The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

Smegball

DeadSkin wrote: »

Only saw Dark Knight a few nights ago and what a major disappointment, from all the hype I've heard.
Bored the pants off me.

Saw Hellboy II last night, it rocked

Nice to see the thread resurrected

:eek::eek:

I thought it was brilliant and deserved all of the praise it got.

DeadSkin

Smegball wrote: »

:eek::eek:

I thought it was brilliant and deserved all of the praise it got.

Meh! Whatever floats your boat I suppose

GuanYin

Chong wrote: »

The soccer OT is back hmmmmmmmm

to paraphrase an often used comment in the politics forum

"it never really left you know"

although I think this is less sinister.

Welcome back Mr. Alan.

mayordenis

Dark Knight was good-ish nothing more - way to many people **** over it.

Mr Alan

GuanYin wrote: »

Welcome back Mr. Alan.

where was i?!

GLaDOS

DeadSkin wrote: »

The bummer is sitting the exam on Saturday morning, poor feckers.

My 6th year friends are banging round a petition to move it to a later date.

Not that it'll have any effect.

_blank_

Dub13 wrote: »

Hello all,

A/S/L please.

17/f/galway

u?

Hi folks....:rolleyes:

Spud83

Des wrote: »

17/f/galway

u?

Hi folks....:rolleyes:

You are the ugliest looking 17 year old female I have ever seen. Oh Galway, well that explains it then.

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

You are the ugliest looking 17 year old female I have ever seen. Oh Galway, well that explains it then.

You're hardly living in Buckingham palace yourself Spud!

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

You're hardly living in Buckingham palace yourself Spud!

Wait, What? Is Buckingham palace filled with hot women?

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Wait, What? Is Buckingham palace filled with hot women?

No you attacked Galway, you did! Dont forgot your shovel.

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

No you attacked Galway, you did! Dont forgot your shovel.

Yes, I implied that Galway is full of ugly girls, you then said I hardly live in Buckingham Palace implying that it is full of hot girls. This is where I am confused, why pick Buckingham Palace?

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Yes, I implied that Galway is full of ugly girls, you then said I hardly live in Buckingham Palace implying that it is full of hot girls. This is where I am confused, why pick Buckingham Palace?

I dunno. Just sprung to mind, fúck off

Behave.

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

I dunno. Just sprung to mind, fúck off

Behave.

Dude, seriously get help.

_blank_

This is about as close as Buckingham Palace gets to a hot girl

Zara Philips



Or Sarah Ferguson

Des

Des wrote: »

This is about as close as Buckingham Palace gets to a hot girl

Zara Philips



Or Sarah Ferguson

Thank you.

Would not say no. Alan is very defensive today. Jaysus.

_blank_

...and by the way

Could *someone* change the poxy title of this thread.

_blank_

Deleted User wrote: »

Thank you.

That's because you haven't had minge since minge had you

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

Thank you.

Would not say no. Alan is very defensive today. Jaysus.

its still a weird place to pick.

Des wrote: »

...and by the way

Could *someone* change the poxy title of this thread.

Yeah it should be called revenge of the off-topic.

ITT-Pat

Anybody like 'Little Johnny' jokes?

Little Johnny is running to school as he is late, when suddenly he trips. A man comes over to help him. Johnny begins crying as he knows he's going to get into trouble for being late. The man says "When the teacher asks you why you are late, just say Willytop".

When Johhny walks in, the teacher begins giving out to him and asks why is he late. Johnny says "Willytop". The teacher screams and gives out to him even more and sends him to the principal.

The principal asks Johnny what he said to make the teacher so upset. Johnny says "Willytop". The principal flips out and expels Johnny and sends him home.

When Johnny gets home, his parents say "We just got a call from the principal. What did you say to him that made him expel you?". Johnny says "Willytop". Johnnys mother faints and his father throws some furniture around the room in a fit of rage and tells him to leave and never come back.

Johnny is walking down the road when it starts to rain, so he runs into a pub. He sits at the bar and begins to cry. The bartender asks whats wrong. Johnny says "Ever since this morning, everybody has been giving out to me because a man told me to say Willytop, but I don't even know what it means and why everyones so upset". The bartender says "Listen, I can help you. Meet me across the road in 15 minutes and I'll explain everything."

15 minutes later, Johnny is standing across the road when the bartender comes over. Before the bartender can speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

_blank_

ITT-Pat wrote: »

Anybody like 'Little Johnny' jokes?

No

Mr Alan

Girl i work with was due to work 5-8 this evening covering the phones. I was meant to finish at 6. She arrived in at 5.20 hysterical, seriously balling crying cause her boyfriend had just dumped her. Got her a drink & tissues etc and to try & compose herself. Poor girl is inconsolable. So i sent her home & am going to stay until 8. what was i thinking

ITT-Pat

Mr Alan wrote: »

what was i thinking

Probably something along the lines of picking up the pieces

Mr Alan

no, my motives are good. unfortunately

Charlie

Mr Alan wrote: »

no, my motives are good. unfortunately

Coming from a man who prays on young girls, who may or may not be in a relationship, and who may or may not be related to a colleague, I find this statement suspect.

Mr Alan

here! shut up. that was different. and you keep saying "young", she's 20!

Charlie

Yeah, but how old was she when you first started 'grooming' her?

Headshot

lolz

Mr Alan

19! wassir your point!

*and there was no "grooming"

Spud83

Al I'm sure some chick will come along and tell you what a sweet thing you done and how they wish there was more men in the world like you.

Me though? I think you are an idiot. Allowing her to get away with behaviour like that is only makin her think it's ok to act like that.

*this is a good example of why I don't post in PI.

Bounty Hunter

lovin this convo , and as im not able to post in some other forum that wont be named anymore due to my lack of activity in it gotta say tis nice to see the OTT back in action here

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

no, my motives are good. unfortunately

Good for you maybe.

ITT-Pat

Anybody watch the cricket?

GuanYin

Mr Alan wrote: »

Girl i work with was due to work 5-8 this evening covering the phones. I was meant to finish at 6. She arrived in at 5.20 hysterical, seriously balling crying cause her boyfriend had just dumped her. Got her a drink & tissues etc and to try & compose herself. Poor girl is inconsolable. So i sent her home & am going to stay until 8. what was i thinking

I bet they'll be back together next week, she got the night off and you get nothing.

mayordenis

Yup, you been played.

Bounty Hunter

Al there is a reason for the saying Nice Guys finish last, If you had extra work for no extra money I just hope for your sake that (assumin there was no alterier motives as then you aint no Mr Nice Guy) you dont get a rep as a push over at your work.

Charlie

Yep, Sad Act Al is what they'll be calling him on Monday. Has a nice ring to it actually.*










*Only joshing ya, luv ya brau!

lordgoat

In a rare show of solidarity, well played sir, one good turn deserves another and all that. Good tidings coming your way.

Bounty Hunter

heads up

Original Terminator just started on BBC1

the world needs more JamesCameron imho

Mr.Nice Guy

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

Al there is a reason for the saying Nice Guys finish last

Don't I know it.

Fair play to Mr Alan for the good deed. I would have done it too. Although I can tend to be too trusting of people in these types of situations.

Boggles

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

heads up

Original Terminator just started on BBC1

the world needs more JamesCameron imho

Rumour has it he has been asked to direct the next one.

Oh and Mr. Alan your fooling no one. Perv.

Bounty Hunter

Boggles wrote: »

Rumour has it he has been asked to direct the next one.

im fairly sure he ws asked to direct the last two also so im skeptical, hope im wrong though

Bounty Hunter

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

Don't I know it.

aww man you missed a great chance for sexual inneundo there man

anyone know anything about streaming video programs? ive tried a few and eventually found one that seems to work perfectly (broadcaster studio pro) except one minor thing.... after using it for about 20 seconds to stream my computer always crashes

can anyone suggest an alternative (which is free) thats as good as

curry-muff

Sopcast, TVU Player and just online atdhe.net has shows now and again

Bounty Hunter

curry-muff wrote: »

Sopcast, TVU Player and just online atdhe.net has shows now and again

well I meant for me to use to stream with not for me to watch a stream on, but thanks anyway

Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

anyone know anything about streaming video programs? ive tried a few and eventually found one that seems to work perfectly (broadcaster studio pro) except one minor thing.... after using it for about 20 seconds to stream my computer always crashes

can anyone suggest an alternative (which is free) thats as good as

actuall anyone know what would be the right forum to ask this question in? had no idea so asked here but it seems nobody here knows

Headshot

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

actuall anyone know what would be the right forum to ask this question in? had no idea so asked here but it seems nobody here knows

try here BH

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=9

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Mr Alan

yawn

Dub13

Morrning.