtful

marzic

minxie1 wrote: »

cue song
sex on fire :D

cue screaming "ARGHHHHHH MY BALLS ARE On FIRE", altho you probably wouldnt say that, just scream, and dance around in pain, and look for some water:o

Berty

marzic wrote: »

cue screaming "ARGHHHHHH MY BALLS ARE On FIRE", altho you probably wouldnt say that, just scream, and dance around in pain, and look for some water:o

I could sing " sexual healin' "

minxie

quirke_folder wrote: »

I could sing " sexual healin' "

"lets make love tonight" :pac:

marzic

quirke_folder wrote: »

I could sing " sexual healin' "

how would that help? that would just be weird

Berty

marzic wrote: »

how would that help? that would just be weird

Sing it to my GF

"And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
Sexual…healing"

marzic

quirke_folder wrote: »

Sing it to my GF

"And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
Sexual…healing"

oh ok, tho when you said it first you quoted the balls on fire thing, so that imo seemed weird,no?

FlutterinBantam

Soon as I find that foot pump I should be good:cool:

minxie

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Soon as I find that foot pump I should be good:cool:

and what in gods name will you use
it for???? :eek:

tony1kenobi

quirke_folder wrote: »

Sing it to my GF

"And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
Sexual…healing"

Hot balls + Sexual healing= Aids.

marzic

quirke_folder wrote: »

Sing it to my GF

"And when I get this feelin, I need sexual healing
Sexual…healing"

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Hot balls + Sexual healing= Aids.

u so crazy!:D

samhail

I just finished a nice 2 hour session on the Judo mat... very sexy time !

Berty

minxie1 wrote: »

and what in gods name will you use
it for???? :eek:

Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

Sorry if you feel like vommiting.

marzic

samhail wrote: »

I just finished a nice 2 hour session on the Judo mat... very sexy time !

i didnt think judo was great, what do ya know!:p

marzic

quirke_folder wrote: »

Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

Sorry if you feel like vommiting.

crazy:D

Adam

quirke_folder wrote: »

Im ambidexterous but Im lucky enough to have enough for both hands.

big tits? jogging works.

Archeron

quirke_folder wrote: »

There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

From "who's having sexy time tonight?" to this in four pages. Class

minxie

quirke_folder wrote: »

Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

Sorry if you feel like vommiting.

bloody heck......:eek:

Adam

i'm not getting any tonight...but then i'm single. next week is looking up though ^_^

marzic

Archeron wrote: »

From "who's having sexy time tonight?" to this in four pages. Class

+1

marzic

Mirror wrote: »

i'm not getting any tonight...but then i'm single. next week is looking up though ^_^

up with the pozzies!

minxie

its good to talk....;)

Adam

minxie1 wrote: »

its good to talk....;)

to you? are you sure? :P

samhail

maybe we can chat on here all night and have sexy time !

KnifeWRENCH

quirke_folder wrote: »

Stick it up your bottom and PUMP like you are deflating. Did you not ever hear stories about people taken to hospital after going to service station and putting the air hose up their bottom. You can die from this.

There are also people who have got nasty "problems" from having sex with branchs and sticks. Apparently there were spiders eggs on the wood and they transfered from the wood to the inside of the anus where it is perfect location to grow.

Many many little spiders were born inside him and he didnt far well after it.

Sorry if you feel like vommiting.

:eek: Christ on a bike!!! :eek:

Did that actually happen people, or is it just urban legend?

marzic

samhail wrote: »

maybe we can chat on here all night and have sexy time !

sorry, not tonight... i've a headache

minxie

the choccie worked!!!! :D
am off up for mine :):):):)