Off Topic thread *time to say goodbye*

D2D

Voltwad wrote: »

never ever google blue waffle

Just a random question here but..... what the hell made ya google that??

The Volt

pal of mine >=(

D2D

Voltwad wrote: »

pal of mine >=(

:(:mad: <-- smileys you need

flahavaj

Voltwad wrote: »

never ever google blue waffle

D2D

I seriously wonder how many people actually googled blue waffle since Voltwad mentioned it.

*raises hand*

Can anyone please post another one of them create-a-storyline review like Bubs did. Need a laugh tonight

Jolt2007

Bone Machine wrote:

Another one! This one starring the MVP of this thread.

JR BECOMES NEW GM

So, we open up with Michael Cole promising a surprise on tonights Raw! I can guess what it is.

Vince McMahon comes out, and he says some stuff. He says that he and Shane are going to Europe, to expand the business. He also says this:


"******************************** ARS ON RAW!!"

And then he says that Jim Ross is the new GM of Raw ("replacing the currant GM, shane").

Backstage, Jim Ross thanks Vince. JR's old announcing buddies are upset:




A sellout! But Jim has the perfect response to those accusations:


"*************************************** GNING...."

These star things, I assume, are something being censored. But WHAT. WHAT IS BEING CENSORED. I mean, sometimes in these things, the words don't stay on the screen long, and I don't have time to get a photo. But at some point in this story, Jerry Lawler said "JR IS A C***DS, COLE". C***DS!??!

Anyway.

JR starts talking to Mickie James, who isn't in the room. He tells her that he's booking her in a match, and he doesn't care if she's ready. "ILL PICK YOUR DOWNFALL", he proclaims.

And for gods sake, it's an AI match. This means that the match plays out in it's entirety on screen, but I don't get to control anybody, I don't get to play it. I just have to sit back and watch. The entire match. I'm not a fan of that.

But the match happens, and Mickie loses. Backstage, she rushes into JR's office, demanding a rematch. It wasn't a fair match, you see. Because of what the doctor said. Here's what the doctor said:


"THE DOCTOR SAID I WERNT READY!!!"

But JR, either because of his hatred of doctors, or a hatred for poor use of the english language, denies her request.

In the next segment, Vince & Shane pop in to say bye to JR, before jetting off to Europe.


"ME AND SHAME WILL SEE YOU IN TWO MOUNTHS!!!!!"

A freudian slip there, perhaps. The shame thing, I mean. Not the mounths. I'm not sure what Freud would make of that.

Anyway, JR books some matches, abuses his power, and so forth. And the matches he books, they're all those AI controlled matches. I hate Jim Ross.

So those matches play out while I flip channels.

Then when I flip back, a limo pulls up backstage, and out climbs HHH. He goes backstage, and talks to his buddy John Cena.

Cena says "YO YOU HEARD THE NEWS HOMIE?"

Hunter says "NO".

Cena says "WE GOT A NEW GM".

Hunter says "WHO?"

Cena says this:


".................ARE YOU READY FOR THIS........ JR LOL"

I posted the whole picture there because I like how Hunter is staring right at the camera, head cocked, looking bemused. And he IS bemused, as evidenced by his response:


"JIM ROSS.....DONT MAKE ME GIGGLE CENA ...YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!"

DONT MAKE ME GIGGLE CENA.

Anyway, Cena assures Hunter that he is not trying to make him giggle.

So then JR books Hunter vs Orton in an iron man match as the main event. This doesn't make Hunter giggle, either. Although at one point, JR did say "LOL". He also said this:


"HEY SLAVES!!!!"

Mad with power, he is.

So the iron man match starts, and... ****ing hell.

It's an AI controlled match.

Jim Ross wants me to sit down and watch a simulation of an hour long match between HHH and Randy Orton.

I don't even want to watch that match with real people who aren't made out of... graphics.

I refuse.

Turning this off.

You will never know the ending.

********************************* YOU JIM ROSS.

YOU C***DS.

The picture of Trips gets me every time.

And yes, I googled it and the name was making me hungry

The Volt

I reckon someone needs to do a CAW of Trent

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Jolt2007 wrote: »

The picture of Trips gets me every time.

And yes, I googled it and the name was making me hungry

Any chance of more or just starting a thread and putting all these in it. There epic!! That HHH Pic was the funniest thing I've seen all day (0.03 now)

The name blue waffle made you hungry??

Jolt2007

It said waffles and I haven't eaten in a few hours. I'm only a man

flahavaj

Voltwad wrote: »

I reckon someone needs to do a CAW of Trent

A combination of the two funniest things on the internet. YES.

Gerard.C

flahavaj wrote: »

Look out for Gerard C in the middle of it!

I wouldnt be inta that ta tall laaad. After some feed a beamish by god. Tis great to be a young lad. Dear to defy i hope you got to bed okay, you seemed to be awful distressed by the carry on of the students. tis vietnam on barrack street baiiiiiiissss

Reganio 2

Voltwad wrote: »

never ever google blue waffle

Oh god I hate you... I want to Google it... But can't grrrr. Damn you Voltwad. Someone give me a discription of what it is

gimmick

Guh, have to get 3 wisdom teeth yanked in 2 weeks. Have to get knocked out for it

On the upside, I get a cert for a week off.

The Volt

Reganio 2 wrote: »

Oh god I hate you... I want to Google it... But can't grrrr. Damn you Voltwad. Someone give me a discription of what it is

Don't do it! You actually have the luck to have not seen it

D2D

gimmick wrote: »

Guh, have to get 3 wisdom teeth yanked in 2 weeks. Have to get knocked out for it

On the upside, I get a cert for a week off.

Ouch, best of luck with it.

Still, a week off for ya

D2D

What a boring Tuesday night:(

waltersobchak

Dare_2_defy wrote: »

What a boring Tuesday night:(

Tuesdays my new favourite day because i can watch the new series of LOST on JustinTV :cool::cool:

D2D

I'm watching Man City/Bolton atm. Not a great match

Can't wait for Sky +HD to come in so I can watch last night's Raw now.

paddyismaddy

i'm sick of hearing about george lee everywhere

gimmick

Yet he brings it up here

Dancor

Back to ''Blue Waffle'' is it safe to google in work? Or should I wait till I get home. Im curious now!

The Volt

Dancor wrote: »

Back to ''Blue Waffle'' is it safe to google in work? Or should I wait till I get home. Im curious now!

NSFW mate, haha

Rjd2

Dancor wrote: »

Back to ''Blue Waffle'' is it safe to google in work? Or should I wait till I get home. Im curious now!

Stay well clear, trust me I know.:(:(:(:(:(
And if you must google it make sure not to do it in work, actually make sure nobody is near you when you do.:eek::eek::eek::o

Bounty Hunter

can anyone tell me what the opening scene of the the new episode of lost starts like, dunno if ive got the right one. obviously try and not add any spoilers

flahavaj

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

can anyone tell me what the opening scene of the the new episode of lost starts like, dunno if ive got the right one. obviously try and not add any spoilers

Every episode looks the same to me tbh, baldy aul fella and fat sweaty young fella wandering around in a jungle.:pac:

Bounty Hunter

flahavaj wrote: »

Every episode looks the same to me tbh, baldy aul fella and fat sweaty young fella wandering around in a jungle.:pac:

your not Damon Lindelof or Carlton Cuse are ya? :pac:

actually thats my concern the links ive got to the ep atm seems to start with Hurley (The fat Sweaty fellah)

helping a nearly dead Sayid

and that was how last weeks ep started iirc

Voltwad

Voltwad wrote: »

NSFW mate, haha

After just searching it now I can confirm that it's NSFW!!
Jaysis that'l haunt my dreams.

gimmick

I googled it, saw nothing of any note. Not going to delve any further though.

flahavaj

gimmick wrote: »

I googled it, saw nothing of any note. Not going to delve any further though.

I saw the description and backed away slowly, no need to be seeing any pics of that.:eek:

waltersobchak

I Just threw up in my mouth a little:(:( dont ever look at that blue waffle link:(