The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

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~Rebel~ wrote: »

just moved onto the main call centre floor today. bit daunting!

lollers

enjoy

I might be calling you later.

John Mason

evein all

mr. alan, i am shaking my head in shame at you.

dont you come running to me, when you get your legs broken

~Rebel~

Des wrote: »

lollers

enjoy

I might be calling you later.

ha, cheers! we dont get too many calls from ireland, largely uk. I'm supporting the CPU section of a certain american company based on a fruit.

monkey9

Anyone know a decent physio to go to in town somewhere. Got the cast off my leg last week and i'm still limping like a mule.....that limps!

Dub13

monkey9 wrote: »

Anyone know a decent physio to go to in town somewhere. Got the cast off my leg last week and i'm still limping like a mule.....that limps!

All the ones I no only do 'happy endings'.

Xavi6

One of the funniest clips ever -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loRwR6D4gwM

Mr Alan

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

mr. alan, i am shaking my head in shame at you.

wat did i do now?

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Mr Alan wrote: »

wat did i do now?

You know what you did.

John Mason

Mr Alan wrote: »

wat did i do now?

Des wrote: »

You know what you did.

more of case of who you did

ITT-Pat

it was des wasn't it?

Xavi6

Has someone finally done someone's oul wan?

John Mason

I GuanYin wrote: »

Has someone finally done someone's oul wan?

yip

Mr Alan

For the record, i have not "done" anyones aul one

(at least lately)

Xavi6

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

yip

Noice! Good man Al

Evenin lads, got let home from work early, so I came home to do what ive been getting paid to do for a yar anyway!! :pac:

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Deleted User wrote: »

Evenin lads, got let home from work early, so I came home to do what ive been getting paid to do for a yar anyway!! :pac:

Story Neilo.

Having a few Kens tonight?

Des

Des wrote: »

Story Neilo.

Having a few Kens tonight?

Ken tastes the same as I'd imagine anus tastes like. So no!

I'll be drinkin a few German beers!

Wats your plan!?

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Deleted User wrote: »

Ken tastes the same as I'd imagine anus tastes like. So no!

Testify, I hate Ken and Probs.

Deleted User wrote: »

Wats your plan!?

Stay in with the mrs.

She's even picking me up from work.

Under my thumb she is.

Des

Des wrote: »

Testify

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSBhI_0at0

Des wrote: »

I hate Ken and Probs.

I could handle "Probs" if there was nothing else. Probably. I would rather stay sober than drink Ken. Definitely.


Got my office xmas party tonight, gonna try and keep it together, got bananas drunk at the corresponding fixture last year and I'm out with herself and her mates tomorrow nite so would prefer not to be in a hoop!!!

Des wrote: »

Stay in with the mrs.

She's even picking me up from work.

Under my thumb she is.

pimpin aint easy!

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!!

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Deleted User wrote: »

I could handle "Probs" if there was nothing else. Probably. I would rather stay sober than drink Ken. Definitely.

Can't view the 'tube in work Brother.

Deleted User wrote: »

Got my office xmas party tonight, gonna try and keep it together, got bananas drunk at the corresponding fixture last year and I'm out with herself and her mates tomorrow nite so would prefer not to be in a hoop!!!

Got my work do tonight aswell, but I ain't goin.

Bunch of **** that they are

Deleted User wrote: »

pimpin aint easy!

Yeah, it is

Des

Des wrote: »

Can't view the 'tube in work Brother.

"testify" by Rage Against The Machine!

Des wrote: »

Got my work do tonight aswell, but I ain't goin.

Bunch of **** that they are

I wasn't gonna go. It was meant to be on next friday and I'm at a gig that night so it was easy to get out of. But they shifted it back a week earlier just for me so I had an attack of the guilts! The boss may hate me but the manager 's me!

Des wrote: »

Yeah, it is

Write an instructional on it yea!

Frisbee

On my way back from my exam there and saw about 7 undercover garda cars, 15 squad cars and the ERU.
There was a load of them searching down by the dodder and then hald off them flew off all at once.
Load of lads in suits along the side of the road aswell looking for something in the ditch.
Anyone heard anything going on? Couldn't hear anything on the radio...

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Dammit Laura.

They're on to me now.:mad::mad:

John Mason

Right you can get the bus home so ..................you ungrateful little .....

my christmas party is on tonight, i am the only person in the office since 4pm

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

Dammit Laura.

They're on to me now.:mad::mad:

It's common knowledge Boardeaux is just a front for an illegal heroin smuggling ring.
Ingenious, but you've been found out.

delija_sever029

I just saw,another win Des,good job so far,it seems these chinese guys pretty suck eh?

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delija_sever029 wrote: »

I just saw,another win Des,good job so far,

Thanks man, appreciate the interest.

delija_sever029 wrote: »

it seems these chinese guys pretty suck eh?

Hmm, they weren't too bad the other night, have some pretty good players, but they had absolutely no tactical plan, had six players in midfield sometimes, and one dude who seemed to play everywhere. Left back, right midfield, striker, he was all over the pitch.

Funny thing though. They had one lad with the number "0" on his jersey

delija_sever029

Des wrote: »

Thanks man, appreciate the interest.



Hmm, they weren't too bad the other night, have some pretty good players, but they had absolutely no tactical plan, had six players in midfield sometimes, and one dude who seemed to play everywhere. Left back, right midfield, striker, he was all over the pitch.

Funny thing though. They had one lad with the number "0" on his jersey

So thats the secret of their success so far,magnificient coach:D

Ah hope you will keep it like this,i knew you are going to be could since i declared my self as your fan in public,this brought you huge international respect now:D

OMG i am gonna puke how nuts i am...:pac:

Charlie

Evenin lads. Leave Wor Al alone, he's just doing what the rest of us want to, tapping some young cherry.

Des, it was only today that I remembered getting stopped by the 5 O when we we're in Neil's car, and you started shouting dogs abuse as we ripped off. Nothing like havin a pop at the bacon.

Have me work do tomorrow. But I have to make it down and back to Wexford beforehand, to help my cousin move. I foresee myself being bolloxed, and locked by about 10pm. This does not bode well for trying not to be the cnut everyone is chattin about on Monday morning.

How'd ya get on in the exam Laura? Sure being a fine fillie, i'm sure you'll pass :pac:

Frisbee

charlie mchugh wrote: »

How'd ya get on in the exam Laura?

Meh, ok.
Say I scraped a pass in it anyways...

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Des, it was only today that I remembered getting stopped by the 5 O when we we're in Neil's car, and you started shouting dogs abuse as we ripped off. Nothing like havin a pop at the bacon.

:eek:

No I didn;t.

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What's that.

Headshot

Des wrote: »

What's that.

click it
i saw it on sky sports news

a dance off tomorrow on soccer am

ill see can i get some better videos

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{(-_-)}HeadShoT** wrote: »

click it

Can't view vids in work...

Headshot

Des wrote: »

Can't view vids in work...

dam

it basically a newcastle fool trying to dance

doing the worm etc

and he's taking on a sunderland fan in a dance off

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:facepalm:

there's a dude in work openly looking at pr0n.

He won't last long here.

Headshot

Des wrote: »

:facepalm:

there's a dude in work openly looking at pr0n.

He won't last long here.

its probly tranny porn

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{(-_-)}HeadShoT** wrote: »

its probly tranny porn

the way he's facing, I can see direct to his screen but his boss can't.

everytime his boss comes near his desk, he keeps clicking onto a blank google screen.

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Des wrote: »

the way he's facing, I can see direct to his screen but his boss can't.

everytime his boss comes near his desk, he keeps clicking onto a blank google screen.

bad Des

should'nt be looking

the computer is probly monitored some where else

so he could be in trouble

Charlie

Frisbee wrote: »

Meh, ok.
Say I scraped a pass in it anyways...

Job done so. Ahhhhhhhhh........to be a student again.

/end condescending old man rant.

Des wrote: »

:eek:

No I didn;t.

Ya said something. Lads, one of yis back me up here. T'was gas.

{(-_-)}HeadShoT** wrote: »

Even I would have to go with the Mackem mover.

Sky seem to have a passion for picking the dumbest cnuts out of us lot anytime they are doing a piece related to us. :mad:

Des wrote: »

the way he's facing, I can see direct to his screen but his boss can't.

everytime his boss comes near his desk, he keeps clicking onto a blank google screen.

Rookie mistake. Dead giveaway.

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Rookie mistake. Dead giveaway.

ohhh an experience man ehh:D

whats the professional way

Charlie

{(-_-)}HeadShoT** wrote: »

ohhh an experience man ehh:D

whats the professional way

Well....yeah I have/still do look at pr0n.

I remember as a young lad, noting reeked of pr0n browsing as much as a blank google screen and a flustered face

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you know that newcastle fan dancing

did you see the dance instructor (priceless)

rough diamond:)

Frisbee

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Well....yeah I have/still do look at pr0n.

I remember as a young lad, noting reeked of pr0n browsing as much as a blank google screen and a flustered face

+1
Good thing the rents arent techno-literate

Thanx 4 The Fish

This thread has gone way down hill...

Frisbee

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

This thread has gone way down hill...

I blame the recession and the pork

Thanx 4 The Fish

Frisbee wrote: »

.....and the pork

Making a massive deal of it over here, signs up saying we don't stock Irish pork etc... fnckers...

Charlie

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

Making a massive deal of it over here, signs up saying we don't stock Irish pork etc... fnckers...

I never understood why they would in the first place? Surely Britain, for the sheer size of it, would have more than enough farms to feed it's pork/beef/lamb needs.

Why is that Ireland is such a big exporter of meat?

Frisbee

Coz we're bleedin' rappeh