The Off Topic Thread III : Off Topic-er

bigstar

mmm manhattan cheesy popcorn, think ill head to the shop now

invincibleirish

Man the soccer forum is dead today, i guess given its the last Saturday of shopping before xmas and only one of the top 4 are playing means its so quiet.

Congrats Dub13.


I drank a sh1tload last night but just couldn't get drunk. i'm not particularly hungover but I'm KNACKERED. Only got outta bed about half an hour ago.

Gotta pick it up and go out again tonight. Me and 10 girls I believe. i'll be the only guy. You'd think i'd be excited about that!

On a sidenote i got stopped when i was out last night by a boardsie who I'd never met who'd seen my pic before!

Xavi6

Yeah tis like a ghost town in here

invincibleirish

I GuanYin wrote: »

Yeah tis like a ghost town in here

It sure is

Bolton- Pompey just isn't holding my attention!

Xavi6

All rise for the national anthem

Dub13

Thanks for all the kind words folks.Its not all good news,she is due in May and may is not a good month for football fans.I have told her if Liverpool get to Rome I will be there and she can ask her mother or one of her sisters to go into the labour ward with her.

I have only said this to her when she was asleep,I am working up to saying it to her when she is awake.

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Dub13 wrote: »

I have only said this to her when she was asleep,I am working up to saying it to her when she is awake.

Just go to Rome, watching Liverpool in the CL Final is more important.

You'e already seen your other kids getting born, so you've seen it all before, you know what happens.

Dub13

Des wrote: »

Just go to Rome, watching Liverpool in the CL Final is more important.

You'e already seen your other kids getting born, so you've seen it all before, you know what happens.

Thats what I am thinking,I am been good by cutting back on games I am going to after Xmas in order to give her a hand with the other 3.I have not broke the news to her yet that I am strongly thinking about going to Madrid.

As for seen the other kids been born,I was there for two but never 'looked down' I stayed at the top end Jesus its horrible I am not one of these new age dads who say its one of the best moments of there lives.

delija_sever029

Des wrote: »

Just go to Rome, watching Liverpool in the CL Final is more important.

PES 2009,right?;)

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Manhattan Cheesy Popcorn + Dr Pepper = Hangover Gone.

Brekkie roll and Lucozade is usually my trick. Also find that a really cold bowl of natural yoghurt can work wonders. Sadly, I had none of these at hand when I was getting up, and I then had to leg it to play in nets for a 5 a side.

Weird thing is, I amen't hungry at all, and I haven't eaten since the Maccers I had last night. Still feel a bit fragile though, and I am heading out again at 8.

Neil, you're not playing the ghey best mate for all these birds tonight, are you? Ya big benson.

Charlie

Lads, GB II is on RTE right now. I fcukin love this movie. Also, Die Hard is on a at 9 on Sky Screen 2. Just wouldn't be Xmas without at least one viewing.

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Ghostbusters II?

Love it.

I'd lash it into Sigourney Weaver to be fair.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

Ghostbusters II?

Love it.

Aye. Best bit is coming up now as well.

When they get releaseed from the physo ward, get suited up, and head out to kick some Vigo ass.

Charlie

Des wrote: »

I'd lash it into Sigourney Weaver to be fair.

Ah no. Their secretary ftw. She reeks of filth.

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Ah no. Their secretary ftw. She reeks of filth.

Have to agree with the Toon hooligan here.

She'd get a lashing. Great movie, off to the boards beers now. God I am ****ing hanging.

delija_sever029

holy crap i never saw boards so quiet as tonight:eek:

Is anybody out there? (not counting alliens)

OPENROAD

Watching The Real Hustle on BBC 3, that Jess is well hot


READ THE RULES ON THIS THREAD BEFORE POSTING HERE AGAIN.

NO NSFW IMAGES

Charlie

Can I just say, who the fcuk at Nintendo thought that plastering the Redknapp's all over my telly would inspire me to buy a Wii. I can't think of another family that would turn me off a product.

OPENROAD wrote: »

READ THE RULES ON THIS THREAD BEFORE POSTING HERE AGAIN.

NO NSFW IMAGES

Is OR banned?

Another brother fallen.

Chong

Hello All,

Been keeping a low profile due sickness, how is everybody, I am even with out my subscription, my profile feels naked.

Charlie

Just paid up for a monthly sub.

........Off to sex and sexualityunzips trousers

Xavi6

Nothing to see over there

Chong

I just registered for a month too.

Charlie

I GuanYin wrote: »

Nothing to see over there

Apart from Neil's 'tips and tricks' . Note to self, don't root it in as deep as it can go.

Gelio

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Apart from Neil's 'tips and tricks' . Note to self, don't root it in as deep as it can go.

As a wise fisherman once said: its not how deep you go, its how you wiggle your worm:D

Xavi6

ajeffares wrote: »

As a wise fisherman once said: its not how deep you go, its how you wiggle your worm:D

Did that fisherman have a small cock too?

delija_sever029

May i ask for some attention please,noob of the year speaking,thank you:cool::p

Ok i just saw i won some damn award and i wont to say thanks to all of you coz this is one of 2 places i am posting mostly on,so i supose there werent alliens who voted for me but all of you dudes.I know i made a few sh!tes when i came on boards and some of you probably remember that,i know sometimes i overreact with joking and everything so some people kinda dont like me but i can confirm theres noone around i ever had intention to attack or offend,its just me and my style and i will try to correct some things that can bother.

So take care everyone and hope to keep posting with ya in least next 20 years:D


P.S:I am nutcase i know:pac:

Frisbee

Evening lads, woke up in an absolute jockcer this morning and been drinking since two.
Not looknig fordward to work tomo at all at all...

Xavi6

Monday morning and I'm off to the beach for some body boarding. Epic!

Frisbee

I GuanYin wrote: »

Monday morning and I'm off to the beach for some body boarding. Epic!

I hate you

GuanYin

delija_sever029 wrote: »

Ok i just saw i won some damn award and i wont to say thanks to all of you coz this is one of 2 places i am posting mostly on,so i supose there werent alliens who voted for me but all of you dudes.

Pfffft

Who do you think nominated you to begin with?

GuanYin

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Is OR banned?

Another brother fallen.

No, apparently one of your gods was born around now so I'm no allowed ban (that was his argument anyway, it prob won't work a second time).

Also, you're not supposed to/allowed discuss bans in this thread.

Smegball

Isn't Christmas drinking the best

Xavi6

Frisbee wrote: »

I hate you

Lol well you'll be glad to know that the swell wasn't too impressive. Still caught some good waves though.

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Morning folks.

ShiverinEskimo

Morning all. May these next few days pass quickly and without incident.

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Three sleeps to Santy!!!!

Mornin lads, works a snoozefest today. Swollen glands are my punishment for another weekend of excess. No 2 day hangover thank God!!


Good weekend?! Any craic?!

Xavi6

Work? Hate that

Just found out that after tomorrow I'm off until January 5th!! For all my bosses cunting ways, that is pretty fckin sound!! Delighted!! :pac:

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BOOYA

Gelio

Des wrote: »

BOOYA

Congrats

delija_sever029

GuanYin wrote: »

Pfffft

Who do you think nominated you to begin with?

Xavi?:eek:

:P

eZe^

I know it's a little on topic, but it's a good time for us European clubs to start raiding some EPL teams of players in the transfer window because of how strong the euro is. :pac: The only thing I've seen get cheaper is video games, not that I'm complaining.....

~Rebel~

afternoon folks. was expecting the run up to christmas to be quiet enough here, how wrong i was! On calls non stop all day so far.

everyone's weekend decent? did shag all myself bar get some shopping done and went for dinner saturday.

Oh, and Bought A Car!

So, for the moment, i've joined up to the GuanYin school of thought - owning 2 cars! (admittedly one of them cause i haven't managed to shift it yet...)

this is my new baby anyway (not this one exactly, but almost identical, different alloys)

Mr Alan

anyone else noticing a serious amount of tits being on this site lately?

or am i just getting grumpy in my old age

(and des, dont use my join date in a witty retort!)

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Mr Alan wrote: »

anyone else noticing a serious amount of tits being on this site lately?

tits were banned form this thread, afaik.

Mr Alan wrote: »

or am i just getting grumpy in my old age

This too

Mr Alan wrote: »

(and des, dont use my join date in a witty retort!)

er, what?

John Mason

afternoon all

Gelio

Where is everyone?

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~Rebel~ wrote: »

On calls non stop all day so far.

Me too

ajeffares wrote: »

Where is everyone?

Busy!