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Chopped up foetus splattered with Blood.

  • 20-11-2008 11:34pm
    #1
    Shinjuku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭


    Who wants to play a game? I'm bored!

    Make up crazy death metal band names!

    I already gave one, can you beat it?


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  • #2
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Father Dick Trickle & The Arsebandits from Hell


  • #3
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Just for a moment there.....:pac:

    Satanic Sluts Share Sushi (good for a drinking game)

    Mike


  • #4
    Passenger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,148 ✭✭✭Passenger


    Skullf*cked Fetus with their multi-platinum album 'Sphincteral Lacerations' and their first single release 'There's Blood in my Wee Wee'


  • #5
    Shinjuku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Shinjuku


    Vaginal Wart Breakfast


  • #6
    KrazeeEyezKilla
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭KrazeeEyezKilla


    Ass F**ked Corpses


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  • #7
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    There's enough golden ones already out there you don't really need any more, from Arsebreed's 'Munching the Rotten' album alone I've got:
    Fistfit stretched Third Eye
    Vaginal Butchery
    Bloody Post Traumatic Ejaculation
    Impregnated While Giving Birth
    Ripping Chainsaw Orgasm
    Stabbed in the Ar*e
    Rectal Vomit
    Anal Cum
    Vomit Heaps of Flesh
    Chopped in Excrements

    Yes that's also pretty much every song on the album too :D (oh and the music is f*cking excellent too).


  • #8
    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,689 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Was coming up with some joke metal names recently. Cottage of Sodom was probably the one that had the nicest mix of absurdity and could-possibly-exist.


  • #9
    Passenger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,148 ✭✭✭Passenger


    Blunt Chisel Circumcision

    Ball Peen Hammer Squashed Foreskin

    Festered Flash Rammed into your Bleeding Anal Cavity

    Battery Acid Funneled Down Your Japs Eye

    Force Fed Your Mothers Vaginal Discharge

    Mashed Badger on My Windscreen

    Septic Feces on My Dinner Plate


  • #10
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    +1 ;)


  • #11
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,735 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    RonMexico wrote: »
    Father Dick Trickle & The Arsebandits from Hell

    LMAO^^^^

    stick it up your ass and **** out ur brains


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  • #12
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Harley Davidson and the menstrual cycles.

    Sandpaper fanny and the rough cnuts.


  • #13
    Passenger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,148 ✭✭✭Passenger


    Putrid Rash Your Daddy’s Willy

    Empty My Bowels on Your Sandwich

    Your Gerbil Wears My Half-Chewed Foreskin as a Poncho

    I Puke Bloody Chunks of Rancid Offal

    I Wear Slippers Made of Vaginal Flesh to Work

    Pool-Cue Rammed Down your Jap’s Eye


  • #14
    overexcitedaj
    Registered Users Posts: 976 ✭✭✭overexcitedaj


    splattered excrement.
    Actually what a few of my fellow band members wanted to call us:p


  • #15
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Geriatric shiitepipe


  • #16
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Metallica!
    Wait.
    What r we doin?


  • #17
    Angus MacGyver
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭Angus MacGyver


    Fanny Batter and The Crusty Gussets


  • #18
    overexcitedaj
    Registered Users Posts: 976 ✭✭✭overexcitedaj


    vaginal puss maggots


  • #19
    ShawnRaven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Brothel Warehouse of Donkey Violation!


  • #20
    Shinjuku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Shinjuku


    Faecal Anus Death

    Drowned in jizz

    Hacksaw to the scrotum


  • #21
    RoosterIllusion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭RoosterIllusion


    The Sconemasons
    The Rolling Scones
    The Scone Roses


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  • #22
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    So here I am, listening to Death Metal bands like Opeth, Cynic, Atheist, Behemoth, Death, Gojira... and I'm a bit bewildered by this thread. :p


  • #23
    Shinjuku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Shinjuku


    Karl haven't you ever heard of Foetus Smoothie?


  • #24
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Tools Holland presents Flying Rape Attack


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