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    #812
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Guys, i'm going to say this once and once only.
    This OTB thread is for off topic, and for a laugh. It's also somewhere where you can speak your mind to an extent. So if you're going to post stuff that some would find offensive or insensitive, don't go reporting posts that offend you in turn.

    Because some of the reported posts are getting stupid!
    Use your heads


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    #813
    john concannon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭john concannon


    ShawnRaven wrote: »
    Guys, i'm going to say this once and once only.
    This OTB thread is for off topic, and for a laugh. It's also somewhere where you can speak your mind to an extent. So if you're going to post stuff that some would find offensive or insensitive, don't go reporting posts that offend you in turn.

    Because some of the reported posts are getting stupid!
    Use your heads

    Sorry Everybody. I got a bit carried away. it won't happen again


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    #814
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    I would have loved to have posted this in the video thread, but i reckon it would do here.

    But here comes the motion picture of the century, and it's coming soon
    The Brian Cowen Story!
    Cheers to RebelRockChick for passing it on to me. :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUcddKh5sY


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    #815
    RebelRockChick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭RebelRockChick


    "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pay taxes...lots and lots of taxes" :pac:


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    #816
    DM_7
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 18,318 Mod ✭✭✭✭DM_7


    Is that the one from the Bill Cullen Apprentice?


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    #817
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    "Are you smelling my hair again, Brian?!"
    Since when was Harney that hot anyway?!


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    #818
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    So far today the aprils fools attempts are as follows

    Bernard Dunne to fight Paul O Connell in Thomond Park in an exhibition charity match (Newstalk)

    Boards.ie and Facebooks new partnership (this site, try harder lads, thats rubbish)

    Guanyin that female mod on soccer has been removed.

    And the best one so far, which believe it or not is causing traffic jams in Blackpool in Cork

    U2 are plaing on the roof of Blackpool shopping centre. There are Gardai, fire brigade and thousands of people down there. Even 3 wimminz from this office are gone donw "to make sure it is a joke" (:rolleyes:). The band on the roof are a U2 tribute band. To be fair, at least Red FM have gone to lengths to makes that one somewhat believable.


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    #819
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    Boards.ie and Facebooks new partnership (this site, try harder lads, thats rubbish)

    Guanyin that female mod on soccer has been removed.

    Both were hilarious, especially GuanYin's responses. I actually PM's EdK in the early hours of this morning to try and pulled something similar but i guess he wasn't impressed with me for warning him off for back seat modding earlier this morning and never responded back. :)


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    #820
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Score: my office just won loads of pizza from dominos, plus starters, plus deserts. Huzzah to red fm. Crap station which no one listens to, hence our winning


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    #821
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    Score: my office just won loads of pizza from dominos, plus starters, plus deserts. Huzzah to red fm. Crap station which no one listens to, hence our winning

    Sad thing is, people do listen to it. It's heard in every shop in Cark, like.
    Voluntarily listening to it is a whole other story, frankly I can't believe it's still on the go!


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    #822
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    96fm is played in alot more shops than Red that I know of. But agreed, Red is tripe apart from after 6pm at weekends, when musiccally it is excellent.

    It is handy for winning stuff as well from time to time.


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    #823
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    96fm is played in alot more shops than Red that I know of. But agreed, Red is tripe apart from after 6pm at weekends, when musiccally it is excellent.

    It is handy for winning stuff as well from time to time.

    Thankfully i'm not forced to listen to it all that often, not that the radio stations up here are any better. We have Phantom FM and that's about the only listenable station we have.

    Thank christ for phones with big memory cards in them, is all i'll say. :D


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    #824
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Ya, given the choice I try not and listen to any of the music stations during the day. Newstalk is good, apart from Moncrief who is a bit of a jerk. More often than not, my ipod is plugged into the car radio.

    Which brings me nicely along to The Prodigys latest album - Invaders Must Die. Anyone heard it? I am in two minds. Loved it on the first few listens, but after only about 10 I am sick of it. Some cracking tracks there though, but some very week stuff also.


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    #825
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Anybody else watch the Ellen show?

    Best thing on in the afternoon :o


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    #826
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Comic-Book-Guy wrote: »
    Anybody else watch the Ellen show?

    Best thing on in the afternoon :o

    I'd rather watch the Chyna sex tape, on repeat, while being anally raped by a Bosch drill, than watch her trying to be funny! :P


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    #827
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Is this Ellen "Yes I Am A Lesbian" Degeneres? I could think of few worse things to watch. One of which would be that awful bollocks Jeremy Kyle I wish him harm.


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    #828
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    Is this Ellen "Yes I Am A Lesbian" Degeneres? I could think of few worse things to watch. One of which would be that awful bollocks Jeremy Kyle I wish him harm.

    That's horrific :P ;)


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    #829
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    gimmick wrote: »
    Is this Ellen "Yes I Am A Lesbian" Degeneres? I could think of few worse things to watch. One of which would be that awful bollocks Jeremy Kyle I wish him harm.

    Hate the way he always gets in peoples faces, gets to stick a little smart ass comment in, backs away and the audience goes mad.
    To which the receiver of the insult cannot defend themselves because of the stupid muppets in the studio going "WOOO". As if they have any right to be in the first place. :mad:

    /rant


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    #830
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Well the people on stage and those of the audience probably have a combined IQ of about 2 anyway. These are the type of people who wear pyjamas and slippers going to the shop.

    I could watch about 3 minutes of that show before having to change the channel in anger. Now I just steer clear.


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    #831
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    Well the people on stage and those of the audience probably have a combined IQ of about 2 anyway. These are the type of people who wear pyjamas and slippers going to the shop.

    I could watch about 3 minutes of that show before having to change the channel in anger. Now I just steer clear.

    Hah, you wouldn't have lasted the 3 minutes living in my old estate in Finglas then! You've have gone postal, and than plead insanity to the judge and jury blaming it all on society's mishaps. :D...

    ... THEN we'd see you on Jeremy Kyle!


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    #832
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    Anyone watching the match? Bad enough that this shower are after messing up the Croke Park sod for the hurlers, now they can't even score against ten men.


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    #833
    CMpunked
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    Its a terribly depressing looking game.

    I don't even like football, i was one of those guys in primary who if the ball would roll towards me i would kick it back with either the least amount of power or the strangest idea of accuracy.

    So i would hate to actually be a fan of irish football right now.


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    #834
    Rjd2
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Rjd2


    gimmick wrote: »
    Is this Ellen "Yes I Am A Lesbian" Degeneres? I could think of few worse things to watch. One of which would be that awful bollocks Jeremy Kyle I wish him harm.

    I think its been canceled to be fair. Ellen is a decent comedian who was class anytime I seen her on Larry Sanders. Her missus is immense by the way;)


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    #835
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeremy_Kyle_Show#Cancellation
    Cancellation

    The show will come to an end in February 2010 with a plan to scale back to three episodes a week until then. This is because ITV are having to make budget cuts to a number of their shows as a result of the current financial recession, and the show has been deemed too expensive to continue past the next year.

    Knowing ITV, they will have yet another carbon copy a few months after it again.


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    #836
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Comic-Book-Guy wrote: »
    Hate the way he always gets in peoples faces, gets to stick a little smart ass comment in, backs away and the audience goes mad.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZb9-7i-ncc


    SCUM! :pac:


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    #837
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Wish I had a teacher like this

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090331/tuk-sexiest-teacher-trouble-over-thong-w-45dbed5.html


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    #838
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Gotta say, my religion teacher in secondary school was smokin' hot. She definitely set the standard on what to go looking for on weekends. :D


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    #839
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    We had this one who we used have when we had a double free economics (hypocondriac teacher) in 6th year. Tiny little skirts the whole time. Incredible. She turned up at our grads and pretty much stole the show from all the girls who were brought.

    And I hear she is still at the same thing.


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    #840
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users Posts: 10,599 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    gimmick wrote: »
    We had this one who we used have when we had a double free economics (hypocondriac teacher) in 6th year. Tiny little skirts the whole time. Incredible. She turned up at our grads and pretty much stole the show from all the girls who were brought.

    And I hear she is still at the same thing.

    Hrm, i think i'll be paying more visits to Cark soon.


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    #841
    Rjd2
    Registered Users Posts: 12,107 ✭✭✭✭Rjd2


    Comic-Book-Guy wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeremy_Kyle_Show#Cancellation



    Knowing ITV, they will have yet another carbon copy a few months after it again.

    Ten Euros for anybody who goes up to him after the show is finished and shouts at him louldy
    "KYLE WHY DONT YOU GET A ****ING JOB!":D


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