The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

Charlie

Des wrote: »

this

I mean, how could you not know :rolleyes:

Because I generally stay away from Liverpool/Utd circle jerk threads.

But anywho, he ripped you a good one there Betty. I hope your fragile celebrity ego won't be too dented. :pac:

GuanYin

Hrmm Des just informed me that I'm officially the 8th best mod on Boards.ie.

Hahahaha, bow before me puny mortals!

Charlie

GuanYin wrote: »

Hrmm Des just informed me that I'm officially the 8th best mod on Boards.ie.

Hahahaha, bow before me puny mortals!

Des' word means nothing around here now. He's been rumbled. Your award is now meaningless and futile.

Mr Alan

Charlie, those holiday pics of yours on facebook, where were they taken?

Long time no hear GY.

GuanYin

Charlie wrote: »

Des' word means nothing around here now. He's been rumbled. Your award is now meaningless and futile.

Pffft, it isn't Des's word... the posters of Boards.ie have spoken

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

Charlie, those holiday pics of yours on facebook, where were they taken?

Long time no hear GY.

Are you still stalking people on Facebook?

I've been around, you just don't call me anymore *sob*

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

Are you still stalking people on Facebook?

in fairness, your the one who has left comments on facebook for me :P

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

in fairness, your the one who has left comments on facebook for me :P

I think I commented on your song, not you.

It was showing support. But if you're going to try play it out to be something else, I'll know for the future.

Charlie

Mr Alan wrote: »

Charlie, those holiday pics of yours on facebook, where were they taken?.

I spent a summer in Vancouver. Those pics are from a camping trip me and two of the lads took up to the Canadian Rockies. Epic stuff. Nothing like hitch hiking, bbq'in over a camp fire and beers under the stars, to bring it all back to basics.

Would love to go back actually.

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

It was showing support. But if you're going to try play it out to be something else, I'll know for the future.

ah you're a sensitive soul, i was joking, i appreciated the comments.

just didnt appreciate the comment that i was a facebook stalker!

new song up on the myspace now actually, probably wouldn't be most peoples cup of tea. Friend of ours who lives in New York made a film & asked if we'd record one of our tunes for the opening scene, so we did.

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Mr Alan wrote: »

new song up on the myspace now actually, probably wouldn't be most peoples cup of tea. Friend of ours who lives in New York made a film & asked if we'd record one of our tunes for the opening scene, so we did.

listening now.

I'll give it a couple of listens before I pass judgement:)

Charlie

Mr Alan wrote: »

new song up on the myspace now actually, probably wouldn't be most peoples cup of tea. Friend of ours who lives in New York made a film & asked if we'd record one of our tunes for the opening scene, so we did.

Best song to a movie ever. You should be aspiring for this sort of quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ

Seriously though mate, that's class. Keep up the hard work.

Xavi6

GuanYin wrote: »

Hrmm Des just informed me that I'm officially the 8th best mod on Boards.ie.

Hahahaha, bow before me puny mortals!

Yeah well I'm the 5th most lickable person on boards.....so ha!

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

just didnt appreciate the comment that i was a facebook stalker!

If I recall you made some creepy comment.

new song up on the myspace now actually, probably wouldn't be most peoples cup of tea. Friend of ours who lives in New York made a film & asked if we'd record one of our tunes for the opening scene, so we did.

I hear the NY gay porn industry is a real up and coming area.

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

If I recall you made some creepy comment

yea you pm'd me about something, i said "oh i was just on your facebook", you somehow deemed that creepy, despite the reason i was on yours was because you'd been on mine leaving me a comment, and i just clicked on your name when you did :rolleyes:

actually, with all these excuses, i do sound a little creepy.....deadly

*wanders off to GYs facebook

GuanYin wrote: »

I hear the NY gay porn industry is a real up and coming area.

You'd know in all fairness.

Charlie

GuanYin wrote: »

I hear the NY gay porn industry is a real up and coming area.

Nearly as bad as the lame YORE MA joke Neil tried crackin on my facebewk earlier.

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Decent song Al.

Charlie

Neet lads (and lassies).

Xavi6

@ Charlie -

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/718906/hugh-hefners-girlfriend-had-to-stray-for-sex

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

Decent song Al.

the Mr Alan choir is my favourite part.....24 tracks of my voice, singing 5 harmonies in 4 octaves dont half love myself

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Mr Alan wrote: »

the Mr Alan choir is my favourite part.....24 tracks of my voice, singing 5 harmonies in 4 octaves dont half love myself

:eek:

the bit at the end?

jays, I thought that was girls tbh.

mayordenis

Mr Alan wrote: »

new song up on the myspace now actually, probably wouldn't be most peoples cup of tea. Friend of ours who lives in New York made a film & asked if we'd record one of our tunes for the opening scene, so we did.

Which one is the new one tosspot? First I heard of you being in band.
First song I listened to "Shelter" was enjoyable.

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

jays, I thought that was girls tbh.

nope couldn't afford girls so it was left to me

mayordenis-its the one with the least amount of plays.

Charlie

Charlie wrote: »

Nearly as bad as the lame YORE MA joke Neil tried crackin on my facebewk earlier.

It was relevent to you requestin (or not as it was) pics of my bird to be fair. And what joke? I have those pics saved on my hard drive!!

Mr Alan

i thought it was funny neil, dont mind him

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Al, I really don't like that version of Painted, I much prefer the first one, it's more raw or something.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

@ Charlie -

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/718906/hugh-hefners-girlfriend-had-to-stray-for-sex

Dang. Maybe Hef needs some blue magic!!!

Mr Alan wrote: »

i thought it was funny neil, dont mind him

Why thank you Al.

GuanYin wrote: »

Hrmm Des just informed me that I'm officially the 8th best mod on Boards.ie.

Hahahaha, bow before me puny mortals!

Meh, celebrating mediocrity tbh. If you're not first, you're last. What you should really be doing is re-dedicating yourself to the task of becoming THE best moderator on boards.

Good luck.



PS - Where have you been? Haven't seen your brand of dry wit on this thread in a while.

Mr Alan

Des wrote: »

Al, I really don't like that version of Painted, I much prefer the first one, it's more raw or something.

i know what you mean dude.

the guitar in the chorus sounds much lighter or something, the wah feels real bright....as opposed to dark.....i'm talking ****e now.....bed.

night lads.

Night Al.



C ya's lads I'm outties as well.

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yeah well I'm the 5th most lickable person on boards.....so ha!

Pfft, only because I nominated you.

And my reward? You stop talking to me

Xavi6

I didn't stop talking to you. You weren't around! Cause of work you said.

Frisbee

Lads,,,, All jokes aside.
Just home from a nith out and I saw tyhe worlds biggest boobies

Delihgtfu!

ITT-Pat

pics or gtfo imo

Frisbee

ITT-Pat wrote: »

pics or gtfo imo

No pics unfortuantly. Sorry

Xavi6

39.3 degrees out right now! Bloody hot!

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

No pics unfortuantly. Sorry

Frisbee wrote: »

Lads,,,, All jokes aside.
Just home from a nith out and I saw tyhe worlds biggest boobies

Delihgtfu!

:mad: U know the rules.....GTFO.

ShiverinEskimo

'Sup.

ITT-Pat

Frisbee wrote: »

No pics unfortuantly. Sorry

oh ok lets see your other option(s)

pics/gtfo

ShiverinEskimo

Anyone ever been to sicily?

Thinking a week in Siracusa.

Frisbee

Harsh lads...

All jokes aside, I'm never drinking Jagermeister again.

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

Harsh lads...

All jokes aside, I'm never drinking Jagermeister again.

Yeah gives disgusting hangovers eh. YOU BETTER BE FRESH FOR THE GAME EL CAPTAINIO

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah gives disgusting hangovers eh. YOU BETTER BE FRESH FOR THE GAME EL CAPTAINIO

I'm in an absolute jocker.
Went down to get a glass of water there and when I came back up my room even ****ing smells of jagerbombs. Messy messy messy....

I'll be fresh don't worry (don't think I can afford to go out saturday night now :pac:)

ITT-Pat

Frisbee wrote: »

I'm in an absolute jocker.
Went down to get a glass of water there and when I came back up my room even ****ing smells of jagerbombs. Messy messy messy....

I'll be fresh don't worry (don't think I can afford to go out saturday night now :pac:)

this should help:

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked!

As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,

'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.

She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY:)
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,

'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.

Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?

Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report.

My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?'

'Yes, that's right,' I told her.

'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me,

'would you please tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station.

As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.

'It sure is,' I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the Van.

Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins,

I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.

She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.

One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,

'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.

When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,

'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'

'And why not, darling?'

'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother.

'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

10 ) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible.

He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.

He picked up the object and looked at it.

What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.

'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,

'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

Sherifu

Lo gents.

Xavi6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mat70ytaGsc

:eek:

Frisbee

You just know that got him ridiculous amounts of sex....

Spud83

Seen that yesterday. Unreal shot.

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why is it called a "hail mary"?

Xavi6

Des wrote: »

why is it called a "hail mary"?

Cause there's as much chance of it happening as there is of an immaculate conception?

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Cause there's as much chance of it happening as there is of an immaculate conception?

immaculate conception is not what you think it is.