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New fascist mod required. Apply within.

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    #302
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I'm a self-aggrandising opinionated cnut, give it to me. I'm also NOT from Cork.

    And for a party trick I can fart Beethoven's Wind Sextet in E Flat.


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    #303
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Terry wrote: »
    I got it.

    I get South Park references.
    That''s right, buddy.


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    #304
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bring back Rb-ie!


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    #305
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    they use to call me fat**** the fascist in school :(

    so obviously i am suited to be fat**** the fascist mod of after hours :D


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    #306
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I want to be a mod

    Then i can spend all day on boards

    ****... i do that already :D


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    #307
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Terry wrote: »
    I got it.

    I get South Park references.
    No free hat? :(


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    #308
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,222 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Anyone who can move my Dublin threads will do.


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    #309
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Neither, I want to free Hat McCullough who was wrongly convicted of murdering 23 babies in what was actually self defence. I believe being AH mod will give me the support to get this done.

    As for getting a female influence in here I do kinda look like a chick and I would dress up as one for any Boards.ie functions also.

    Oh.

    I wanted a free hat. :(


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    #310
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Oh.

    I wanted a free hat. :(


    Here you go


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    #311
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,681 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    So After Hours is looking for a new mod eh? Well I don't frequent here as much as I should, but I'm told that the AH regulars are made up by the scum of society that need a stern moderator to take them in hand.

    Back when Monty really was the one and only, AH's members posted with fear of recriminations. I would like a return to these days of old where users felt privileged to be here in the first place and would bring back the abusive regime that once existed.

    I see as well that certain AH regulars think they are above the law and float certain rules as they see fit. A zero tolerance policy would apply to these individuals.

    If successful, I wish to be addressed as the following: His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal delly, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.


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    #312
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    V!alli wrote: »
    I'll do it, I'm fantastic.

    V for Vialli!


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    #313
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    My vote is for V!alli. I don't know who he is, or where he's from, or what his policies are but I fear that I will be tortured if I don't vote for him.

    Him or square_igloo, who couldn't beat me up. :p


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    #314
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Dr Bollocko

    I nominate him because while he is not a doctor he will give you a thorough examination. And a prescription for what ails you.

    And he's a sound bloke too!


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    #315
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    Fine then. I'll rob somebody else's.

    Change! Hope! Basketball!


    Don't mention shíte or I'll sue


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    #316
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Personally I would ban everybody who hates the English........

    It could get awfully quiet :eek: :D


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    #317
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,855 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Don't mention shíte or I'll sue

    siteban imo


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    #318
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    javaboy in my opinion


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    #319
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Here you go
    It's lovely.
    Unfortunately, I don't think I can wear it - it's a bit more virtual than I normally go for. Sorry if I'm being too picky, but I tend to prefer actual real hats, rather than internet ones.
    janeybabe wrote: »
    My vote is for V!alli. I don't know who he is, or where he's from, or what his policies are but I fear that I will be tortured if I don't vote for him.

    Him or square_igloo, who couldn't beat me up. :p

    Why you gotta be a ballbuster?
    Just for that, you're on my banning shortlist. :mad:


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    #320
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Why you gotta be a ballbuster?
    Just for that, you're on my banning shortlist. :mad:

    No no no silly! It's a compliment! As in you couldn't beat me up because you are too nice! But also badass enough to be AH mod

    (stop digging janeybabe, stop digging!)

    I actually think you'd make a great mod!


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    #321
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Karoma wrote: »
    As you have broken the will of yet another moderator, we require another.

    If you are interested in moderating After Hours (and sub-fora), please post in this thread saying so. Rhymes optional, but preferred.

    We will give the posters with considerable amounts of Thanks some consideration considering they were considered by other posters to be worthy of the thanks.

    Surely unfair on the posters who have posted from pages 2 up to the most recent post? Nobody shall read anything in between the first and the last page in a thread 3 or more pages long


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    #322
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    janeybabe wrote: »
    No no no silly! It's a compliment! As in you couldn't beat me up because you are too nice! But also badass enough to be AH mod

    (stop digging janeybabe, stop digging!)

    I actually think you'd make a great mod!

    Aw, why thank you. :o

    In that case, I was only joking about the banlist! Here's what I actually wrote:

    "I REALLY LIKE TONY JANEYBABE."


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    #323
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Aw, why thank you. :o

    In that case, I was only joking about the banlist! Here's what I actually wrote:

    "I REALLY LIKE TONY JANEYBABE."

    And you used my favourite line from a tv show ever!

    Stop voting lads, we've found a winner!


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    #324
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Aw, why thank you. :o

    In that case, I was only joking about the banlist! Here's what I actually wrote:

    "I REALLY LIKE TONY JANEYBABE."
    janeybabe wrote: »
    And you used my favourite line from a tv show ever!

    Stop voting lads, we've found a winner!


    Get a room :rolleyes:


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    #325
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Bubbles!

    /thread


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    #326
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    BrightEyes wrote: »
    Surely unfair on the posters who have posted from pages 2 up to the most recent post? Nobody shall read anything in between the first and the last page in a thread 3 or more pages long

    l do.;)
    l always read the whole thread before l post , so l am not posting something already there.

    * so l don't feel stupid *.


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    #327
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Get a room :rolleyes:

    Quiet you! I have yet to forgive you for the lack of free hats in this thread.


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    #328
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Quiet you! I have yet to forgive you for the lack of free hats in this thread.


    How bout lolcats then?


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    #329
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    biko wrote: »
    Anyone who can move my Dublin threads will do.
    In honour of his 10k posts make biko chief Dub thread mover of AH. \o/


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    #330
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    I'd love to apply and all, but seeing as how my dictatorship nationstate has been re-classified "democratic socialist" , i'm obviously not dictator enough for AH :D
    (i could improve by banning half the posters though...>.> )


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    #331
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    [/Throws hat in]

    I'm a snarky f/cker with a massive ego. Nobody like me either. Isn't that what we want in an AH mod?


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