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eZe^

Des wrote: »

I'm glad I was never circ'd.

How do men who have been have ****?

Ah now Des, they leave a bit of 'give' for the old tugs. Although there are different degrees of cicrumcision, one of my mates says it's grand, whereas the other one can't **** without some sort of lube.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

I didn't say I was a monk.

I didn't either.

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eZe^ wrote: »

Ah now Des, they leave a bit of 'give' for the old tugs. Although there are different degrees of cicrumcision, one of my mates says it's grand, whereas the other one can't **** without some sort of lube.

I can't imagine the conversation that would lead to me being party to these details about my mates, tbqh.

Des

Des wrote: »

I'm glad I was never circ'd.

How do men who have been have ****?

I contemplated the adult circ tbh.

My mate is circumcised and he's the biggest wanker i know!! Apparently it doesn't affect your enjoyment of anything at all.

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Deleted User wrote: »

Apparently it doesn't affect your enjoyment of anything at all.

Apparently it makes your head less sensitive.

I couldn't be doing with that.

And the cheese is tasty too.

Des

Des wrote: »

I can't imagine the conversation that would lead to me being party to these details about my mates, tbqh.

Really? Wanking is fairly common pub conversation amongst groups of males....

eZe^

Des wrote: »

I can't imagine the conversation that would lead to me being party to these details about my mates, tbqh.

Hahaha, when you live with 5 of your best friends, these things happen. :pac:

Des wrote: »

Apparently it makes your head less sensitive.

I couldn't be doing with that.

And the cheese is tasty too.

It does, it has nothing to protect itself. But apparently since the sensitivity decreases, it lasts longer. Plus, lets not beat around the bush, circumcised appartus look better than uncircumcised ones.

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eZe^ wrote: »

Hahaha, when you live with 5 of your best friends, these things happen. :pac:

:eek:

dude, TMI.

eZe^

Hahahah, I guess I kinda forgot that these things may not be discussed in detail in other groups of friends. Apologies.

Des

Des wrote: »

Apparently it makes your head less sensitive.

I couldn't be doing with that..

I know a guy who got adult circ'd and said it's better.

Des wrote: »

And the cheese is tasty too.

:eek: Are you Prince in disguise?!

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

lets not beat around the bush, circumcised appartus look better than uncircumcised ones.

I wouldn't be doing it for aesthetic purposes if i did it.

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eZe^ wrote: »

It does, it has nothing to protect itself. But apparently since the sensitivity decreases, it lasts longer.

Self control tbh

eZe^ wrote: »

Plus, lets not beat around the bush, circumcised appartus look better than uncircumcised ones.

disagree

some of the best looking penises I've seen have been uncut.

Charlie

Schlong.

eZe^

Deleted User wrote: »

I wouldn't be doing it for aesthetic purposes if i did it.

Agreed, I couldn't do it now though really, think about it, it'd be like that 40 days and 40 nights movie.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

some of the best looking penises I've seen have been uncut.

Excuse me :eek:

eZe^

Des wrote: »

some of the best looking penises I've seen

Quotable material right here. :pac:

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Excuse me :eek:

Don't you start Charles, I could point the lads in the direction of post number 849 in this thread.

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Lesbian pron does nowt for me. Ya need a bit of sausage.

Des

Des wrote: »

And the cheese is tasty too.

Des wrote: »

some of the best looking penises I've seen have been uncut.

Em Des,


tbh

then

here


Hope you sort out your problem. We're rooting for ya.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Don't you start Charles, I could point the lads in the direction of post number 849 in this thread.

I meant in what context. I have only ever seen cut schlongs in pr0n, which leads me to believe you have been having a snoop at uncut schlongs in the flesh. That, is ghey.

eZe^

Seen the final episode of Entourage yet Charles?

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

Agreed, I couldn't do it now though really, think about it, it'd be like that 40 days and 40 nights movie.

Yea apparently its teh sore for a couple of months. No thanks.

Charlie

eZe^ wrote: »

Seen the final episode of Entourage yet Charles?

Yeah.

I refer to post no. 1280 where I wrote this

Just finished watching the last episode of Entourage for this season.



Mother of jaysus that was the best 30 mins of tv I have watched in a long long time. I love those guys!!!

Cool thing was, all the scenes in Queens were shot in the neighborhood I stayed in one summer. Surreal seeing it all like that again, on Entourage of all places.

The scene at the end with Turtle in his room, on the phone to Jamie, was fcukin classic.

Chinese Democracy is better than I expected. But I expected nothing and am listening to it from the viewpoint of it being just another album.

herbieflowers

How did it take them over a decade to make the album? Surely they weren't recording it for that long!

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I'm just getting it now.

See what it's like.

17 years. If you have read Slash's book (great read by the way) you'd know that Axl is a perfectionist and puts endless hours/days of fine tuning into a 10 second sequence on a track. He's also a control freak meaning he comes accross as an absolute pain in the hole to work with.

Don't listen to it as a Guns album (because it isn't, it's Axls new band really!) and give it about 3 or 4 listens as the songs have to grow on ya. but I like what ive heard so far. I'm pretty familiar with the 1st 8 songs or so.

herbieflowers

Jeez, no wonder it's his band!

Slash said that kind of behavious started when they were making Use Your Illusion. Slash completed his last recording for that album over a year and a half before it came out. The next year and a half was Axl in the studio "mastering" it. He also has nothing to do with his band members...at all.

herbieflowers

...so the rest of the band are merely puppets for Axl's masterplan?

That's the general consensus yes! If you read the sleeve notes and see how many musicians came and went along the making of the album that theory is strongly supported!

Charlie

Just found a perfect stream for the Toon game

The pizza man has just come

And I am after cracking open an ice cold can of coke.

Today will be good a day.

Smegball

Anyone know of any good free virus removers, my computer seems choc a block with viruses

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AVG

herbieflowers

AVG? Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware?

DeadSkin

mayordenis wrote: »

I met Tom Araya, he's easily the most polite man on earth. such a gent.

I don't think I've ever met anyone famous . Suppose there is a saying, you should never meet your heroes :pac:.
Feelin' angry today so have been playin' NIN's Pretty Hate Machine, mostly.

I've met a few famous people, wouldn't be that bothered really. They're mostly up their own hole anyway. Except for around 99% of the fighters I've met, and I've met a lot. they're pretty much all friendly and bang on, cos they know they'd kill you!



NIN.

This tune could almost be played at a techno gig!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk7SKP4PJ2w

Im_No_Superman

Evening all, remember Catchphrase, one of the best game shows ever imo, would be great to see it back on a saturday evening again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izet8zN1vmE

Smegball

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Evening all, remember Catchphrase, one of the best game shows ever imo, would be great to see it back on a saturday evening again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izet8zN1vmE

Haha love that clip

Chong

Good Ol Roy WAlllllllllker

Evening OTT'ers , got Left 4 Dead today for the Xbox, its insanely good.

Chong

Deleted User wrote: »

I've met a few famous people, wouldn't be that bothered really. They're mostly up their own hole anyway. Except for around 99% of the fighters I've met, and I've met a lot. they're pretty much all friendly and bang on, cos they know they'd kill you!



NIN.

This tune could almost be played at a techno gig!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk7SKP4PJ2w

I have seen famous people before, but would have no interest in them other than that.

Met Teddy Sheringham in a pub in Limerick, bit of a knob he was.

Chong

Anyone like Bloc Party:

This my new fave song of theirs:

Charlie

Had totally forgotten about this until today, when I came across it whilst snooping around Youtube, but does anyone else realise that Ricky gervais was in an 80's pop band called Seona dancing, and as actually a pretty ladyboy!



Here's one of their tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY

Have to say, as 80's music goes, that's not half bad.

Incredible to think that that bloke became David Brent.

Frisbee

Cruijff wrote: »

Anyone like Bloc Party:

Bloc Party are amazing. One of my favourite bands.

Evening everyone.
All the lads are down in Cork tonight getting pissed and I couldnt go so night in.
Work is tiring....

eZe^

Frisbee wrote: »

Bloc Party are amazing. One of my favourite bands.

Evening everyone.
All the lads are down in Cork tonight getting pissed and I couldnt go so night in.
Work is tiring....

Shoulda come down to visit me babes! You coulda watched what arsenal want to be... :pac::pac:

This place is dead tonight.

Chong

eZe^ wrote: »

Shoulda come down to visit me babes! You coulda watched what arsenal want to be... :pac::pac:

This place is dead tonight.

It is a Saturday dude.

If I wasnt on call for work Id be out

Chong

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Had totally forgotten about this until today, when I came across it whilst snooping around Youtube, but does anyone else realise that Ricky gervais was in an 80's pop band called Seona dancing, and as actually a pretty ladyboy!



Here's one of their tracks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY

Have to say, as 80's music goes, that's not half bad.

Incredible to think that that bloke became David Brent.

Charles, you ever listen to Rickys Podcasts?

Frisbee

eZe^ wrote: »

Shoulda come down to visit me babes! You coulda watched what arsenal want to be... :pac::pac:

This place is dead tonight.

Yeah right son. Serious case of rose tinted glasses there!!!

Yeah agreed, really wish I was out...
I have manflu though so it's probably best I didnt go out

eZe^

Cruijff wrote: »

It is a Saturday dude.

If I wasnt on call for work Id be out

I know, but I'm skint after the ball I went to last thursday, plus, I'm taking it easy until 2 weeks before Christmas, don't want to blow a fuse. :pac:

Chong

Yup, couple of good weeks coming up, I cannot wait, would have loved a few drinks last night, such a balls!!!

Was in town today, it was bloody thronged , Xmas its the fan Monday , I am going to try and stay away from shops and listening to radio, 4 weeks of Xmas music drives me round the bend.

Frisbee

Cruijff wrote: »

Yup, couple of good weeks coming up, I cannot wait, would have loved a few drinks last night, such a balls!!!

Was in town today, it was bloody thronged , Xmas its the fan Monday , I am going to try and stay away from shops and listening to radio, 4 weeks of Xmas music drives me round the bend.

Xmas music started in work tonight.
ugghhh