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Dub13

Frisbee wrote: »

Now that's responsible parenting!

The last thing you want is to open it on the big day and it not working or be missing something,MrsDub13 is at me to put it away encase the kids come in while I am playing it.

Frisbee

Dub13 wrote: »

The last thing you want is to open it on the big day and it not working or be missing something,MrsDub13 is at me to put it away encase the kids come in while I am playing it.

And the reason you had to test it several nights in a row was to make sure it worked well over a period of time obviously...

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He's only practicing so he can beat the kids on Xmas morning.

Dub13

Des wrote: »

He's only practicing so he can beat the kids on Xmas morning.

You are on to me....MrsDub13 is already beating me at most of the things on Wii Sports which makes me feel less of a man,although I had a few beers taken but she is pregnant so maybe the levels the playing field.

ShiverinEskimo

Des wrote: »

He's only practicing so he can beat the kids on Xmas morning.

Best keep practicing - those pesky kids are pretty good at picking things up. My 13 year old cousin came in on Saturday and schooled me at FIFA. Up to that point I considered myself handy enough with it.

monkey9

I don't play consoles and i fecking hate Entourage!

Frisbee

monkey9 wrote: »

I don't play consoles and i fecking hate Entourage!

This certainly isn't the Thread for you then...

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monkey9 wrote: »

I don't play consoles and i fecking hate Entourage!

same same

Im_No_Superman

bigstar wrote: »

is entourage back on havent seen it ages

Yeah season 5 has been "available" on the net for the past couple of months now.

Chong

Today is the most boring day in work

Im_No_Superman

Dub13 wrote: »

I got the kids a Wii for Xmas and have been playing it the last couple of nights when they go to bed,its not bad.Can anybody recommend two types of games..ones for me and family ones..?

Mario Kart is a must for the Wii imo, the kids will love it too. For your own gaming pleasure I would recommend Resident Evil 4, fecking epic game and the Wii controls really add to the experience.

Oh and morning gents (and Laura!) :pac:

Frisbee

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Oh and morning gents (and Laura!) :pac:

Dub13

Thanks for the game suggestions I will have to check them out.

Chong

Frisbee wrote: »

Its starting to stick , soon you will be changing your name to Laura.

Frisbee

Chong wrote: »

Its starting to stick , soon you will be changing your name to Laura.

If someone wants to pay for the name change I'll allow it for the month

Im_No_Superman

Frisbee wrote: »

What were you told about drawing attention to it, let it die naturally (no matter how long that takes!)

Chong

Frisbee wrote: »

If someone wants to pay for the name change I'll allow it for the month

Oi Pay for your own name change woman!

Frisbee

Chong wrote: »

Oi Pay for your own name change woman!

Was worth a shot!

Spud83

Frisbee wrote: »

If someone wants to pay for the name change I'll allow it for the month

Typical woman always looking to scab some freebies off the men in this world.




*that should bring out any female lurkers *

Frisbee

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

*that should bring out any female lurkers *

No-one going to take the bait?
It's been an entire hour. thought it would have been sensed by now.

Spud83

Frisbee wrote: »

No-one going to take the bait?
It's been an entire hour. thought it would have been sensed by now.

They are forming a gang over in the ladies lounge and are waiting to strike.

Frisbee

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

They are forming a gang over in the ladies lounge and are waiting to strike.

Uh-oh.

*to the Ladies*

Look they all call me Laura! Leave me out of your death vengeance!!!

I cant possibly call u Laura. I'll call u Mary r sumtin! We'll say its your middle name. :pac:


Anyone here done a skydive before? Im gonna do one in Feb/March for charity.

Mr Alan

Des did one iirc

Xavi6

I see Chong is now Cruijff again....

Yea i remember talkin to him about that. "Max weight 210lbs (95kgs)" ..... fcuk. Im gonna have to diet!

Frisbee

Deleted User wrote: »

I cant possibly call u Laura. I'll call u Mary r sumtin! We'll say its your middle name. :pac:


Anyone here done a skydive before? Im gonna do one in Feb/March for charity.

It's 'Jesus Laura Frisbee' I'll have you know!

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

It's 'Jesus Laura Frisbee' I'll have you know!

Yea well its now "Jesus Mary Frisbee"!

Frisbee

Cheech and Chong won't be happy with that...

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

I cant possibly call u Laura. I'll call u Mary r sumtin! We'll say its your middle name. :pac:


Anyone here done a skydive before? Im gonna do one in Feb/March for charity.

Yep I done one.

Link to photos

I have a video as well but I never uploaded it online anywhere.

Upon recheck the upper weight limit is actually 16 stone or 100kgs, Im still too feckin heavy!! Only by 2kgs though, Ill just give up the finer cuisines for the month!

Xavi6

You're not 18 stone are ya?!

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Yep I done one.

Link to photos

I have a video as well but I never uploaded it online anywhere.

Looks savage, I might do AFF if I like it enough.

Frisbee wrote: »

Cheech and Chong won't be happy with that...

Meh, I'm happy. No way i call u Laura! Simple as!!

Chong

Aftnoon all , Cruijff is back. In fact just back from the embassy , got me new passport WOOP.

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

Upon recheck the upper weight limit is actually 16 stone or 100kgs, Im still too feckin heavy!! Only by 2kgs though, Ill just give up the finer cuisines for the month!

Losing weight over Christmas? That would be a good trick.

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

You're not 18 stone are ya?!

No. I'm around 16 and a half. 102kgs or so. If I did Muay-Thai 3 or 4 times a week and ate properly as well as the gym Id probably be around 95kgs as my natural weight, but I've been very lazy the past year. It's all muscle though! :cool::p

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

Looks savage, I might do AFF if I like it enough.

AFF ???????????

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Losing weight over Christmas? That would be a good trick.

Skydives not till Feb or March so Ill add a few kilos to lose and Ill be grand!! :pac:

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

No. I'm around 16 and a half. 102kgs or so. If I did Muay-Thai 3 or 4 times a week and ate properly as well as the gym Id probably be around 95kgs as my natural weight, but I've been very lazy the past year. It's all muscle though! :cool::p

Ha ha yep I'm 84kgs of pure muscle too!

GuanYin

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

Mario Kart is a must for the Wii imo, the kids will love it too. For your own gaming pleasure I would recommend Resident Evil 4, fecking epic game and the Wii controls really add to the experience.

Agree and agree.

We have both of those games at home and they're the only ones I play (I do like Zelda but never have the time, maybe over Thanksgiving).

My bro just got a game called Fatal Frame, which he plays with the lights off, it looks terrifying.

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah feck the lot of yis

why you dissing me?

I just implied your gf is very pretty.

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GuanYin wrote: »

why you dissing me?

He wasn't.

he meant everyone, apart from you, I'd say.

Chong

GuanYin LVS XAVI

monkey9

How do you put a spoiler on a post??

Xavi6

^^^ CHOON!!!

Frisbee

monkey9 wrote: »

How do you put a spoiler on a post??

Click the spoiler button.
Or wrap it with:

[ SPOILER] your text [/ SPOILER]

without the space at the start and end

Dub13

Deleted User wrote: »

No. I'm around 16 and a half. 102kgs or so. If I did Muay-Thai 3 or 4 times a week and ate properly as well as the gym Id probably be around 95kgs as my natural weight, but I've been very lazy the past year. It's all muscle though! :cool::p

What hight are you..?

Chong

Frisbee wrote: »

Click the spoiler button.
Or wrap it with:

[ SPOILER] your text [/ SPOILER]

without the space at the start and end

Frisbee Isnt really a girl but he secretly loves being called Laura

monkey9

Dub13 wrote: »

What hight are you..?

Four foot eight. He's the fattest dwarf in all of Boards

Mr Alan

neil is a big aul ****. fact.