I'm looking for a Ben Elton Joke....

Red Sleeping Beauty

Hiya, can anyone help me find a video or dvd concert or something with this joke please ?

Ben Elton did a stand up night years ago on channel 4. He stood on stage and told the men to keep an eye on the women sitting near them and watch for a reaction as he said " Knees apart, bottom against the bed".

He had done a huge ammount of research when his wife had one and he had no idea what a smear test was or what it entailed. It was gloriously funny and irreverant and he descriped the use of the speculum like have a mini driven up your fanny and all the doors opened at once.

Nevyn

A mini that has been parked in the antartic for a week then driven up your fanny and all the doors open at once.

I know that bit well it was amazing have never seen it anywhere else or as part of a dvd,
was on channel 4 about 12 years ago. Been looking for that myself he also did the got to get a double seat bit that night as well.

Red Sleeping Beauty

Actually, the reason I started this thread was cause I read the joke in your "Free fanny care" thread
I've had a search of youtube but can't find anythng
I thought it might have been on that 100 top comedians show that Ch4 did, alas ,no.