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  • 19-11-2008 3:41pm
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    dak
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    A Golfer is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if hecan join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.

    Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?" The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet,but agrees to the terms.

    Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're walking off ofthe eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00,he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.

    The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and logetic and offers to give the Priest back his money.

    The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you.You keep your winnings." The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

    The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."


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