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    #272
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Actually Jill would get my vote on the basis of her gender. AH is such a boys' club, an injection of oestrogen would do no harm, no harm at all... *











    *Jill, the post does involve giving an abundance of sexual favours I'm afraid... :(


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    #273
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Dudess wrote: »
    Actually Jill would get my vote on the basis of her gender.

    So the Palin strategy is working...

    Dudess, vote for me and I promise, I'll inject so much oestrogen into the boy's club, they'll all start spontaneously projectile lactating.

    Boy mods, disregard the previous sentence.


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    #274
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,368 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Pick me. I've spent the last year researching the position by getting bans on various fora


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    #275
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Dudess wrote: »
    *Jill, the post does involve giving an abundance of sexual favours I'm afraid... :(

    Dang. If I'd known that I wouldn't have given her my vote so cheaply.


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    #276
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Hold on, were actually voting? I thought a thread crops up and everybody makes a prat of themselves while in the background Julep agrees to come back to modding one last time. The we all get pissed off and riot boards style by typing really hard on our keyboards.


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    #277
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Hold on, were actually voting? I thought a thread crops up and everybody makes a prat of themselves while in the background Julep agrees to come back to modding one last time. The we all get pissed off and riot boards style by typing really hard on our keyboards.

    Yes. We have no real power to influence the result one way or the other. Just like a real election.


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    #278
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    I vote for Monty - the one and only. Failing that, kiera, javaboy or squigloo would be good.


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    #279
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Vote for me.
    I have no experience or interest in the job, i will recklessly abuse my power, answer to nobody and blame the mod that i'm replacing should i get called on it.
    I actively hate you all and have no problems in doing terrible things under the guise of 'necessary measures'.


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    #280
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Vote for me.
    I have no experience or interest in the job, i will recklessly abuse my power, answer to nobody and blame the mod that i'm replacing should i get called on it.
    I actively hate you all and have no problems in doing terrible things under the guise of 'necessary measures'.
    Another me? No thanks.


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    #281
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    If five people mod the forum then one person(because of group dynamics) will automaticly become the b*tch. Question is, if the new mod will assume the bent over position or will they try to shake things up a little?


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    #282
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Karoma wrote: »
    Another me? No thanks.

    You have a interest. Your eyes light up every time Dudess bends over.


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    #283
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Your eyes light up every time Dudess bends over.

    Who's don't tbh.


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    #284
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOXXXX!!!!!!!


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    #285
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    If five people mod the forum then one person(because of group dynamics) will automaticly become the b*tch. Question is, if the new mod will assume the bent over position or will they try to shake things up a little?

    It two people mod the forum, one will automatically become the bitch... Because there's always one...!


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    #286
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I'll do it.











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    I have the experience necessary to handle out of control wierdos

    Yes. I accept the appointment.


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    #287
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i think the relative chances of snyper.. that is i, becoming a moderator on boards is quite eloquently summed up by WhiteWashman a while back when he said.. "over my dead body"

    That being said, i shall still ignorantly grasp at straws.


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    #288
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    I say we find whatever cardboard box that lazers pew pew is languishing in and hoist him on our shoulders as our new AH mod


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    #289
    Pol Pot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭Pol Pot


    pol pot has a well documented history of making people tow the party line and disciplining those that step out of line.

    Vote Pol Pot


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    #290
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    i wouldnt mind givin it a shot but not really known in here
    dealt with one of the biggest muppets on a different forum and im still here :pac:
    *glares*


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    #291
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Considering the last "election" held here I would like to officially put my name in for this. Let it be know that I will go for moderator not for the duties and recognition but purely for spite.
    AC is already a mod so he cant cheat me out of this like he did for President *shakes fist*

    If I do get to be a mod I will promise 1 thing


    FREE HAT


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    #292
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Dudess wrote: »
    Actually Jill would get my vote on the basis of her gender. AH is such a boys' club, an injection of oestrogen would do no harm, no harm at all.

    What about Kiera? Calling her a man are we?


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    #293
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Considering the last "election" held here I would like to officially put my name in for this. Let it be know that I will go for moderator not for the duties and recognition but purely for spite.
    AC is already a mod so he cant cheat me out of this like he did for President *shakes fist*

    If I do get to be a mod I will promise 1 thing


    FREE HAT

    Would that be a free hat for everyone, or just one free hat to be shared among us all?


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    #294
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Would that be a free hat for everyone, or just one free hat to be shared among us all?

    Sloppy 75000 thousandths? :(


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    #295
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Kiera wrote: »
    Hmmmm! Is this why you voted for me? I hold my hands up. I am all of the above!

    well if that is the case Kiera gets my vote too. Plus when she is laying down the law you can imagine it's her great boobs pushing you down..., or is that just me?


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    #296
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dudess wrote: »
    Actually Jill would get my vote on the basis of her gender. AH is such a boys' club, an injection of oestrogen would do no harm, no harm at all... *




    *Jill, the post does involve giving an abundance of sexual favours I'm afraid... :(
    Sandra Loud Mop wrote: »
    What about Kiera? Calling her a man are we?
    Yes, Dudess? What you trying to say?

    /scratches herself and flicks snot.


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    #297
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Would that be a free hat for everyone, or just one free hat to be shared among us all?
    He just plans to blow the years budget on free hats, not that he knows what a budget is. Hats are never free somebody has to pay for them. But in the interest of anarchy Turd gets my vote.


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    #298
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Would that be a free hat for everyone, or just one free hat to be shared among us all?


    Neither, I want to free Hat McCullough who was wrongly convicted of murdering 23 babies in what was actually self defence. I believe being AH mod will give me the support to get this done.

    As for getting a female influence in here I do kinda look like a chick and I would dress up as one for any Boards.ie functions also.


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    #299
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    i only tend to post when i'm after coming home from the pub and drunk or else im in work and bored off my tits. eitherway boards then has my full attention.

    that and i have no chance of getting it so i may as well throw the name in the hat.

    also im not from cork, and don't smoke. and i couldn't really care. does that count?


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    #300
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    give it to 6rd, he's already fapping at the prospect


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    #301
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Neither, I want to free Hat McCullough who was wrongly convicted of murdering 23 babies in what was actually self defence. I believe being AH mod will give me the support to get this done.

    As for getting a female influence in here I do kinda look like a chick and I would dress up as one for any Boards.ie functions also.
    I got it.

    I get South Park references.


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