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We all have shows that we hate but what about characters that annoy us so much we need to believe they are real just so we could send them to the darkest recesses of hell. I certainly have a few but here are my top three telly terrors.

1. Lisa Simpson: the biggest know it all of all time. She'd even have the audacity to question Stephen Fry. My suggestion is to take a hammer to her.

2. That thing that looks like a cross between a well worn shoe and a rice crispie from Sex and the City. Carrie i believe it is! Oh how i've been forced to watch your winey face on my evenings off.

3. And the winner is the single most annoying, punch worthy, ball breaker ever to grace God's green earth is Carla from Scrubs. Her need to be right makes everyone wish they were dead.

Is it the great writing that makes them characters that are reacted to? i don't know but if i was a black guy with diabetes and she was a Dominican nurse then i'd watch out.

KnifeWRENCH

Jack from Lost.

I actually stopped watching the entire show because I detested that character. He was bossy, whiney, patronising and basically a complete bastard, yet everyone on the island revered him like the world's greatest hero.

Also, the main character from Grey's Anatomy, because the actress who plays her is terrible.

Dudess

Most of the females on Grey's Anatomy, with their "kookiness", are irritating as fuk.

BroomBurner

Oh, anyone that's made out to be "kookie" annoys the hell out of me.

• Carrie (SaTC) would be the number one figure of hate.
• The wife on My Family.
• Oh and while not technically characters, the Eggheads from the quiz of the same name. There's one creepy guy on that, loves to answer each question by explaining how he knows the answer.

phasers

Everybody mentioned + those bints on xpose

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Noel Edmonds :mad: and every single person who has ever featured on one of his shows.

Bébhinn91

1: Sara Sidle from CSI:Crime Scene Investigation. God she just wrecks my head:) 2: The entire shower of characters from CSI:Miami. Between them they could'nt act their way out of a paper bag! 3: Martha from Doctor Who OMG soooo annoying:)

irishcsifan

Spencer from the hills. he's got a face you'd love to punch. i would rip hes f**king head off

Aidric

This twat would get a proper bashing off me.

Pigman II

Haha forgot about that little gimp. Wonder what he's up to these days? Probably getting surgery for his jutjaw.

Holsten

Haha totally with you on Lisa Simpson.. she cost her family 250 million!

The entire cast of Sex and the City.

The entire "Cast" of The Hills.

Claire from Heroes.

Royal Seahawk

Deacon's wife from The King Of Queens. What a c**t. Niles from Frasier too. And everyone in Everybody Loves Raymond. Actually, i should just stop watching Paramount.....

amacachi

Aidric wrote: »

This twat would get a proper bashing off me.

Just when everyone should've forgotten about him, ya hadda bring him back!

Royal Seahawk wrote: »

Deacon's wife from The King Of Queens. What a c**t. Niles from Frasier too. And everyone in Everybody Loves Raymond. Actually, i should just stop watching Paramount.....

Sometimes looking within oneself is the easiest answer :P

BroomBurner

BroomBurner wrote: »

[*]Oh and while not technically characters, the Eggheads from the quiz of the same name. There's one creepy guy on that, loves to answer each question by explaining how he knows the answer.
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Oh my god I HATE this f*cker.

Mr.Nice Guy

Let's see, the four main characters from Will and Grace would do nicely. Preferably via being driven off a cliff so we could hear the really gay one and the loud bitch screaming all the way down.

Monica and Chandler from Friends. And Joey. And Phoebe. I'll spare Ross. Just. Rachel too only because she's hot.

Parkman from Heroes. What good does he do besides looking permanently bewildered?

Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I always hated this character. Oz ruled the earth and this girl had NO personality. Useless. I think even Buffy hated her.

Conor from Angel. I always disliked this character. I'm tempted to say Cordelia too as I hated her character later on in the series but she wasn't that annoying in earlier.

Homer Simpson. Controversial? Maybe, but in recent seasons he has become too f*cking annoying. A whiny, irritating embarrassment of a character. I think I'd let Randy Marsh from South Park do the honours. It would be a fitting passing of the torch I reckon.

Aidric

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Oh my god I HATE this f*cker.

Is it this guy on the right?

Dennis the Stone

Jesus, lucky for them they have brains..

The guy on the right failed the Last of the Summer Wine audition

Pigman II

The one who freaks me out the most is the guy 2nd from the right.

I can imagine him going home to his blow-up doll at the end of a long days eggheading and taking out his frustrations on her in the most awful ways.

J-blk

Claire from "Heroes" is definitely on the top of my list...

Every single character from the new "Knight Rider" series (including the car)...

ziedth

I could actually List 20 But my top 5:

1: Lisa from the Simpsons (For all the reasons said by the OP)
2: Claire from Heroes: (My god young-one yes your deadly but learn to act)
3: Carrie Sex and the City (I could name all 4 but i'd take her down first)
4: Meridith Grey's Anatomy ( Whiney/Annoying/Not deadly/Cant Act)
5: Mrs Buket Keeping up apperaences ( TBF suppose to annoy you but I still hate her)

"Reality" Poeple top 5 (Not in any Order)

1: Sharon Osborne (So fake on camera its mind boggeling noone calls her on it)
2; Jermey Kyle (Say no more really)
3: Ya Man Fron Egg heads as mentioned who explains everything
4: Everyone who's appeared on Deal or no deal
5: I'd have to go with Oprah (For the same reason as Sharon Osborne)

Degsy

The Seoige sisters,especially the one with the crooked mouth who looks like she's had a stroke.

KnifeWRENCH

Aidric wrote: »

This twat would get a proper bashing off me.

Pardon my ignorance, but who is he?

Degsy

square_igloo wrote: »

Pardon my ignorance, but who is he?

he's yer man from Dundalk who participated(unwisely) in My Super Sweet 16.
Arguably one of the most obnoxious and ugly stars EVAR!

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square_igloo wrote: »

Pardon my ignorance, but who is he?

yeah he was on an Irish episode of my super sweet sixteen. i remember him telling the lad in the suit shop he wanted a blue suit. hilarious.

can't believe i forgot about Meredith Grey!

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Pigman II wrote: »

The one who freaks me out the most is the guy 2nd from the right.

I can imagine him going home to his blow-up doll at the end of a long days eggheading and taking out his frustrations on her in the most awful ways.

thats Kevin i think. the brain of britain yet he doesn't look like a pig wearing a hat (on the far left)

Nerin

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

Let's see, the four main characters from Will and Grace would do nicely. Preferably via being driven off a cliff so we could hear the really gay one and the loud bitch screaming all the way down.

Monica and Chandler from Friends. And Joey. And Phoebe. I'll spare Ross. Just. Rachel too only because she's hot.

Parkman from Heroes. What good does he do besides looking permanently bewildered?

Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I always hated this character. Oz ruled the earth and this girl had NO personality. Useless. I think even Buffy hated her.

Conor from Angel. I always disliked this character. I'm tempted to say Cordelia too as I hated her character later on in the series but she wasn't that annoying in earlier.

Homer Simpson. Controversial? Maybe, but in recent seasons he has become too f*cking annoying. A whiny, irritating embarrassment of a character. I think I'd let Randy Marsh from South Park do the honours. It would be a fitting passing of the torch I reckon.

.... Just no.



Wait,yes to the will and grace cast. No to everything else.

amacachi

Nerin wrote: »

.... Just no.



Wait,yes to the will and grace cast. No to everything else.

Why? Because Homer has been funny in the last 10-12 years?

Nerin

amacachi wrote: »

Why? Because Homer has been funny in the last 10-12 years?

I liked the tara character even though i was a big oz fan. Thought connor was cool,but the character was kinda wasted. Homer is a tricky one,torn whether to stick by him or feed him to the cats

amacachi

Nerin wrote: »

I liked the tara character even though i was a big oz fan. Thought connor was cool,but the character was kinda wasted. Homer is a tricky one,torn whether to stick by him or feed him to the cats

10 years of not being in any way entertaining is enough in my opinion.

KnifeWRENCH

Degsy wrote: »

he's yer man from Dundalk who participated(unwisely) in My Super Sweet 16.
Arguably one of the most obnoxious and ugly stars EVAR!

Ah yes, I read the thread about him.
I don't have MTV so alas could not watch it. I did see the link to his Bebo page though!

Nerin

amacachi wrote: »

10 years of not being in any way entertaining is enough in my opinion.

Its hit or miss for me,hence i'm on the fence. Ooh rhymes