The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

ShiverinEskimo

You should be safe enough so.

Spud83

Well that was a very unproductive morning

gucci

too early?


sorry havent posted here in months, boards barred at work, and moving house etc meant i hadnt internet for a while....see i have missed feck all!! :pac::pac:

Coming home on sunday, roll on proper guinness!!

gucci

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I would lay a trap for her. Get a sim card (they are cheap). Then send some messages back and forth from your phone and that. In your phone store the new number as Mary (Hot), or Banging Betty or something crazy. Then when she confronts you about it, you can say I knew you were looking through my phone so I sent the fake messages look here is the sim card.*


* Dont expect your relationship to go much further after this.

Or just ask her what she was doing. Maybe she was just looking for clues regarding a chrimbo present.

If you do that neil...keep us posted as to how it works out!!haha

Xavi6

gucci wrote: »

too early?


sorry havent posted here in months, boards barred at work, and moving house etc meant i hadnt internet for a while....see i have missed feck all!! :pac::pac:

Coming home on sunday, roll on proper guinness!!

Who the fuck are you?! :P

ShiverinEskimo

I've never felt so unchristmassy this close to christmas and I've realised why. There is not a single christmas decoration in the whole office. Not even a bit of tin foil that could be mistaken for tinsle (tinsel?)

gucci

I GuanYin wrote: »

Who the fuck are you?! :P

Nice to see the humbug spirit is alive and well xavi!
Yeah im only starting to feel christmassy seen as how im finished work and was falling around the chirstmas market quite merry last night! I should be able to fit all my shopping into two hours now shortly...........

Xavi6

gucci wrote: »

Nice to see the humbug spirit is alive and well xavi!

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Well that was a very unproductive morning

I have zero bosses here the afternoon, Im gonna take dossin to a new low.

gucci

i was thinking more


in the camp pose and all:p

Spud83

Deleted User wrote: »

I have zero bosses here the afternoon, Im gonna take dossin to a new low.

Jesus Neil your bosses might not be there but somebody else might notice you disappearing to the jacks for ten minute fap every hour.

Frisbee

Morning/Afternoon lads.
What's the dealio-io-io?

~Rebel~

evnin'

era not too much over on my end anyway. everyone got handed out cuisine de france chocolate star cookies a minute ago though, which was a bit of a result...

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Jesus Neil your bosses might not be there but somebody else might notice you disappearing to the jacks for ten minute fap every hour.

I do that anyway!

Spud83

Frisbee wrote: »

Morning/Afternoon lads.
What's the dealio-io-io?

Not a lot. Just want to head home.

Xavi6

Christmas party tomorrow. Goin on a river cruise with free piss then stopping at a winery for lunch apparently then cruisin again for a while.

It's gonna get Lionel Messi!

Frisbee

Just found out my brother broke our shower last night.
Idiot...

eZe^

Got a letter today in the post telling me I'm now a college scholar. Except no money, what a joke. :pac:

Spud83

I GuanYin wrote: »

Christmas party tomorrow. Goin on a river cruise with free piss then stopping at a winery for lunch apparently then cruisin again for a while.

It's gonna get Lionel Messi!

Come on admit it you would prefer to be in Dublin.

Afternoon all.

Got all the Xmas shopping sorted, lovely! Had a McDonalds in Dundrum for breakfast too but then had two Guinness in the local on the way home. The burps dont seem healthy

alanmurphy83

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Not a lot. Just want to head home.

Right, I've no boss in. So boards is 1 source of amusement. I can watch videos, MSN, facebewk etc but I dont really want to sit chattin nline right now. What can I do besides shanking to amuse myself? Any good vids that don't require sound to enjoy?


I'd actually work but time of year = no work to be done.

eZe^

Deleted User wrote: »

Right, I've no boss in. So boards is 1 source of amusement. I can watch videos, MSN, facebewk etc but I dont really want to sit chattin nline right now. What can I do besides shanking to amuse myself? Any good vids that don't require sound to enjoy?


I'd actually work but time of year = no work to be done.

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts

Xavi6

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

Come on admit it you would prefer to be in Dublin.

I'm hangin for a night in Coppers like you wouldn't believe!

Spud83

I GuanYin wrote: »

I'm hangin for a night in Coppers like you wouldn't believe!

I wouldn't tell your bird that.

By the way is she Irish or Ozzie or Kiwi or what

Xavi6

She's Cabra scum

Frisbee

I GuanYin wrote: »

I'm hangin for a night in Coppers like you wouldn't believe!

Have to go to a 21st in the Sugar Club tonight. Someone my gf used to work with and she doesn't know anyone going but is still insisting on going.
Last time I was there was a bout 3 years ago for a gig, is it still set up like a cinema nearly?

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts

Looks like my afternoon is sorted!! :pac:

I GuanYin

I GuanYin wrote: »

I'm hangin for a night in Coppers like you wouldn't believe!

I'd say you are!! Can u be as much of a bogger pimp as you are an e-pimp!?!! :pac:

eZe^

Deleted User wrote: »

Looks like my afternoon is sorted!! :pac:

Penalties are too hard tbh, I've only gotten 4 max in the penalties.


EDIT- HOLD ON! The longer you hold down your left click the higher the penalty goes, lovely stuff, much easier!



Look at Puyol here, I love spoof shows;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl0AfC3la6c

I just lashed on the radio online here, great day!

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd say you are!! Can u be as much of a bogger pimp as you are an e-pimp!?!! :pac:

Sounds like a challenge!

eZe^

Lads, what were those website with the really cheap jerseys and vintage ones? There were a few that sold jerseys for like 15 notes.

Frisbee

Where would be the handiest place to park around half ten tonight if going into the Sugar Club?
Stephens Green?

ITT-Pat

eZe^ wrote: »

Lads, what were those website with the really cheap jerseys and vintage ones? There were a few that sold jerseys for like 15 notes.

thefootballshirt.com

its pretty awesome

I GuanYin

I GuanYin wrote: »

Sounds like a challenge!

It's on like donkey kong! We'll go up after the OTT beers and see what your pimpage ranking is!! :D

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

It's on like donkey kong! We'll go up after the OTT beers and see what your pimpage ranking is!! :D

Heh probably very low unless I bring my laptop!

I GuanYin

I GuanYin wrote: »

Heh probably very low unless I bring my laptop!

Haha!! Yea u can't use emoticons, GIFs, Fail GIFS, postcounts and the thanks feature to get women in real life!!

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Haha!! Yea u can't use emoticons, GIFs, Fail GIFS, postcounts and the thanks feature to get women in real life!!

What about PMs?

eZe^

You know what I hate, when you're talking to someone and you ask them how they are, and they say something like 'good, waiting for Trevor to text me about going out tonight'. I don't fcuking know who Trevor is, I've never heard his name, just say 'a friend' ok......

I GuanYin

I GuanYin wrote: »

What about PMs?

Whisper filth into her ear!!

Frisbee

eZe^ wrote: »

You know what I hate, when you're talking to someone and you ask them how they are, and they say something like 'good, waiting for Trevor to text me about going out tonight'. I don't fcuking know who Trevor is, I've never heard his name, just say 'a friend' ok......

Awwww is someone mad because they didn't get invited out? :pac:

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

You know what I hate, when you're talking to someone and you ask them how they are, and they say something like 'good, waiting for Trevor to text me about going out tonight'. I don't fcuking know who Trevor is, I've never heard his name, just say 'a friend' ok......

I hate people who say "I'm always happy"....no you're not motherf***er!! Are u happy at funerals turd?

Sorry, I forgot OTT Thread is not the Angry Bastards Forum!!

eZe^

Frisbee wrote: »

Awwww is someone mad because they didn't get invited out? :pac:

Hahah, no, it's just this one person I know refers to all her friends by their names, none of which I know, have ever seen and will never see. It's not like I'm buddies with Brian, Trevor and Thomas. Just call them friends ffs!

Frisbee

Frisbee wrote: »

Awwww is someone mad because they didn't get invited out? :pac:

He wants a night out with "Trevor"............:eek:

ITT-Pat

eZe^ wrote: »

Hahah, no, it's just this one person I know refers to all her friends by their names, none of which I know, have ever seen and will never see. It's not like I'm buddies with Brian, Trevor and Thomas. Just call them friends ffs!

Brian, Trevor and Thomas? she sounds like a slag tbh

Frisbee

doirty

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Lads, if a woman says "can we put a limit on the xmas spending this year" is it a test?

Frisbee

Des wrote: »

Lads, if a woman says "can we put a limit on the xmas spending this year" is it a test?

I had that a few weeks ago.
It wasn't a test, but you can be damn sure I treated it as such!

Frisbee

Right off to work, laters lads

Xavi6

Des wrote: »

Lads, if a woman says "can we put a limit on the xmas spending this year" is it a test?

Most definitely.

I got the "Let's not get each other Valentine's presents cause it's pointless and we can save the money" thing. So I didn't get her anything. Went down as well as a cock flavoured lolly pop.