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  • 20-11-2008 4:36pm
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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    I hear you can now buy an "X Factor Winner" doll.

    You switch it on and it sings one song, and then does nothing for 10 years.

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    A pupil stabbed his PE teacher after a row over his refusal to take part in cross country race.

    He has been arrested for a hate race crime.

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    Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?

    It's now £4.95 per hour.

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    I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.

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    It was so cold in Dublin last night; a Northsider was seen walking around with hands in his own pockets!

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    I wanted to try anal sex with my wife.

    I was going to cook her nice meal, buy her some flowers, get her a bit tipsy and then seductively suggest it to her.

    But in the end I just buggered it up.


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    chaotic_vr
    Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭chaotic_vr


    there brilliant. love the wales one and the northsider one :D


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