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The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

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  • #52
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Des wrote: »
    Only one person possibly could win that.

    no offence GY.

    You should be talking to Dudess, she's the hot one by all accounts!


  • #53
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    But a cookie is a variety of biscuit, you can't call every biscuit a cookie though.

    Also, Sweets and Sweeties > Candy. Wtf like.


  • #54
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    What's wrong with me shoes?

    That word Brogue comes from the Irish Gaelic word "Bróg", meaning shoe.

    It was said that Irish people spoke like they had a shoe on their tongue


  • #55
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    GuanYin wrote: »
    You should be talking to Dudess, she's the hot one by all accounts!
    Er.

    She's from Cork.

    eZe^ wrote: »
    But a cookie is a variety of biscuit, you can't call every biscuit a cookie though.
    So true
    eZe^ wrote: »
    Also, Sweets and Sweeties > Candy. Wtf like.

    You know what's worse?

    In Ausland they call everything like that "lollies".

    that's a real wtf.


  • #56
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Lollies weirdos, that's what happens when you start a country out of murderers and rapists.... IM KIDDING DONT BAN ME!

    Also, I have some questions, how does one dissect ones post in a quote like you just did, separating each paragraph of the quote up?

    Also, wtf does Merc/ Merk/ Mercing mean, I hear English people say it all the time. Does it mean **** or something.

    Also, don't criticise us for calling shoes by the Irish equivalent, you call them sneakers/ kicks... Pffft...

    And American people with the insertion of z instead of s. It's not criticize, my spell checker tried to correct my spelling of it up there. Silly safari.


  • #57
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Des wrote: »
    Only one person possibly could win that.

    no offence GY.

    Don't you mean this poster?

    I joke


  • #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    GuanYin wrote: »

    Actually, I'm going to be in Australia next year, I must see if Xavi has a spare room for me ;)

    He's a taken man u succubus homewrecker! :P:D


  • #59
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Lollies weirdos, that's what happens when you start a country out of murderers and rapists.... IM KIDDING DONT BAN ME!

    Ban Him.
    eZe^ wrote: »
    Also, I have some questions, how does one dissect ones post in a quote like you just did, separating each paragraph of the quote up?

    Magic
    eZe^ wrote: »
    Also, wtf does Merc/ Merk/ Mercing mean, I hear English people say it all the time. Does it mean **** or something.

    It was an English version of Punk'd that believe it or not, was hosted by Rio Ferdinand!


  • #60
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Don't you mean this poster?

    I joke

    Maybe, if you have a thing for cyclops cows, but hey, Neil has a girlfriend, so stranger things have happened.. :pac:


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  • #61
    _blank_
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    eZe^ wrote: »
    Also, I have some questions,

    ok
    eZe^ wrote: »
    how does one dissect
    you mean break it up, right?
    eZe^ wrote: »
    ones
    mine?
    eZe^ wrote: »
    post in a quote like you just did, separating each paragraph of the quote up?
    You have to copy and paste the [ quote ] tags all through your message.

    eZe^ wrote: »
    Also, wtf does Merc/ Merk/ Mercing mean, I hear English people say it all the time.
    Ask Rio Ferdinand. He "merk's" people in his show.

    Basically, it's doing a Jeremy Beadly on someone.


  • #62
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Maybe, if you have a thing for cyclops cows, but hey, Neil has a girlfriend, so stranger things have happened.. :pac:


    Ooooo snap!
    Neil you just got Served!
    It's On!


  • #63
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Is Frisbee a gurl?


  • #64
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Des wrote: »

    You have to copy and paste the [ quote ] tags all through your message..

    Ah balls, I thought there might be a built in function for that, lazy phb programmers.

    Dizzee Rascal says something wanting to Merc a girl in one of his songs, so I thought it was sex or something.
    Frisbee wrote: »
    Ooooo snap!
    Neil you just got Served!
    It's On!

    Can you throw in anymore African American sayings while you're at it. how about;


    I BELLLIEEEE THAAA

    DONT BE TRIPPING HOMEY
    Des wrote: »
    Is Frisbee a gurl?

    Shock of the century if it's true.


  • #65
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Des wrote: »
    Is Frisbee a gurl?



    mystery_box.jpg

    Dare you open the Mystery Box?


  • #66
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Can you throw in anymore African American sayings while you're at it. how about;


    I BELLLIEEEE THAAA

    DONT BE TRIPPING HOMEY

    Have you not seen the Dance off episode of South Park?


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  • #67
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Dare you open the Mystery Box?

    I've opened many boxes.

    :cool:


  • #68
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Nah, it's not possible, he says he hurt his leg playing football with his mates once (I think), so seeing as he didnt complain about breaking a nail or something, we can assume it's a he. (kidding, again)

    Am I being very unpolitically correct tonight?


  • #69
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    eZe^ wrote: »
    But a cookie is a variety of biscuit, you can't call every biscuit a cookie though.
    No, you call biscuits "scones".
    Also, Sweets and Sweeties > Candy. Wtf like.

    No way. What sort of a crappy song would "I want sweeties" be.

    No way would I dress up in a japanese schoolgirl costume and sing THAT at a karaoke bar!

    Des wrote: »
    It was said that Irish people spoke like they had a shoe on their tongue
    Why did they stop saying that, it's pretty accurate. :p

    Des wrote: »
    Er.

    She's from Cork.
    Erm...??? I don't get it.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    He's a taken man u succubus homewrecker! :P:D
    Oh grow up!
    I just asked if he had a spare room. It's kinda hard to seduce someone through a wall.

    If Des said he was going to Australia and asked about a spare room, they both suddenly wouldn't be gay.


  • #70
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Have you not seen the Dance off episode of South Park?

    Yes, but it's based on You've been served, a film about a Hip Hop dance scene with lots of slang.
    GuanYin wrote: »
    No, you call biscuits "scones".

    If Des said he was going to Australia and asked about a spare room, they both suddenly wouldn't be gay.

    Scones COULDNT be more different to biscuits, even the name suggest that biscuits are much more crunchy and sweet.

    Yes, Des would be called gay if he said that. :pac:


  • #71
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    OMFG FRISBEE IS A GURL!!!


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  • #72
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Yes, but it's based on You've been served, a film about a Hip Hop dance scene with lots of slang.

    South Park episode was better though..


  • #73
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    Infinitely better!


  • #74
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Chong my man, I wouldn't worry about getting tickets to a Barca game in advance at all. 90% of games you can just purchase at kiosks throughout the city. Also, if you have any trouble, I know some soci's, I gave up my membership a few years ago, but if you are really stuck I could ask my uncle/ friends.


  • #75
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Nah, it's not possible, he says he hurt his leg playing football with his mates once (I think), so seeing as he didnt complain about breaking a nail or something, we can assume it's a he. (kidding, again)

    Am I being very unpolitically correct tonight?

    I'm pretty sure my team would kill your team and I play with some pretty girls :p

    Actually I got sent off last week. They had a showboater player and I tracked him back to midfield (he'd taken the ball off me) and challenged him for the ball just at the touchline. He went over and landed on the ball and when the ball broke loose the assistant said that the ball hadn't crossed the line for a throw, so I kicked the ball (pretty hard) off the guy on the ground. I got a second yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct :)

    Was worth it though.


  • #76
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    Legend Cheech, I was going to buy a membership, but damn they are dear, 150 snots is alot.

    Even though I was thinking of going to the Barca Derby would you still think that would be feasible , as in buying tickets not long before the game?


  • #77
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    GUYS THERE IS A WHOLE FORUM FOR TICKETS AND DISCUSSION ON GETTING THEM. ONE AND ONLY WARNING ON THIS.


  • #78
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    GuanYin is really :

    SNS1465A_94112a.jpg


  • #79
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    GuanYin wrote: »
    GUYS THERE IS A WHOLE FORUM FOR TICKETS AND DISCUSSION ON GETTING THEM. ONE AND ONLY WARNING ON THIS.
    Yesh my bad!

    Cheech thanks for the advice, I will pm you more about it dude.


  • #80
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    GuanYin wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure my team would kill your team and I play with some pretty girls :p

    Want to bet? Every season there is a cup for students doing maths/ physics in our uni. As first years we won quite easily, this season we have 3 players from the senior team, and 2 players from the junior team, I can guarantee one of them will go on to play for Cork City easily. We beat the 3rd years 10-2 today :P. This is just a mess around team though, still think we'd beat you though. :pac: Im sure you play for the equivalent of Chivas girls team, and that you're a much better player than I am! But how boring would this place be without a little trash talk?
    GuanYin wrote: »
    GUYS THERE IS A WHOLE FORUM FOR TICKETS AND DISCUSSION ON GETTING THEM. ONE AND ONLY WARNING ON THIS.

    Sorry.


  • #81
    ShiverinEskimo
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    GuanYin wrote: »
    Des wrote:
    Hood

    "boot" (equally hilarious)

    Hood would be Bonnet in our language.

    Our car's Boot would be your car's Trunk.


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  • #82
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    DATABASE EXPLOSION!


  • #83
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    eZe^ wrote: »
    DATABASE EXPLOSION!

    I blame Chong


  • #84
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Want to bet? Every season there is a cup for students doing maths/ physics in our uni. As first years we won quite easily, this season we have 3 players from the senior team, and 2 players from the junior team, I can guarantee one of them will go on to play for Cork City easily. We beat the 3rd years 10-2 today :P. This is just a mess around team though, still think we'd beat you though. :pac:.

    On my league team we have three current state allstars on our team and 5 former state allstars and a youth international keeper :)

    On my co-ed team, we have only have 5 current/former allstars an ex-QPR youth player (he was offered a place with Leeds when QPR shut their youth team down but went to the US instead) and a former MLS player.

    Just to put things in perspective, an allstar player would be top-16 in their university league each year.

    also, I played semi-pro :)


  • #85
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    Frisbee wrote: »
    I blame Chong
    I blame you dude/dudess.

    Crikey I dont even know what you are anymore!


  • #86
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Frisbee wrote: »
    I blame Chong

    Listen Laura, leave Chong out of this.


  • #87
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Listen Laura, leave Chong out of this.
    Thanks brother cheech, so thats Frisbee's name.


  • #88
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    GuanYin wrote: »
    On my league team we have three current state allstars on our team and 5 former state allstars and a youth international keeper :)

    On my co-ed team, we have only have 5 current/former allstars an ex-QPR youth player (he was offered a place with Leeds when QPR shut their youth team down but went to the US instead) and a former MLS player.

    Just to put things in perspective, an allstar player would be top-16 in their university league each year.

    also, I played semi-pro :)


    Back in your box eZe^


  • #89
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    GuanYin wrote: »
    On my league team we have three current state allstars on our team and 5 former state allstars and a youth international keeper :)

    On my co-ed team, we have only have 5 current/former allstars an ex-QPR youth player (he was offered a place with Leeds when QPR shut their youth team down but went to the US instead) and a former MLS player.

    Just to put things in perspective, an allstar player would be top-16 in their university league each year.

    also, I played semi-pro :)


    Lets play a game, you free in 25 minutes?


    I was just trash talking anyway.


  • #90
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Chong wrote: »
    Thanks brother cheech, so thats Frisbee's name.

    I can categorically state that my name is not Laura


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  • #91
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    IF Desmond is about, can you recommend me a Whiskey?

    I wanna pick up something nice for Xmas.


  • #92
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    Frisbee wrote: »
    I can categorically state that my name is not Laura



    No imagine it to be something more exotic, like Brian!


  • #93
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Chong wrote: »
    IF Desmond is about, can you recommend me a Whiskey?

    I wanna pick up something nice for Xmas.

    (I work in an offo and have taken the WSET course)
    Chong wrote: »
    No imagine it to be something more exotic, like Brian!

    Wrong Again!


  • #94
    eZe^
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭eZe^


    Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select.


  • #95
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    Frisbee wrote: »
    (I work in an offo and have taken the WSET course)



    Wrong Again!
    Recommend me a good Whiskey so ! :D


  • #96
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Chong wrote: »
    Recommend me a good Whiskey so ! :D


    Irish?
    American?

    I assume not Scottish as you spelt whiskey with an 'e'.

    and your price range?


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  • #97
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    eZe^ wrote: »
    Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select.
    Ah yes, thats good stuff eZe, but its a bourbon, I am looking for maybe a Scotch or Irish Whiskey.


  • #98
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Chong wrote: »
    I am looking for maybe a Scotch or Irish Whiskey.

    Then all I need is your price range :)


  • #99
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,677 ✭✭✭Chong


    About 80-120 lets say. Something really good.


  • #100
    GuanYin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Chong wrote: »
    Recommend me a good Whiskey so ! :D

    barf


  • #101
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,570 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Chong wrote: »
    About 80-120 lets say. Something really good.

    Don't go near Midleton Very Rare. It's good, but not 120euro good.

    If you can get 16 year Laphroaig anywhere that stuff is dynamite.

    The Bushmills Anniversary Select is supposed to be good according to someone I work with. Haven't tasted it myself though.

    Failing either of those an 18 year old Jameson is always a good buy.

    Just trying to think of what we have in work now. I'm sure more will come to me!


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