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    #362
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Shmuck wrote: »
    -Allow boardsie's to insult anyone for anything, you won't even need to have a reason to insult someone, just as long as the insults aren't overboard. The internet is no place for fragile souls who have a breakdown because some anonymous poster called them a ****.

    -Allow threads about any topic in afterhours as long as it's something that a lot of people will be interested in reading, and which they wouldn't otherwise see as the forum it should of been in doesn't have a lot of traffic.

    -All threads will be left open unless a serious offense has been committed in the thread by a poster, such as a death threat. Otherwise threads will always be kept open and will not be deleted or locked. Its not my job to lock a thread just because I don't agree with what is being said in it.

    I think you're looking for Thunderdome.
    Its that way ====>


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    #363
    Shmuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Shmuck


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I think you're looking for Thunderdome.
    Its that way ====>

    nah you can only insult someone there if they post in that forum


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    #364
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    We tried that once about a year or so ago.
    We ended up with some loon ranting about that David Icke guy and lizard people for about 50 pages.

    And that thread and the loons involved were brilliant. Self moderation it is.


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    #365
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    How about a song instead?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yyat6pRxys


    Go Johnny 5!


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    #366
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    dr.bollocko wrote: »

    What I am most interested in, as an aside, is why this particular modship is seen as such a poison chalice?

    Yeah, I wonder that too. It must be awful altogether if 6th isn't begging for it :D


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    #367
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    J.Fritzl and After Hours has a good ring to it :P


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    #368
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    if I'm made mod I will permaban anyone who can't tell the difference between you're and your


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    #369
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    MooseJam wrote: »
    if I'm made mod I will permaban anyone who can't tell the difference between you're and your
    Your kidding.


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    #370
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    stepbar wrote: »
    O no not another 26 pages of "I want to be a mod" *sigh*

    Seriously folks....

    Indeed.

    This culture of moderation obsession, post whoring and virtual one upmanship (aka e-penii) is bizarre.

    On most other sites, nobody knows (or gives a damn) who the mods are.

    Still, it's where boards is at now, and one more reason why, in some ways and among some quarters, it's well on the way to disappearing up its own fundamentals.

    Rest assured that despite some consideration being given to the amount of thanks some people get (and I have no reason to doubt Herr K on this) far more weight will be given to what the incumbents have to say.

    Nothing wrong with that-but it makes such a rush for the last Rolo a little pointless...


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    #371
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    MooseJam wrote: »
    if I'm made mod I will permaban anyone who can't tell the difference between you're and your

    Add in anyone who can't tell the difference between been/being and queue/cue, and you get my vote


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    #372
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    MooseJam wrote: »
    if I'm made mod I will permaban anyone who can't tell the difference between you're and your

    How about knee-capping anyone using text speak? (Shudder......)


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    #373
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Rest assured that despite some consideration being given to the amount of thanks some people get (and I have no reason to doubt Herr K on this) far more weight will be given to what the incumbents have to say.

    Nothing wrong with that-but it makes such a rush for the last Rolo a little pointless...

    I doubt many (if any) actually believe anything they say in this thread, whether it's a poem or not, will matter a jot as to whether they are even considered. The biggest gobshite, shit-stirrer on boards could post a load of funny jokes and still wouldn't get considered. It's basically a toss your name in the hat except we can have a bit of fun as well.


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    #374
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    javaboy wrote: »
    The people have spoken.

    /throws hat firmly into ring

    Noooooo!!!! Please don't do it! What will happen if the joy you bring to AH turns into the disillusioned sweaty narcoleptic insomniac constantly drunk surlyness that is the typical AH mod?????* What will we do then?














    *Dudess included dammit!


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    #375
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I doubt many (if any) actually believe anything they say in this thread, whether it's a poem or not, will matter a jot as to whether they are even considered. The biggest gobshite, shit-stirrer on boards could post a load of funny jokes and still wouldn't get considered. It's basically a toss your name in the hat except we can have a bit of fun as well.

    That's my reading of it, but some are taking it rather to heart, and seriously :)

    Anyway, the gigs mine, right?


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    #376
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    That's my reading of it, but some are taking it rather to heart, and seriously :)

    And as soon as they read my post, their hearts will break and their spirits crushed. We'll then have a new wave of super-trolls for the new mod to deal with. It's the after hours way.
    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Anyway, the gigs mine, right?

    That's what the New World Order and the lizard people say.


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    #377
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    RoundyMooney wrote: »

    Anyway, the gigs mine, right?
    and thar she blows.




    A vote for Zuroph will put more money in your pockets this christmas*
    http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/zuroph/me100dollarxmas.png






    *Money may not be redeemable anywhere.


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    #378
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Noooooo!!!! Please don't do it! What will happen if the joy you bring to AH turns into the disillusioned sweaty narcoleptic insomniac constantly drunk surlyness that is the typical AH mod?????* What will we do then?














    *Dudess included dammit!
    I resent that.
    I'm the only surly drunk here.


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    #379
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    I'll give my support to javaboy too. I tend to agree with most of his posts.

    Though I do reserve the right to flip flop on my decision if it looks obvious that someone else is going to win in order to gain some brown nosing points. I hope you understand.


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    #380
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That's what the New World Order and the lizard people say.

    Shhh., we haven't gone public on the kappa yet.


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    #381
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That's what the New World Order and the lizard people say.

    But what about my AH birth mark?
    I though I was the chosen one?


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    #382
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Shhh., we haven't gone public on the kappa yet.

    Oh please. RTDH has been on to you and your lizard people shenanigans for years.


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    #383
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    javaboy wrote: »
    Oh please. RTDH has been on to you and your lizard people shenanigans for years.

    Two words, jb. Plausible deniability.

    Oh, you have PM.


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    #384
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    Two words, jb. Plausible deniability.

    Oh, you have PM.

    This is incredibly exciting stuff to the casual observer.:pac:


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    #385
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    But what about my AH birth mark?
    I though I was the chosen one?

    Were you not supposed to keep it under your hat...


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    #386
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    But what about my AH birth mark?
    I though I was the chosen one?

    Oh, that birthmark means that you are chosen not to be the one. Sorry for any confusion.


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    #387
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Anna
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA_W18Xdx9o


    Or failing that, a fat black female satanist who doesnt know how to signal on roundabouts.


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    #388
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    :eek:
    The real reason people want to become a mod!

    Access to free sex!
    :eek:

    (I almost feel like RTTH if only I could link it to big brother...)


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    #389
    samhail
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    dont pick me ! im a bad choise. i would have deleted this thread for spamming after the 2nd or 3rd post !


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    #390
    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Hmm I dunno, you all have lovely bottoms.


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    #391
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Pick a random mod every week.


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