The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

Evenin lads. I have done fcuk all Christmas shopping, will have to run the gauntlet this Sat, or even worse, next Mon or Tue :eek: I can see myself closely resembling this man come the end of it all

dude. :eek:

I was in from about one o'clock today, knew exactly what I needed, bar one thing, and got them. back in me gaf by 4 I was, and town was ok too. none of your old biddies walking slow and stopping suddenly, I hate them women.

anyway, one year i did my xmas shopping on xmas eve. never. ever. again.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

dude. :eek:

I was in from about one o'clock today, knew exactly what I needed, bar one thing, and got them. back in me gaf by 4 I was, and town was ok too. none of your old biddies walking slow and stopping suddenly, I hate them women.

anyway, one year i did my xmas shopping on xmas eve. never. ever. again.

I know, I know. Got my two Kris Kindles sorted, but for stuff like the family, zilch. I have a fair idea what to get them though, and they shouldn't be hard to source. So it should be relatively painless. It's the aimless wanders, not knowing what to get someone that can drive you to the brink.

Evenin gents,


Nice text earlier Des!! :pac:



tryin to pick a dvd to watch and not havin much success.

Thanx 4 The Fish

What are the choices ?

mayordenis

what are your options neil?

Charlie

Carlito's Way, you always pick Carlito's Way.

ShiverinEskimo

Donnie Brasco must be due a watch.

Went with The Big Lebowski!

mayordenis

can't fault that.

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wrapping presents here.

it's my least favourite thing to do.

fúcking sellotape everywhere.

Des

Des wrote: »

wrapping presents here.

it's my least favourite thing to do.

fúcking sellotape everywhere.

Em, hand them the present in the bag it came in......wrapping FTL....im so thoughtful!!



Lads this is fantastic. The house behind me have 2 dogs who bark into the early hours of the morning EVERY night. Anyway tonight they got an anonymous Christmas card saying:

"Dear Mr and Mrs ********,

We hope you have a lovely peaceful Christmas. Unfortunately, we, your neighbours, will not have a peaceful Christmas as you iinsist on leaving your dogs in the garden to bark into the night"




The woman who owns the house flipped the lid and made personal calls to every door on the road to go apesh*t at everyone!! Amazing!! i wish I'd thought to send that, only I'd have signed my name on the bottom! :pac::D

ShiverinEskimo

Wait a mo - SHE went mad at everyone?!

Sort your poxy mutts out before you come complaining to my front door bitch.

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Went with The Big Lebowski!

I'll get slated for this, but possibly the most overrated movie in recent time.

ShiverinEskimo

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Wait a mo - SHE went mad at everyone?!

Sort your poxy mutts out before you come complaining to my front door bitch.

She's a weapon. They're all scared of her. Me, I'd be so mean to her she'd go home crying. I'm so gutted I missed it all, I was out. I'd have loved to say it to her. That mutt drives me mad.

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'll get slated for this, but possibly the most overrated movie in recent time.

Out....now....before I say something I'll regret! NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!!



I really like this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80Qjh9Yivs

Thanx 4 The Fish

Deleted User wrote: »

Out....now....before I say something I'll regret! NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!!



I really like this song!

Unfortunately I agree with him. It was definitely good, but by no means as good as many people I know make out.

mayordenis

Deleted User wrote: »

Em, hand them the present in the bag it came in......wrapping FTL....im so thoughtful!!



Lads this is fantastic. The house behind me have 2 dogs who bark into the early hours of the morning EVERY night. Anyway tonight they got an anonymous Christmas card saying:

"Dear Mr and Mrs ********,

We hope you have a lovely peaceful Christmas. Unfortunately, we, your neighbours, will not have a peaceful Christmas as you iinsist on leaving your dogs in the garden to bark into the night"




The woman who owns the house flipped the lid and made personal calls to every door on the road to go apesh*t at everyone!! Amazing!! i wish I'd thought to send that, only I'd have signed my name on the bottom! :pac::D

I was going to applaud you, disapointing it wasn't you but now she's rattled,
It's perfect for you to swoop in and really push her over the edge.

charlie mchugh wrote: »

I'll get slated for this, but possibly the most overrated movie in recent time.

What? nonsense.

Deleted User wrote: »

I really like this song!

I'm sure charlie has something to say about it.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Thanx 4 The Fish wrote: »

Unfortunately I agree with him. It was definitely good, but by no means as good as many people I know make out.

Again it backs up what i always say about Coen Brothers movies. You either have that sense of dark humour and get it, or you don't, and hate it.

"Burn after reading", went in a group of 6, 3 loved it, 2 weren't blown away one hated it.

Dub13

Des wrote: »

wrapping presents here.

it's my least favourite thing to do.

fúcking sellotape everywhere.

Get the Mrs to do it...I just got MrsDub13 to wrap about 70 item's over the last week.

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I bought "drappin pay-pour tew you-rooo" today.

it's flimsy as fook. :mad:

ShiverinEskimo

Des wrote: »

I bought "drappin pay-pour tew you-rooo" today.

it's flimsy as fook. :mad:

It took me about five minutes to work out what that said. Time to brush up on my Dublish.

Des

Des wrote: »

I bought "drappin pay-pour tew you-rooo" today.

it's flimsy as fook. :mad:

Stwah beh wees, geh yooor stwah beh wees.

Thanx 4 The Fish

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

It took me about five minutes to work out what that said. Time to brush up on me Dublish.

fixed that for ya..

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Deleted User wrote: »

Stwah beh wees, geh yooor stwah beh wees.

I was surprised and delira one day to find them selling

"cherdies, trdee yoo-roo a punneh"

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Charlie mate, there's a thread in the mod forum asking who did what for SSF

I posted the following reply

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The Soccer Off Topic Thread regulars donated for and bought an XBox plus a football game, Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, which is being delivered to an address supplied by DeV

the idea came from a poster by the name of charlie mchugh so he gets the credit for this.

I think it was around the €220/€240 mark in total.

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Charlie

Des wrote: »

Charlie mate, there's a thread in the mod forum asking who did what for SSF

I posted the following reply

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The Soccer Off Topic Thread regulars donated for and bought an XBox plus a football game, Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, which is being delivered to an address supplied by DeV

the idea came from a poster by the name of charlie mchugh so he gets the credit for this.

I think it was around the €220/€240 mark in total.

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Cheers Des, but sure it was really an OTT thing, wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the co-operation of the fine fellows around these parts.

Must touch base with DeV and see has it arrived with him yet.

Anyone else watching Vinny Browne? Always good viewing.

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

touch base

you absolute tosser.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

you absolute tosser.

soz.

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charlie mchugh wrote: »

soz.

just stop.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

just stop.

.......the lights.

Charlie

How about a chooooon to get things back on track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAoLXBiSTnA

Thanx 4 The Fish

Deleted User wrote: »

Again it backs up what i always say about Coen Brothers movies. You either have that sense of dark humour and get it, or you don't, and hate it.

"Burn after reading", went in a group of 6, 3 loved it, 2 weren't blown away one hated it.

I don't not like the Coen Brothers, I think that in the main their stuff is superb, I just did not think that The BL was all that people make it out to be.

eZe^

Watching Chris Rock, he is a big load of sh*t tbh, people busting their asses laughing when he says something like 'don't hate the player, hate the game'.... Hiiirraarrriousss.

ShiverinEskimo

I watched one of his shows a couple of weeks ago and actually laughed quite a bit. He was talking about the difference between being rich and being wealthy. I thought it was funny.

Charlie

I think he is fairly daycent, his stuff right now on sh/tty jobs is pretty good, especially the bit about sitting on a jax, not sh/ting or anything, but just trying to make work go quicker.

Sure, he does the whole 'dammmmmmmmnnnn' jokes, but don't forget that that was the sort of material that gave him a leg up originally.

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can one4all vouchers be used online?

Charlie

Des wrote: »

can one4all vouchers be used online?

Wouldn't have a breeze, but knowing anything that is Irish, probably not. A few years before they catch on to such innovations.

Xavi6

Evening

ShiverinEskimo

I GuanYin wrote: »

Evening

Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night.

May tomorrow pass quickly and without incident.

Frisbee

Whats the craic?

I'm assuming Xavi is the only one left awake if he's not hammered on a boat by now...

mayordenis

I'm in work still, jesus I don't know how I'll get through work next week.

Tues, Wed, Thur and Friday 3:30 in the day til 2:30 in the morning, pain in the hole.

Frisbee

mayordenis wrote: »

I'm in work still, jesus I don't know how I'll get through work next week.

Tues, Wed, Thur and Friday 3:30 in the day til 2:30 in the morning, pain in the hole.

Ouch, I have
Mon 10.30am - 8pm
Tues 12pm-10pm
Wed 11am-9pm

mayordenis

Frisbee wrote: »

Ouch, I have
Mon 10.30am - 8pm
Tues 12pm-10pm
Wed 11am-9pm

That's equally crap, thinkin of driving from cork (where I live) to waterford (family) between shifts.

Frisbee

mayordenis wrote: »

That's equally crap, thinkin of driving from cork (where I live) to waterford (family) between shifts.

Fecking hell, I don't envy you. Christmas day aswell, bastages....

Xavi6

An hour of work left for 2008!!!

Frisbee

I GuanYin wrote: »

An hour of work left for 2008!!!

Wanna help me batter him mayordenis?

Frisbee

Right gonna hit the hay, have to go to the dentist and get my Christmas shopping done in the morning before work.

Enjoy your buttsekz with the sailors Xavi

Night everyone else

eZe^

eZe^ wrote: »

Watching Chris Rock, he is a big load of sh*t tbh, people busting their asses laughing when he says something like 'don't hate the player, hate the game'.... Hiiirraarrriousss.

I like him, I always enjoy his shows tbh.


They all have at some stage ripped off Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy (who ripped off Richard Pryor) tbh.

Spud83

Morning folks. Just spending this morning hanging around waiting for our free lunch and booze.

EDIT:Eddie Murphy at least admitted that he grew up watching and copying Richard Pryor so it was bound to follow him in to his adult career.

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Morning folks

had a damn n00b beside be all morning.

couldn't post or even read boards.

:mad::mad:

hate n00bz

Frisbee

Morning lads, it's fecking early.

Can'tremember the last time I was up before 12. Had to go dentist though, fecking hate going to the dentists.
Mine has a ridiculously hot nurse though, so every cloud