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Agent Smith · 26-11-2008 4:34am

Vote Vialli!

HE IS FANTASTIC!

Overheal · 26-11-2008 4:35am

And see if I were a mod already I could just tell you all to get back on topic and it would like BAM. Done. *whipcrack*

randylonghorn · 26-11-2008 4:42am

hot2def wrote: »

all boll0x aside, i went straight there - and discovered I understood the sigs and jokes. that isn't a good sign, is it?

No, Ross, it really isn't!

Overheal wrote: »

BAM. Done. *whipcrack*

Sounds like your sex-life, tbh!

Agent Smith · 26-11-2008 4:43am

Overheal wrote: »

And see if I were a mod already I could just tell you all to get back on topic and it would like BAM. Done. *whipcrack*

I will dontate 20 euro (overheal, thats money thats actually worth something :pac:) to the Santa Strike Force for this man Not to be made mod.

R0ot · 26-11-2008 4:44am

Agent Smith wrote: »

I will dontate 20 euro (overheal, thats money thats actually worth something :pac:) to the Santa Strike Force for this man Not to be made mod.

I would also like to pledge €10

Overheal · 26-11-2008 4:46am

so im already hated.

perfect. every mod needs a feedback thread or five.

jill_valentine · 26-11-2008 4:49am

Jill_Valentine opposes this kind of unscrupulous fundraising.

I believe in Jill_Valentine!

R0ot · 26-11-2008 4:51am

Overheal wrote: »

so im already hated.

perfect. every mod needs a feedback thread or five.

More loathed than hate and no, just no.

Agent Smith · 26-11-2008 4:58am

jill_valentine wrote: »

Jill_Valentine opposes this kind of unscrupulous fundraising.

I believe in Jill_Valentine!

Jill Valentine hates sick kids if that's the case.
:mad:

jill_valentine · 26-11-2008 5:00am

Agent Smith wrote: »

Jill Valentine hates sick kids if that's the case.
:mad:

Making Jill_Valentine exactly the kind of nonfunctional misanthrope for the job.

In the interest of full disclosure, I should add that I once worked in a toyshop for three years, and lost a significant degree of normal human empathy as a result.

Pride Fighter · 26-11-2008 5:31am

jill_valentine wrote: »

Making Jill_Valentine exactly the kind of nonfunctional misanthrope for the job.

In the interest of full disclosure, I should add that I once worked in a toyshop for three years, and lost a significant degree of normal human empathy as a result.

Thats Commie talk, you are not worthy to be a fascist overlord:pac:

KingLoser · 26-11-2008 5:48am

I'd take it, something about having a higher ban-per-day than posts-per-day rate excites me.

Also, I don't give a **** about being a mod... that's like half the requirement isn't it?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 26-11-2008 5:54am

Ooooh. I always woundered how you became a mod...

I'd do it, well I would try anyway :P

SimpleSam06 · 26-11-2008 8:16am

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, these other people would certainly want you to believe that they could be good AH mods. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this forum?

Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this forum! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a poster after unregulated power over the unwashed masses, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that thread deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must have Sam for AH mod!

pickarooney · 26-11-2008 8:28am

After Hours - the Newcastle United of boards.ie.
I vote for a rainbow coalition of mods elected from the ranks of those making post 117 in any thread not directly related to demersal fishing.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 26-11-2008 8:29am

If HAGAR ever consider's me for the military forum I want to be a Mod virgin, so regretfully I won't be throwing my hat into the arena..

However I'd love to see Degsy replace Mordeth (even for a week), now that would be the craic and would scare the shit out of Dudess!.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 26-11-2008 8:39am

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, these other people would certainly want you to believe that they could be good AH mods. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this forum?

Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this forum! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a poster after unregulated power over the unwashed masses, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that thread deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must have Sam for AH mod!

Eh... Ja bent un koekje?

SimpleSam06 · 26-11-2008 8:45am

Siena Fancy Tile wrote: »

Eh... Ja bent un koekje?

And as AH mod, I guarantee as part of my eternal reign of terror wise and enlightened stewardship, to clamp down on all accusations of anyone else being a biscuit.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 26-11-2008 9:08am

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

And as AH mod, I guarantee as part of my eternal reign of terror wise and enlightened stewardship, to clamp down on all accusations of anyone else being a biscuit.

It's cookie, not biscuit :P "you are a cookie?" Sorry it's about all the dutch I know

Plug · 26-11-2008 9:10am

Snyper should do it, baby rape and child porn ftw.

Matt Holck · 26-11-2008 9:16am

if only mods could moderate steer conversation
banning should be judge and handle by someone else

giggsy664 · 26-11-2008 9:20am

Pick me or...

I KKEEEEELLLLLL YYOOOUUUUUUU!!!

Hagar · 26-11-2008 9:21am

Have own ban-hammer, will work for hookers and coke.

FlutterinBantam · 26-11-2008 9:43am

The Flutt's the man for this big job
He's sound of shaft and wide of knob
He'll not take messing,not one whit
And won't lock threads that deal with shídt

************************************

So Mr Cloud you've got your man
Just point me out some cnunt to ban
I'll clean this kip out,fast and quick
Then wipe the blood from my banning stick
**********************************
I'll rise to the top of the "Baxstards banned"
I'll run the place with an iron hand
No spotty stoodents will give me hump
Or put me off for my morning dump
**********************************

So Ruu and Gordon just look out
Your league position is now in doubt
The Flutt is here,with blood soaked swords
Ready and willing to clean up Boards
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not really:D

Chong · 26-11-2008 9:48am

To AH Mods,

Id like to nominate myself.

I am on here all day everyday, I am honest, I am fair, but I am also strict with folk who want to act the maggot.

I am here 6 years its my single most used site.

So if you want someone that is every easy to deal with, treat the job with the utmost respect, treat the posters and mods alike with the utmost respect, I would love the distinguished honor of moderating AH.

Thanking You

Will

Sean Quagmire · 26-11-2008 9:53am

Cruijff wrote: »

To AH Mods,

Id like to nominate myself.

I am on here all day everyday, I am honest, I am fair, but I am also strict with folk who want to act the maggot.

I am here 6 years its my single most used site.

So if you want someone that is every easy to deal with, treat the job with the utmost respect, treat the posters and mods alike with the utmost respect, I would love the distinguished honor of moderating AH.

Thanking You

Will

i like you're jip

Giblet · 26-11-2008 9:54am

It should be me. I have years of experience modding; After Hours specifically.

..oops $:\$ /

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-11-2008 10:03am

Mairt wrote: »

I'd love to see Degsy replace Mordeth (even for a week), now that would be the craic and would scare the shit out of Dudess!.

I second this, Degsy ftw!

If not him then Kiera, also for the win.

Matt Holck · 26-11-2008 10:08am

how much fake money would I get?

oh wait
there's a tent?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 26-11-2008 10:25am

Terry wrote: »

No. Nobody had to say it.

That's half the problem.

Fúcking muppets thinking they are being unique, funny and original by typing out seven characters.

It's been done to death.

In the words of the greatest captain of the enterprise; "Get a life".

I agree, Terry for AH mod!

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