Quickes

byrner88

3 english couples decide to swap couples for the night after about an hour mick says to john i wonder how the girls are getting on ?
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John in lying in bed with his new thai wife on their wedding night , they've just enjoyed a magical night of passion and now she's lovingly stroking his c*ck "you must like him he says" "no" she says i just miss mine.
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Bloke says to wife "your arse is as big as a 3 burner BBQ" later in bed he says "fancy a shag?" wife replies no point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage.
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3 women in bar were disussing their men , 1st said hers was like merc - easy 2 start and very comfortable ride. 2nd says mines like a BMW - fast 2 start and a great performer, 3rd says mines like a ferguson 20 tractor - u start him by hand and then jump on while he's still going.
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Ginger girl goes to the docs about a rash on her f*nny. Doc asks how often do you have sex ? she replies once/twice a year, Doc says thats not a rash love thats ****in rust.
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this bloke is asked to run in a marathon " not a chance" he says , then he was told it was for blind kids and taught "hold on i could win this" .

rocky25

byrner88 wrote: »

Ginger girl goes to the docs about a rash on her f*nny. Doc asks how often do you have sex ? she replies once/twice a year, Doc says thats not a rash love thats ****in rust.
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Me favourite :P

The Bollox

typo on the first joke. should be 2 couples, not 3.

all good though

dh0661

byrner88 wrote: »

Bloke says to wife "your arse is as big as a 3 burner BBQ" later in bed he says "fancy a shag?" wife replies no point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage.

:pac::D love it :rolleyes: