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    #482
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    ec18 wrote: »
    But I'm very close to 1000 :P

    Start deleting his posts people.


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    #483
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    *puts up hand halfway*

    For the lulz sure.


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    #484
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Right, I'm gonna nominate dr.bollocko for the following reasons:

    - He's not from Cork
    - He's not from Galway
    - He's not from Limerick
    - He's not from Dublin
    - He's not from Cavan
    - He's certainly not from Cork
    - He's had the same avatar forever, which demonstrates style and consistency
    - He would be certain to ban people willy nilly for reasons that are not necessarily fair but are always hilarious and lets face it, in AH hilarity is always more important (like the time Terry banned someone for mentioning M**B****)
    - He hates Romanians, taxi drivers, Mary Harney and Irish begrudgery equally
    - On a loney planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, he is the only one truly left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a tenner.


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    #485
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    cornbb wrote: »
    Right, I'm gonna nominate dr.bollocko for the following reasons:

    - He's not from Cork
    - He's not from Galway
    - He's not from Limerick
    - He's not from Dublin
    - He's not from Cavan
    - He's certainly not from Cork
    - He's had the same avatar forever, which demonstrates style and consistency
    - He would be certain to ban people willy nilly for reasons for that are not necessarily fair but are always hilarious and lets face it, in AH hilarity is always more important (like the time Terry banned someone for mentioning M**B****)
    - He hates Romanians, taxi drivers, Mary Harney and Irish begrudgery equally
    - On a loney planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, he is the only one truly left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a tenner.


    All good reasons cornbb, but note the good doc is not from Cork

    Seriously, though, I think he needs to express a willingness to take on the job to be considered.


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    #486
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    All good reasons cornbb, but note the good doc is not from Cork

    Seriously, though, I think he needs to express a willingness to take on the job to be considered.

    Yeah I really wouldn't recommend doing that :o I mean the AH mods do a great job but its a big workload, a bit of a vocation really.


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    #487
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    cornbb wrote: »
    Yeah I really wouldn't recommend doing that :o I mean the AH mods do a great job but its a big workload, a bit of a vocation really.

    I'd do it but I don't know if I can give the time needed to do it right. I mean Mordeth was a workhorse. We'll all miss that lad.


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    #488
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'd do it but I don't know if I can give the time needed to do it right. I mean Mordeth was a workhorse. We'll all miss that lad.

    I agree, Mordeth for AH mod!


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    #489
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    oeb wrote: »
    I wrote a Haiku about mods

    mod mod mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod mod mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod mod mod

    OK I think oeb is trying to tell us something. I'm sure there's a hidden message in there somewhere.....I just can't quite figure it out.


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    #490
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    mod mod mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod nob mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod mod mod


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    #491
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    6th, you genius! It's all so much clearer now.


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    #492
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    6th wrote: »
    mod mod mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod nob mod mod mod /
    mod mod mod mod mod


    That is clearly a derivative work of my intellectual copyright I demand you remove it or pay me some monies.


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    #493
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I see no similarities.


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    #494
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    6th wrote: »
    I see no similarities.

    You will be hearing from my legal team (Which may or may not consist of joe, the mental guy who begs in the square and spends all day running around saying "PEW PEW PEW").

    Actually Joe is homeless and has no internets. So you probably won't be hearing from him. Foiled again!


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    #495
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    make ME a mod. For the lulz.

    *let's see whether this wording for some election campaign for Epic Fail Guy will work for me.


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    #496
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    cornbb wrote: »
    Right, I'm gonna nominate dr.bollocko for the following reasons:

    - He's not from Cork
    - He's not from Galway
    - He's not from Limerick
    - He's not from Dublin
    - He's not from Cavan
    - He's certainly not from Cork
    - He's had the same avatar forever, which demonstrates style and consistency
    - He would be certain to ban people willy nilly for reasons for that are not necessarily fair but are always hilarious and lets face it, in AH hilarity is always more important (like the time Terry banned someone for mentioning M**B****)
    - He hates Romanians, taxi drivers, Mary Harney and Irish begrudgery equally
    - On a loney planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, he is the only one truly left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a tenner.


    All fair points but his recent posts in this thread seem to indicate that he is unhinged, maybe delusional and possibly has a death wish.


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    #497
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    oeb wrote: »
    That is clearly a derivative work of my intellectual copyright I demand you remove it or pay me some monies.

    I'd like to refer you to my poem on Page 16 where you simply replaced BOOM with Mod.

    Therefore I require royalties from you and 6th.

    ShooterSF wrote: »
    As its AH all Id ask is that any future mod needs a good sense of humour and needs to truthfully be able to answer the following question yes:

    Do you find albino midget porn funny while also slightly strangely erotic?

    Also if I were a contender this would be my poem:

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    BOOM
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

    Thank you.


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    #498
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    All fair points but his recent posts in this thread seem to indicate that he is unhinged, maybe delusional and possibly has a death wish.

    A perfect replacement for Mordeth.


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    #499
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    I'd like to refer you to my poem on Page 16 where you simply replaced BOOM with Mod.

    Therefore I require royalties from you and 6th.

    Your is mearly a poem, mine is a fine haiku. Also, I think it will be clear to the jury, that boom does not infact rhyme with mod. And as any law student can no doubt tell you, if it does not rhyme, it is not infringement! (Joe told me this, well, he said "PEW PEW PEW", but that's what he ment)


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    #500
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    All fair points but his recent posts in this thread seem to indicate that he is unhinged, maybe delusional and possibly has a death wish.

    So he is, nicely observed. I'll add those to his list of qualifications then! :pac:


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    #501
    ec18
    Registered Users Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭ec18


    ne ne ne ne ne mod
    mod mod mod


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    #502
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    oeb wrote: »
    Your is mearly a poem, mine is a fine haiku. Also, I think it will be clear to the jury, that boom does not infact rhyme with mod. And as any law student can no doubt tell you, if it does not rhyme, it is not infringement! (Joe told me this, well, he said "PEW PEW PEW", but that's what he ment)

    I concede the haiku point and that obviously they have to rhyme for there to be an infringement ( I do understand basic law) but I put it to you kind sir that BOOM and Mod DO ryhme and that you are pronouncing them wrong due to an inefficient accent.


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    #503
    oeb
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    I concede the haiku point and that obviously they have to rhyme for there to be an infringement ( I do understand basic law) but I put it to you kind sir that BOOM and Mod DO ryhme and that you are pronouncing them wrong due to an inefficient accent.

    I only speak culchie.


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    #504
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    All fair points but his recent posts in this thread seem to indicate that he is unhinged, maybe delusional and possibly has a death wish.

    Finally someone cares enough to glimpse the real me. This could be the end of my boards career as we know it.
    to PI or not to PI?


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    #505
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Bollocko for pope!


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    #506
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I vote for kiera only because she has boobs and not moobs.

    Now if rb came back i'd vote for him just to see the people who hate him go off on one


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    #507
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    oeb wrote: »
    I only speak culchie.

    Ah see that's your problem. You need atleast an elementary understanding of the accent known as "Rhyming Culchie" I suggest you read up on it and come back then. Until then I'll accept Western Union transfers for my royalties.


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    #508
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    just got my PM, Thank you AH mods!!!! :D:D:D


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    #509
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    zuroph wrote: »
    just got my PM, Thank you AH mods!!!! :D:D:D

    You're welcome.
    Oh ****. Did I give it away too soon?


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    #510
    big b
    Registered Users Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    If the good Dr B is up for it, he'd get my vote. Even though he sometimes forgets stuff ;)

    In unrelated news, if rb was in, I wouldn't "go off on one".

    I'd just go.

    fwiw


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    #511
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    big b wrote: »
    If the good Dr B is up for it, he'd get my vote. Even though he sometimes forgets stuff ;)

    In unrelated news, if rb was in, I wouldn't "go off on one".

    I'd just go.

    fwiw

    YEARGH!
    I just re-frigging-membered that! Shoulda PM'd me!!!!


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