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Some Umins

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  • 24-11-2008 5:43pm
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    rocky25
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    The Birds

    Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce.

    Please go to the pet shop & buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.

    There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag!

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    Work Notice

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement.

    This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

    A person may be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as Management deems appropriate.

    Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTed or SCREWed any further by management.


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    #2
    coldfire1x
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    No one is spared of RAPE these days, man women young oldies..... :D


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