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How many sexual partners

  • 19-11-2008 12:21am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭


    How many sexual partners do you think your parents had before they got together?:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    pierrot wrote: »
    How many sexual partners do you think your parents had before they got together?:eek:

    Dad 0, Mum 25,684.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    None. Immaculate conception or possibly stork. There is no other way because my parents dont do that thing. :eek:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,087 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I'd be more worried if thet had any sexual partners since they got together.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Kold wrote: »
    Dad 0, Mum 25,684.

    Actually there are currently 187,961 members of boards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Actually there are currently 187,961 members of boards.

    Lmao


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Actually there are currently 187,961 members of boards.

    Boards aint going 30 years though. Mum stopped counting after her bedpost vapourised anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Kold wrote: »
    Boards aint going 30 years though. Mum stopped counting after her bedpost vapourised anyway.

    Microwave and Time Machines forum, my friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Hundreds.

    They're both riddled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    None. Immaculate conception or possibly stork. There is no other way because my parents dont do that thing. :eek:

    Cabbage patch FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Microwave and Time Machines forum, my friend.

    Holy sh*t I just broke out with sores all over my body... My penis is oozing slurry!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Kold wrote: »
    Holy sh*t I just broke out with sores all over my body... My penis is oozing slurry!

    AHs cancer ftw..;)


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