The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

Skydive Jimmy Flloyd

Des

Des wrote: »

sentence fail

Lack of full stop fail.

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Deleted User wrote: »

plus one

eZe^

Des wrote: »

I am shít scared of heights.

but once you get up there, you just realise there's no place else to go.

why the fúck is numb/encore on this dre album?

I didn't upload it, I downloaded one from a different link about 6 months ago, you got it for free iswell so stop complaining. Rapidshare + megaupload = never have to worry about any piece of media ever.

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

Take his second name.
What does the last syllable rhyme with?

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Frisbee wrote: »

Take his second name.
What does the last syllable rhyme with?

hank?

eZe^

Des wrote: »

hank?

Skank?

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

Take his second name.
What does the last syllable rhyme with?

Oh I'm aware of the "Joe Maxi", "Pat rafter", "Tommy Tank, "Donaldo trump" method of speaking (of course, I'm from the saith soyde) but I don't know what the fék you're getting at!!

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spank


heh-heh-heh

Frisbee

Your all pedantic asshat's

eZe^

Frisbee wrote: »

*Your all pedantic **asshat's

*You're, **asshats. :pac:

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Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I'm aware of the "Joe Maxi", "Pat rafter", "Tommy Tank, "Donaldo trump" method of speaking (of course, I'm from the saith soyde) but I don't know what the fék you're getting at!!

speaking of all that.

the new rosser bewk is brilliant.

bleedin deadly twist on the last page or thereabouts.

Xavi6

Evening gents.

How'd you tonight Des?

Charlie

Necronomicon wrote: »

Or failing that, what kind of pre-pay packages O2 have?

iPhone, on Pre-Pay prepare to be bent over by Mr. Jobs.

Deleted User wrote: »

charlie check your e-mail.

Back at you.

I think this sums up how I felt reading it

:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:eek::mad::mad::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

eZe^ wrote: »

I didn't upload it, I downloaded one from a different link about 6 months ago, you got it for free iswell so stop complaining. Rapidshare + megaupload = never have to worry about any piece of media ever.

Reported to IRMA.

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Xavi6 wrote: »

Evening gents.

How'd you tonight Des?

if you really cared you'd have read the thread and seen that the game was off because of a frozen pitch

tbh

:pac:

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Back at you.

I think this sums up how I felt reading it

:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:eek::mad::mad::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

secrets ftw

Charlie

Des wrote: »

speaking of all that.

the new rosser bewk is brilliant.

bleedin deadly twist on the last page or thereabouts.

I'd never have put you down for someone who reads ROCK.

TBH, after the first couple, it was same jokes, different punchline.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

secrets ftw

Psssssttttttt

Neil's ghey

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

secrets ftw

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'd never have put you down for someone who reads ROCK.

+1 to both

I've never read one of those books...

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'd never have put you down for someone who reads ROCK.

so, this evening I've learned that I don't come across to people as my actual self

weird.

Xavi6

Des wrote: »

if you really cared you'd have read the thread and seen that the game was off because of a frozen pitch

tbh

:pac:

I'd have got around to it later. First port of call is here and the Liverpool thread to laugh at them bottling it.

Necronomicon

charlie mchugh wrote: »

iPhone, on Pre-Pay prepare to be bent over by Mr. Jobs.

Sorry Charlie, that one sailed way over my head

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Xavi6 wrote: »

I'd have got around to it later. First port of call is here and the Liverpool thread to laugh at them bottling it.

on topic ftl

Its the internets Des, e-persona FT....L?!


+1 on that charlie (not my being gay, unless by gay u mean happy, and even then you're wrong!!)


frisbee were u trying to imply I should beat the bishop while plummeting to the ground? U sick twisted girl.

Id love to do a solo skydive tho. Baby steps tho, Ill get a tandem in first and see if my underwears still clean after tbh!!

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Necronomicon wrote: »

Sorry Charlie, that one sailed way over my head

steve jobs owns apple

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'd have got around to it later. First port of call is here and the Liverpool thread to laugh at them bottling it.

yea u do have about 6 hours in here to yourself! im sure you read every post of every thread wishing u had someone to talk to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwnMG5yGJls

eZe^

Watching season 1 of entourage again, fcuking great....

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

frisbee were u trying to imply I should beat the bishop while plummeting to the ground? U sick twisted girl.

No I was implying you do a tandem jump with your gf and have her do it for you as she is experienced with skydiving...

We should buy a bot for Xavi to talk to at night...

Charlie

Des wrote: »

so, this evening I've learned that I don't come across to people as my actual self

weird.

Ah, not so much that. But for someone who gives Neil fierce abuse for being from ROCK country, I would have imagined that ROCK books wouldn't have been your thing. I found the first one or two kinda funny, but after that, I assumed the only ones still reading them we're the crowd who yer man was ripping the piss out of, but who seemed to lap it all up.

Necronomicon wrote: »

Sorry Charlie, that one sailed way over my head

An iPhone on Pre-Pay is something obscene. Close to 500 notes or that.

Charlie

eZe^ wrote: »

Watching season 1 of entourage again, fcuking great....

I plan to watch all 5, from start to finish, over Christmas.

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

No I was implying you do a tandem jump with your gf and have her do it for you as she is experienced with skydiving...

We should buy a bot for Xavi to talk to at night...

That's actually a fuckin epic idea!! Doug reacharound has it copyrighted but if I ask him nicely i'm sure he'll let me borrow it (***wonders how many people know WTF I'm on about here)
I have to hand it to ya, somehow that had not crossed my mind. She's done loads of jumps and jumps alone without an instructor but she's not in any way qualified to operate a tandem to be fair (........yyyyyyyyyyyyet!! )


Xavi talks to GY at night. They plan their running away together. Only a few months now, lover, till I can be with you. :pac:

eZe^

'Ill be gone till November I'll be gone till November'

Btw, Charlie and Neil, I really hope you look like your avatar, anything else would look strange at this stage.

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

That's actually a fuckin epic idea!! Doug reacharound has it copyrighted but if I ask him nicely i'm sure he'll let me borrow it (***wonders how many people know WTF I'm on about here)
I have to hand it to ya, somehow that had not crossed my mind. She's done loads of jumps and jumps alone without an instructor but she's not in any way qualified to operate a tandem to be fair (........yyyyyyyyyyyyet!! )


Xavi talks to GY at night. They plan their running away together. Only a few months now, lover, till I can be with you. :pac:

See, I make sense!

I still think we should get him a bot. A group Xmas pressie for him!

Xavi6

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I plan to watch all 5, from start to finish, over Christmas.

Midway through season 5 at the mo. Lovin it all.

Deleted User wrote: »

Xavi talks to GY at night. They plan their running away together. Only a few months now, lover, till I can be with you. :pac:

You're just jealous

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I plan to watch all 5, from start to finish, over Christmas.

I plan to watch Die Hard on Christmas, same as i do every other Christmas. it's THE xmas movie. i will start The Wire and possibly do a Bourne Trilogy day too.


thsi is hard for me to say, but I'm not watching Point Break again until the night before my skydive. I will have withdrawl symptoms but it's for the best. It's the film that made me wanna do one in the first place. It'll make it that bit more special. Just hope Swayze gets better.....Keep on truckin Bodhi, you can do it.

Frisbee

Agreed Die Hard is a great Xmas movie, aswell as Braveheart.

ShiverinEskimo

eZe^ wrote: »

Sky + HD > Most other things in the world.

QFT.

This has been my only contribution today due to some recent redundancies in my team meaning I'm now worked to the bone. Abe Lincoln turned in his grave today.

On a brighter note, watched the first 4 eps of entourage. Seems cool. Night ladies, and frisbee.

Frisbee

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Night ladies, and frisbee.

I know he's going for reverse stylage.
But Woop!

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

Btw, Charlie and Neil, I really hope you look like your avatar, anything else would look strange at this stage.

I posted my pic about 4 or 5 days ago! On this thread!!

Frisbee wrote: »

See, I make sense!

Kinda, it's "he was having a Tommy Tank" not "he was havin a Jimmy Floyd"....just rolls off the tongue better. Or if you're quotin Rosser......(I get it now, Des relates to Rossers son...of course!!) its havin an "Allied Irish".

Frisbee wrote: »

I still think we should get him a bot. A group Xmas pressie for him!

i hear those femme bots have nasty malfunctions!

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're just jealous

Hold on.....deep breath.............AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..........inhale........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


Thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!

Xavi6

You broke the thread ya feckin eejit :rolleyes:

Charlie

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

QFT.

This has been my only contribution today due to some recent redundancies in my team meaning I'm now worked to the bone. Abe Lincoln turned in his grave today.

On a brighter note, watched the first 4 eps of entourage. Seems cool. Night ladies, and frisbee.

Jeez that's rough dude. Try not to sweat it too much.

Entourage will be the perfect fodder to take your mind off that sh/t.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

You fixed the thread ya feckin legend

FYP

Xavi6

BTW Charles, just put me down for whatever in the SSF, even though I'll be getting shafted by currency exchange.

I have to get into this entourage malarky. Im not into watchin TV online (except South Park) so ill have to look out for someone with it on DVD. Ive only seen Chucks episode and I didnt know wtf was goin on tbh.

Charlie

eZe^ wrote: »

Btw, Charlie and Neil, I really hope you look like your avatar, anything else would look strange at this stage.

/awaits comment about Giant hand/4 fingers/looking like a general tit.

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

I have to get into this entourage malarky. Im not into watchin TV online (except South Park) so ill have to look out for someone with it on DVD. Ive only seen Chucks episode and I didnt know wtf was goin on tbh.

Same I'll have to get into it to know what everyone on this thread is talking about...

charlie mchugh wrote: »

/awaits comment about Giant hand/4 fingers/looking like a general tit.

You only have 4 fingers on your giant hand! You tit!

Charlie

Xavi6 wrote: »

BTW Charles, just put me down for whatever in the SSF, even though I'll be getting shafted by currency exchange.

Good man. Have you down for a ton.

Deleted User wrote: »

I have to get into this entourage malarky. Im not into watchin TV online (except South Park) so ill have to look out for someone with it on DVD. Ive only seen Chucks episode and I didnt know wtf was goin on tbh.

Seriously, torrent the fcuk out of Entourage. I promise you, you will not regret it.

Any of the lads who watch it here will attest to it's greatness.

Charlie

Frisbee wrote: »

You only have 4 fingers on your giant hand! You tit!

I expected some abuse from the lads, but coming from the fairer sex, that just hurts.

GY, throw me a bone?

eZe^

Charlie's the man. I'll post a pic sometime soon, and the shocked faces will be pretty funny, I'm the opposite of irish looking. :pac:

Agreed about Die Hard Neil, Nakatomi plaza is ALWAYS on Christmas eve and I love it, it always helped me fall asleep when I was a youngin, now it just relaxes me before I have to get all the little sisters stuff ready for her.

Xavi6

charlie mchugh wrote: »

GY, throw me a bone?

GY's a woman Charlie so you'll have to get boned elsewhere....