Award 10: Rant of the Year

Xavi6

And the nominees are -

Archimedes -

Archimedes wrote: »

Ive asked for my posting rights to be taken away in this forum given the state of it lately, but thanks for giving me the opportunity to speed things up.
You obviously want Arsenal to win this game, and they are. But instead of cheering on your team, you would rather focus on Ronaldo and Tevez and winding United fans up. Well done, you stellar, trolling cunt - you're the type of person/immature bollox thats wrong with the forum these days.

Whoever was responsible here for getting the Off Topic thread closed in Soccer forum, I hope you choke on your cock you silly little prick.

If your a female, then I hope you choke on someones elses cock, you slut.

Jackdaw -

Absolute shít of the highest order .. absolute shít ...

Grant ... piss off you are shít not a cup manager ...

BARNSLEY !!! BARNSLEY !!! ??????

and we are supposed to be challenging for the CL !!

please ....

as soon as Barnsley scored I just left .. knew it would finish 1-0 ...

I can't understand how shít Chelsea are these days...

maybe me watching the matches has something to do with it,
everytime i watch a game, they lose or draw .. and when i miss a game they seem to play really well and win ..

.. in the 2004/2005 season i only saw them play live once ...
at the Man City stadium .
This year from Barcelona i have seen the united game, arsenal game,
carling cup final, todays joke, the 0-0 home draw to Liverpool ,
i think the only game i saw them win was at home to spurs ..

. I rest my case .. I have jinxed Chelsea .. i apologise to other Chelsea fans ..
and will ignore all the CL games this season .. so maybe they will win it then ..
So my predictions :
Prem League : Man United (hopefully - if there is justice - they deserve it way more then Ars)
FA cup - Who cares ?
CL - Liverpool (another FARCE like 2005 )

jackdaw wrote: »

Robinho to Man City. Is it April 1st???

Well .. as if it wasn't enough to be out of the title race already, Robinho gone to Man City !!!

I couldn't believe it .. Chelsea always get f**ked with signings .. always ..

Man U of course always get their man (Berbatov) no matter what ..

raemie21 -

raemie21 wrote: »

I know this is obviously a woman's touch but another reason I don't warm to Chelsea is because of their unbelievable record of players cheating on their wives/girlfriends - Lots of them, seriously. And that does cloud my judgement, lose respect for them. Corny, but football is about 'being a man' as the rte lads say and as a group of players, United always seem quite grounded and far more like-able.

dappergent -

To be honest this is the worst fúcking forum on boards. Most of the posters are functionally illiterate.

Dave!

The last one got a snigger out of me, so I voted for it Arch's is good though

PiE

I don't even consider the last one a rant - it's pretty much bang-on.

Gotta be Jackdaw.