Are many irish men circumcized ? which is best ?

javaboy

chin_grin wrote: »

Them there's ****-off talk!

"It's a **** off............it's a **** off."

Chichester Rules. No switching hands. No lube. One A4 page of **** material per contender.

Dave147

ejmaztec wrote: »

Have you tried girls?

Yeah, they suck, I'm a big fan of giving myself a stranger, did you ever give yourself a stranger?

I don't live with my gf so can't have sex 7 days a week, the **** has to suffice.

Dave147

javaboy wrote: »

Chichester Rules. No switching hands. No lube. One A4 page of **** material per contender.

Jesus, I'll be there all night!!

chin_grin

Dave147 wrote: »

Yeah, they suck, I'm a big fan of giving myself a stranger, did you ever give yourself a stranger?

I don't live with my gf so can't have sex 7 days a week, the **** has to suffice.

STRANGER DANGER!
STRANGER DANGER!

johnnyrotten

The hood is there for a reason - leave it be unless theres a medical reason

javaboy

Dave147 wrote: »

ejmaztec wrote:

Have you tried girls?

Yeah, they suck

The good ones do.

Malari

javaboy wrote: »

The good ones do.

I thought the naughty ones did?

thelordofcheese

Malari wrote: »

I thought the naughty ones did?

Aye, and they swallow too.

chin_grin

Malari wrote: »

I thought the naughty ones did?

How did this thread start? Oh yeah, blowjobs.

Maybe you could get a lady that could suck start a leaf blower and get her to circumsize you that way?

Heh, "Circumsize me". All I can think about is that fat f*ck who went a month eating McDonalds....hmm <strokes chin>

FlutterinBantam

Without the hood the bell goes dry and leathery.

You could lash it into a leaf blower and get no reaction.

I like the warmth of the foreskin,and like the auld clit, you can peel her back when needed,and she slips back under the covers when in "standby" mode.


All about keeping the organ moist.

Mr Benevolent

From my experience, circumcision means lasting half an hour instead of 3 minutes.

Wertz

If nature didn't have a purpose for the foreskin, we wouldn't have been born with one. Why the hell would you have it voluntarily removed?

anti-venom

tallaght01 wrote: »

I don't see massive reasons for Irish guys to be circumcised. I mean, it's no major harm, but for most guys it's not wholy neccesary. It improves hygiene, though.

I can see why parents in developing countries would want their sons to be circumcised.

Circumcision reduces the risk of HIV by about 60%.

It probably has a significant reduction in transmission of other STDs.

It virtually eradicates penile cancer.

I had it done, and my wanger doesn't feel any different. But, the oul recouperation period can be pretty rough:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055180001&highlight=boner+wednesday

I had It done too years ago. Makes no difference at all to sensitivity. Agree too that the recuperation period was pretty rough. Twice I had to return to the hospital to have it restitched. Twice I woke in the morning with a hardon and to find the stitches had opened. No kidding.

anti-venom

anti-venom wrote: »

I had It done too years ago. Makes no difference at all to sensitivity. Agree too that the recuperation period was pretty rough. Twice I had to return to the hospital to have it restitched. Twice I woke in the morning with a hardon and to find the stitches had opened. No kidding.

Had it done, too. Also haven't noticed any difference to sensitivity. I think thats just some myth.

Recuperating period was a pain in the cock. Literally, obviously. But thankfully, i never had to return to the hospital. I actually think that getting it done is one of the best choices i ever made. But then again, i havent really made any worthwhile choices with my life, so it doesnt have much to contend with.

Overheal

Health and Hygeine aside, an infant circumcision generally tends to carry little weight on the kid's self-love habits later, not knowing anything else. Those that choose to get circumcised later in life (well, besides having it wrapped in bandages for a week, that must hurt) argue that while for the first month or so its very sensitive, it eventually does callous.

Sexually, the removal of the foreskin in intercourse generates more friction/stimulation between man and woman as opposed to the foreskin rolling on/off like a tank tread. Coupled with the perceived change in sensitivity - it generally means more fun for her, for longer than normal periods of time.

I had it done at childbirth so I couldnt argue the sensitivity issue one way or the other.

javaboy

Confab wrote: »

From my experience, circumcision means lasting half an hour instead of 3 minutes.

So it's a bad thing then? Uncircumised you can (theoretically) ejaculate 10 times in the same time it takes someone who's been cut to rub just one out. I think I'll keep mine.

Wertz wrote: »

If nature didn't have a purpose for the foreskin, we wouldn't have been born with one. Why the hell would you have it voluntarily removed?

Appendix.

javaboy

Hands up all the boys who crossed their legs at some point while reading this thread (or viewing chin_grin's video).


o/

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Most guys aren't, in my experience anyway. Makes **** all difference for the girl if any of you **** were wondering.

Overheal

why would i want to unload 10 times more in the same course of time? I can understand the benefit if I were trying to carpet bomb a uterus, but otherwise, no.

Wertz

javaboy wrote: »

Appendix.

Different scenario.
If my foreskin developed something that threatened me with imminent death unless I had it removed, it'd be gone.
I don't see paediatricians lining up at the doors of maternity wards to pre-emptively lop out appendices from new borns...

[edit] Additionally: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermiform_appendix#Function

Overheal

Wertz wrote: »

Different scenario.
If my foreskin developed something that threatened me with imminent death unless I had it removed, it'd be gone.
I don't see paediatricians lining up at the doors of maternity wards to pre-emptively lop out appendices from new borns..

if it was as easy to remove as a foreskin, you might just.

Ciaran500

javaboy wrote: »

Appendix.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermiform_appendix#Function
They're not so sure its useless any more.

spylon

brianthebard wrote: »

Can you get your banjo string cut 'loosened' without having to get the full circumcision?

You can. It's called a frenuloplasty. I've had one done and can highly recommend it as a remedy for a tight foreskin, if that's an issue. I definitely wouldn't rush into having a circumcision. I've read that urologists will sometimes prescribe a circumcision without it being absolutely necessary; for them, its a tidy 500 euro for 5 minutes of cut-and-run. Not to diss urologists, but I did have the experience myself of being told I needed one without (I felt) being properly examined. For some people, it is necessary. But there are alternatives. That's all.

Shacklebolt

Circumcised and proud:D

Gazza22

chin_grin wrote: »

http://www.totalvideos.co.uk/watch.aspx?v=VK3_qIJxw20&t=yt

Too much?

:eek:

Gummy Panda

The fireman is a magically thing. When you rub on his helmet, he spits in your face.

JangoFett

I'm not circumcised, I asked my Mam but all my friends who have seen my penis have told me I must have been or else I naturally have very, very little foreskin...its odd

Berty

I had to chop days after I was born so now nothing else. I never really asked why. Every male in the blood line has had it done and its a little late.

Anyhow, the erect penis looks the same anyway or so those porno's lead me to believe.

I doubt it affects how long a man can last in the sack. I, unfortunately for myself, would go for around 30-45 minutes. Its a tiresome job. 3 minutes would be a godsend.

Gimme back the skin if it will help.

Donald-Duck

JangoFett wrote: »

I'm not circumcised, I asked my Mam but all my friends who have seen my penis have told me I must have been or else I naturally have very, very little foreskin...its odd

good friends?

Berty

Donald-Duck wrote: »

good friends?

Doesnt matter, they should not be looking anyway.

Hey Donald Duck. You have no penis, I mean you dont even wears pants!