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Would you Swap.....

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  • 19-11-2008 11:00pm
    #1
    Feelgood
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭


    Your penis for boobs and a vagina or vice versa and why?
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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    eh no - willies are yucky, boobies are fun. I'll keep mine thanks.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Stick an ad up here and see how you get on.


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    Lirange
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    eh no - willies are yucky, boobies are fun. I'll keep mine thanks.

    You must have a grand time with yourself.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Lirange wrote: »
    You must have a grand time with yourself.

    grand


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    eh no - willies are yucky, boobies are fun. I'll keep mine thanks.

    +1


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Are we talking about forever or just a day or two?


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    antodeco
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    And who's boobies? I would glady take a vagina and boobies on top of what I have. You can call me Herman, or Mr Phrodite. Whichevers easier.


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    [Deleted User]
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    antodeco wrote: »
    And who's boobies? I would glady take a vagina and boobies on top of what I have. You can call me Herman, or Mr Phrodite. Whichevers easier.

    well that's just selfish, what about the person you "swapped" with? they'd be sexless.


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    Húrin
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    You mean swap sex basically? Do you swap sexuality too?


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    antodeco
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    well that's just selfish, what about the person you "swapped" with? they'd be sexless.

    A night with me and they wouldnt ;) :P


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    #12
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Difficult as answeing yes to swapping my penis for boobs and a vagine. Does this mean I have to have sex with somebody or just lock myself up playing with myself for the day? :D

    I dont think I would enjoy the vagina part. Contrary to popular belief some womens labia's can be quite horrendous looking as Im sure some penis's(penii) can too but I dont spend much time on that subject. :eek:

    Boobs would be fun. I would probably just jiggle them up and down. :D


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Húrin wrote: »
    You mean swap sex basically? Do you swap sexuality too?

    Hmmm. As well, if girls got a dangly area would they also get all the hairiness and aggression that come with it? And if guys got a box would they also get the icky stickiness and mood swings? Are we talking just the bits or all the mess that comes with it?


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    #14
    IsMiseConor
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    What if your one of those lucky people who've got both a penis and boobs?


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Then you're off having sex with yourself and aren't reading this thread :P


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Kimber Petite Lacquer wrote: »
    Hmmm. As well, if girls got a dangly area would they also get all the hairiness and aggression that come with it?

    WHO THE FÚCK ARE YOU CALLING AGGRESSIVE????


    *smashes plate off wall*


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    [Deleted User]
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    antodeco wrote: »
    A night with me and they wouldnt ;) :P

    a night with a bloke with a fanny, a d*ck and tits? yeh cos he/she would stick around all night waiting for you to figure out what you were going to stick and where you could possibly stick it!
    IsMiseConor wrote: »
    What if your one of those lucky people who've got both a penis and boobs?

    then you should probably think about laying off the cheeseburgers


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    *smashes plate off wall*

    Oh no that was my favourite internet plate! It's all over the internet floor! There's an internet mark on the internet wall!


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    #19
    antodeco
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    Kimber Petite Lacquer wrote: »
    Oh no that was my favourite internet plate! It's all over the internet floor! There's an internet mark on the internet wall!

    Ill internet repair it for you.


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    antodeco wrote: »
    Ill internet repair it for you.

    That sounds dirtier than I assume it was intended to.


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    #21
    Agonist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Agonist


    I'd swap. No more trapping nipple in the oven door accidents and a more ergonomic grip on the ol genitals.


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    #22
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    **** no, I love my dick.


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    #23
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,329 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Permanent or temporary? I'd gladly swap for saw a day or two, as long as it wasn't that time of the month.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    pseudonym1
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    IsMiseConor wrote: »
    What if your one of those lucky people who've got both a penis and boobs?

    Like the lads in BGRH!?

    Na I am happy enough sure if I wanted an addition would just go to Ann summers and get one - think they come with a store away case aswell!


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    Crackerspray
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    Well they'd want to be a fairly big pair of boobs to make up for what Iv got!:pac:


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    damonjewel
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    Crackerspray wrote: »
    Well they'd want to be a fairly big pair of boobs to make up for what Iv got!:pac:


    Why? Do you have large man boobs?


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    #27
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    If there was no surgery involved then I'd swap for a day.


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    #28
    Crackerspray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Crackerspray


    damonjewel wrote: »
    Why? Do you have large man boobs?

    I wouldn't need to swap if I already had my own!


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    #29
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    No because I have no aspirations of becoming Kazobel.


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    #30
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Feelgood wrote: »
    Your penis for boobs and a vagina or vice versa and why?


    Yea i'd be a right slut :)


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